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03-13-2010 , 04:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
i didnt realize a girl could be selfish if shes letting you have sex with her
A girl can be selfish in bed, just as how a guy can be selfish in bed as well.

Or maybe that's just how I see things.
03-13-2010 , 04:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
A girl can be selfish in bed, just as how a guy can be selfish in bed as well.

Or maybe that's just how I see things.
Well I can tell you in my current relationship, if I want to have a good time I def starting out doing all the work. Girls don't just pop boners and wanna secks.

Girls can be bad in bed tho compared to other girls, but when comparing any girl to palmela makes any girl looks great, lol.
03-13-2010 , 04:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDoranD
i didnt realize a girl could be selfish if shes letting you have sex with her
might be the only statement you have made in months I approve of

well done sir
03-13-2010 , 04:50 AM
Everytime I review a HH and go to post a hand here, but I realize by the time I give the reads and thought process I'm like wtf easy game. Hinsight is 20/20 tho.
03-13-2010 , 04:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
A girl can be selfish in bed.
like when they wont do ass to mouth

it's like god, think of someone besides yourself for once honey
03-13-2010 , 04:58 AM
thanks for plugging my post sharkbait

i dont think its helpful for real life strat, but it's good to think about teh maths sometimes
03-13-2010 , 05:04 AM
dan

make 3b theory post

gogogo
03-13-2010 , 05:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
dan

make 3b theory post

gogogo
Lol his equation is in the thread, just change ranges.

Better than a tl;dr right? Haha.

But really as a math major I support any math anytime lol.
03-13-2010 , 05:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by High_SocietyA9
Lol his equation is in the thread, just change ranges.

Better than a tl;dr right? Haha.

But really as a math major I support any math anytime lol.
we are talking about dif things
03-13-2010 , 05:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
we are talking about dif things
Now I support that motion even more lol
03-13-2010 , 06:11 AM
Sick checks guys

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Entraction
SB ($7.22)
BB ($10)
UTG ($16.81)
CO ($25.26)
Hero ($10.80)

Dealt to Hero 6 6

fold, CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, SB calls $0.25, fold

FLOP ($1) 6 5 K

SB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

TURN ($1) 6 5 K 6

SB bets $1, CO raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, SB raises to $6.92 (AI), CO raises to $24.96 (AI), Hero calls $8 (AI)

RIVER ($28.92) 6 5 K 6 4

SB shows A K
(Pre 7%, Flop 0.8%, Turn 0.0%)

CO shows A A
(Pre 73%, Flop 4.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 6 6
(Pre 21%, Flop 94.7%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $27.52
03-13-2010 , 06:32 AM
5k hand to get rostucko

no graph bc I am lazy

no more pokers pls
03-13-2010 , 06:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by High_SocietyA9
Lol his equation is in the thread, just change ranges.

Better than a tl;dr right? Haha.

But really as a math major I support any math anytime lol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by High_SocietyA9
Now I support that motion even more lol
quick, what is the square root of the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
03-13-2010 , 06:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by skraper
quick, what is the square root of the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
42
03-13-2010 , 07:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksight3
I've actually only had 1 sexual experience.

fyp
Spoiler:
Still, not so veiled brag?
03-13-2010 , 09:09 AM
lol donkaments
IDK, as far as Im concerned donkaments are played quite easily. Just wait till you have 10BBs and start shipping random hands in random order
03-13-2010 , 09:46 AM
Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $53.15
BB: $98.85
UTG: $74.94
CO: $99.55
Hero (BTN): $96

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($12.75) 8 J 4 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($28.75) T (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $21, CO raises to $85.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $61 and is All-In

River: ($192.75) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $192.75 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
CO showed T T and WON $189.25 (+$93.25 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 and LOST (-$96 NET)

flame me for this please!!
03-13-2010 , 09:59 AM
I feel like posting one of these...

I actually expected a 5 dunno what went wrong there.


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $62.45
UTG: $119.20
MP: $87.55
CO: $43.50
Hero (BTN): $106.00
SB: $121.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with J J
2 folds, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, CO calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 2 3 4 (2 players)
CO bets $2, Hero raises to $10, CO raises to $39 all in, Hero calls $29

Turn: ($88.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($88.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $88.50
CO shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
CO wins $85.50
(Rake: $3.00)
03-13-2010 , 10:10 AM
<- never going to move up to nl100
03-13-2010 , 10:13 AM
Just played 150 hands.

Wiped out my losses for last 6 sessions.

WAHOOOOO!

Spoiler:
13 buyins since you asked
03-13-2010 , 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePuma
Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $53.15
BB: $98.85
UTG: $74.94
CO: $99.55
Hero (BTN): $96

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($12.75) 8 J 4 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($28.75) T (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $21, CO raises to $85.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $61 and is All-In

River: ($192.75) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $192.75 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
CO showed T T and WON $189.25 (+$93.25 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 and LOST (-$96 NET)

flame me for this please!!
Looks absolutely fine, probably wouldn't 3b pre, but other than that it looks fine.
03-13-2010 , 10:14 AM
yeah, don't...


[x] tarp fail (BB Korean aggrotard)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $100.00
UTG: $271.40
MP: $104.00
CO: $111.40
Hero (BTN): $144.75
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, BB raises to $13, 1 fold, Hero raises to $29, BB raises to $100 all in, Hero calls $71

Flop: ($203.50) 7 Q 6

Turn: ($203.50) 9

River: ($203.50) 8

Final Pot: $203.50
BB shows T T (a straight, Ten high)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BB wins $200.50
(Rake: $3.00)
03-13-2010 , 10:18 AM
Go fk yourself FT. Suckouts are worse there than anywhere else by a long shot. Why do I ever play at that POS site?
03-13-2010 , 10:21 AM
man it feels depressing to be back in finland

but hey at least i can browse teh internetz on a train

      
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