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Old 03-25-2010, 01:37 PM   #4076
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Lol looks like a lot of you got a kick from that site.

Also Im pretty sure that this is real Dan. There is a site call landoverbaptist.org which is a fake site but I think that the site I linked, which is a .net, is real.

I've heard the "You're are partially to blame for being raped if you dress slutty" argument before. There are also definitly people who believe that women are property of men and should be beaten etc etc. These guys are probably so genuinely brainwashed and sheltered that this is really how they act.
I spent wayyy too long proving to myself that it's fake. Now I'm 100% sure:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610
The link "Who is Pastor Billy-Reuben?" redirects to the .org site. (Finding a link from .net to .org was the hardest part)
The TOS of the .org site: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
Check the spoiler at the bottom:
Spoiler:


This concludes my internet detective work for the day.
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:50 PM   #4077
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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I spent wayyy too long proving to myself that it's fake. Now I'm 100% sure:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610
The link "Who is Pastor Billy-Reuben?" redirects to the .org site. (Finding a link from .net to .org was the hardest part)
The TOS of the .org site: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
Check the spoiler at the bottom:
Spoiler:


This concludes my internet detective work for the day.
Aw, that kinda takes the lulz out of it, put it does restore my faith in humanity a little. Although as I said a lot of the things said on the site are probably still truly believed by a fairly large amount of people.
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:54 PM   #4078
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

i am both very happy and very disappointed by that
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:56 PM   #4079
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Interesting , on the spot I would definitly go broke (3b/5b) TT+ against him knowing that he plays uncomfortable against me

Equitywise true, JJ only has 3% more versus JJ+,AK. The big gap starts at 4.4% which is AQs+,TT+ which JJ has a 10% difference than 77 for a 200bb pot is significant right?

Are you saying that my range is kinda polarized to superbluffs and QQ+,AK as I rarely 3bet 88-JJ which is true on uNL without reads hence his 4bet with 77 cán be profitable under some circumstances
I do see 4bet/call is not profitable which I agree on but 4bet/fold ?
Well 88-JJ probably ain't getting it in pre so it doesn't matter what pair you have, getting anything in under QQ isn't standard, so 22 will be as profitable as JJ, except the rare occasion that you get counterfeited.
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:56 PM   #4080
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Although as I said a lot of the things said on the site are probably still truly believed by a fairly large amount of people.
oh absolutely

site is still very funny, its a parody is all
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:57 PM   #4081
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Lol wtf, i got 21% on that test. Anybody who got over that is definitly drunk or aren't wearing their glasses. I thought I was being liberal with my clicks too.

And because I know someone will post it, ill jsut go ahead and do it myself:







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Old 03-25-2010, 02:02 PM   #4082
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dont worry tony about the low score tony

in fairness, there were only a few dudes on there for you to choose from

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Old 03-25-2010, 02:06 PM   #4083
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dont worry tony about the low score tony

in fairness, there were only a few dudes on there for you to choose from

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oh no you di'int!
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:11 PM   #4084
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

just skimmed the posts on this whole church/landover thing but I know there are people who argue that women are responsible for rape(or at least a high % of the blame), here was an argument from a Phil class I took:

http://www.acl.org.au/national/brows...ticle_id=11535

His argument:

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Old 03-25-2010, 02:23 PM   #4085
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just skimmed the posts on this whole church/landover thing but I know there are people who argue that women are responsible for rape(or at least a high % of the blame), here was an argument from a Phil class I took:

http://www.acl.org.au/national/brows...ticle_id=11535

His argument:

Well I always have said that cats eating meat is relatively like men raping women so he does have a point to be fair.
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:29 PM   #4086
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who's fault was it when i raped a cat?

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Old 03-25-2010, 02:30 PM   #4087
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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($51.55)
BB ($42.20)
UTG ($38.30)
UTG+1 ($110)
CO ($56.10)
Hero ($50.60)

Dealt to Hero 4 J

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, BB calls $1

FLOP ($3.25) 5 T 4

BB bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

TURN ($9.75) 5 T 4 5

BB bets $10, Hero calls $10

RIVER ($29.75) 5 T 4 5 6

BB bets $27.45 (AI), Hero calls $27.45

BB shows J Q
(Pre 73%, Flop 50.0%, Turn 36.4%)

Hero shows 4 J
(Pre 27%, Flop 50.0%, Turn 63.6%)

Hero wins $81.65
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:53 PM   #4088
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

you guys are such nits. 60% ftw. I am guessing if facing a real life situation of actually having to work at banging them the percentage wold be quite a bit lower, but it says nothing of the sort in the t&c.
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:09 PM   #4089
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22% vpip. I'm such a nit. I don't know how you can score much higher than 40+% unless it's been a long time since you VPIP'd

Edit: results may change with full body pics but if I'd feel good jizzin' on their face, I just click on the face
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:16 PM   #4090
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

take test, post score

drink 6 beers

take test again, post score
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:26 PM   #4091
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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22% vpip. I'm such a nit. I don't know how you can score much higher than 40+% unless it's been a long time since you VPIP'd

Edit: results may change with full body pics but if I'd feel good jizzin' on their face, I just click on the face
I am a newlywed so I get laid a lot. Its just that in my limited number of years on this earth I have never once thought "I wish I had less sex when I was younger". And I would like to point out that my resume includes a a young lady whom no one can remember the name of....and thus is affectionately dubbed "The White Whale of Manistee."
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:30 PM   #4092
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http://ironsist.server3.tibit.de/vpip/vpip/

So whats your vpip irl?

VPIP: 94/200 = 47% quite laggy
48% here, so many nits itt
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:44 PM   #4093
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why do i find this so funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNWCniwgfo
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:57 PM   #4094
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Always been a nit... 23%. I don't get how you guys can seriously go for 40-60% scores, haha.
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Old 03-25-2010, 04:12 PM   #4095
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Always been a nit... 23%. I don't get how you guys can seriously go for 40-60% scores, haha.
Pretty sure last time I did it I got the same.
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Old 03-25-2010, 04:14 PM   #4096
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Ive decided **** like this annoys me the most. He is down 2.7k over his poker career and is sat there with a massive stack from pure luck.

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NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($27.19)
BB ($25.35)
UTG ($217)
UTG+1 ($25)
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Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG raises to $1.50, fold, fold, BTN calls $1.50, Hero raises to $5.75, fold, UTG raises to $15.25, fold, Hero raises to $27.19 (AI), UTG calls $11.94

FLOP ($56.13) K 2 4

TURN ($56.13) K 2 4 8

RIVER ($56.13) K 2 4 8 K

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 19%, Flop 7.6%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG shows A A
(Pre 81%, Flop 92.4%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG wins $53.33
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Old 03-25-2010, 04:20 PM   #4097
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my last 6weeks attempt at cracking nl50
thing is i would only be breakeven!!!! too many leaks that means
ftw

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Old 03-25-2010, 04:54 PM   #4098
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**** ****ty regs who flaot two ****ing streets on horrible boards with underpairs only to river sets...**** everybody at 50nl..I can never actually get two positive sessions in a row instead im stuck watching everybody take my money....**** this game

hes so ****ing bad I can go for 3 streets of value, but no he gets there, and his line reps absolutely nothing...****ing congrats sir.......

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $68.35
Hero (UTG): $50.50
MP: $187.70
CO: $51.85
BTN: $20.15
SB: $43.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with T K
Hero raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 4 folds

Flop: ($3.75) K 7 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, MP calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.75) J (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP calls $5

River: ($18.75) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $11, MP raises to $35, Hero calls $24

Final Pot: $88.75
Hero mucks T K
MP shows 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
MP wins $85.75
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:06 PM   #4099
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river call is pretty bad imo
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:15 PM   #4100
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river call is pretty bad imo

what is he trying to rep? like honestly thre is nothing in his range(except 44 ob) that plays that way....22/77 puts a raise in earlier..KJ might play that way but more than likely raises turn...theres really nothing, and seeing as he think is bet nothing a lot cause he floated twice he could easily raise missed FD's random hands on river....
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