I spent wayyy too long proving to myself that it's fake. Now I'm 100% sure:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610
The link "Who is Pastor Billy-Reuben?" redirects to the .org site. (Finding a link from .net to .org was the hardest part)
The TOS of the .org site: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
Check the spoiler at the bottom:


This concludes my internet detective work for the day.

Aw, that kinda takes the lulz out of it, put it does restore my faith in humanity a little. Although as I said a lot of the things said on the site are probably still truly believed by a fairly large amount of people.

i am both very happy and very disappointed by that

Well 88-JJ probably ain't getting it in pre so it doesn't matter what pair you have, getting anything in under QQ isn't standard, so 22 will be as profitable as JJ, except the rare occasion that you get counterfeited.

oh absolutely

site is still very funny, its a parody is all

Lol wtf, i got 21% on that test. Anybody who got over that is definitly drunk or aren't wearing their glasses. I thought I was being liberal with my clicks too.

And because I know someone will post it, ill jsut go ahead and do it myself:

dont worry tony about the low score tony

in fairness, there were only a few dudes on there for you to choose from

oh no you di'int!

just skimmed the posts on this whole church/landover thing but I know there are people who argue that women are responsible for rape(or at least a high % of the blame), here was an argument from a Phil class I took:

http://www.acl.org.au/national/brows...ticle_id=11535

His argument:

Well I always have said that cats eating meat is relatively like men raping women so he does have a point to be fair.

who's fault was it when i raped a cat?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($51.55)
BB ($42.20)
UTG ($38.30)
UTG+1 ($110)
CO ($56.10)
Hero ($50.60)

Dealt to Hero 4 J

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, BB calls $1

FLOP ($3.25) 5 T 4

BB bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

TURN ($9.75) 5 T 4 5

BB bets $10, Hero calls $10

RIVER ($29.75) 5 T 4 5 6

BB bets $27.45 (AI), Hero calls $27.45

BB shows J Q
(Pre 73%, Flop 50.0%, Turn 36.4%)

Hero shows 4 J
(Pre 27%, Flop 50.0%, Turn 63.6%)

Hero wins $81.65
.



yawn

you guys are such nits. 60% ftw. I am guessing if facing a real life situation of actually having to work at banging them the percentage wold be quite a bit lower, but it says nothing of the sort in the t&c.

22% vpip. I'm such a nit. I don't know how you can score much higher than 40+% unless it's been a long time since you VPIP'd

Edit: results may change with full body pics but if I'd feel good jizzin' on their face, I just click on the face

take test, post score

drink 6 beers

take test again, post score

I am a newlywed so I get laid a lot. Its just that in my limited number of years on this earth I have never once thought "I wish I had less sex when I was younger". And I would like to point out that my resume includes a a young lady whom no one can remember the name of....and thus is affectionately dubbed "The White Whale of Manistee."

48% here, so many nits itt

why do i find this so funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNWCniwgfo

Always been a nit... 23%. I don't get how you guys can seriously go for 40-60% scores, haha.

Pretty sure last time I did it I got the same.

Ive decided **** like this annoys me the most. He is down 2.7k over his poker career and is sat there with a massive stack from pure luck.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($27.19)
BB ($25.35)
UTG ($217)
UTG+1 ($25)
CO ($37.13)
BTN ($28.96)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG raises to $1.50, fold, fold, BTN calls $1.50, Hero raises to $5.75, fold, UTG raises to $15.25, fold, Hero raises to $27.19 (AI), UTG calls $11.94

FLOP ($56.13) K 2 4

TURN ($56.13) K 2 4 8

RIVER ($56.13) K 2 4 8 K

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 19%, Flop 7.6%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 92.4%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG wins $53.33

my last 6weeks attempt at cracking nl50
thing is i would only be breakeven!!!! too many leaks that means
ftw

**** ****ty regs who flaot two ****ing streets on horrible boards with underpairs only to river sets...**** everybody at 50nl..I can never actually get two positive sessions in a row instead im stuck watching everybody take my money....**** this game

hes so ****ing bad I can go for 3 streets of value, but no he gets there, and his line reps absolutely nothing...****ing congrats sir.......

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $68.35
Hero (UTG): $50.50
MP: $187.70
CO: $51.85
BTN: $20.15
SB: $43.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with T K
Hero raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 4 folds

Flop: ($3.75) K 7 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, MP calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) J (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP calls $5

River: ($18.75) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $11, MP raises to $35, Hero calls $24

Final Pot: $88.75
Hero mucks T K
MP shows 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
MP wins $85.75
(Rake: $3.00)

river call is pretty bad imo

what is he trying to rep? like honestly thre is nothing in his range(except 44 ob) that plays that way....22/77 puts a raise in earlier..KJ might play that way but more than likely raises turn...theres really nothing, and seeing as he think is bet nothing a lot cause he floated twice he could easily raise missed FD's random hands on river....