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03-10-2011 , 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
haha i can remember some woman goin' crazy retellin' the story at my table, and then when you posted about it in bbv i couldn't help but imagine your face when the cards were turned over. id'a killed a cat mate
I'll cut that fat slowrollin bitch if I see her again. Standard for January.
03-10-2011 , 06:44 PM
lmao, can't blame you mate

back down there in may?
03-10-2011 , 06:49 PM
Yeh 100%. I'll prob get the tourney bug around then anyway. Happens like 4 times a year, drop 1k on tourneys and vow never to play them again.
03-10-2011 , 06:52 PM
Poker....it is hard.



    Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8164842

    BB: $65.10 (130.2 bb)
    Hero (SB): $74.75 (149.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with J J
    Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $7.50

    Flop: ($20) 3 2 7 (2 players)
    BB bets $6.50, Hero raises to $14.50, BB raises to $22.50, Hero raises to $64.75 and is all-in, BB calls $32.60 and is all-in

    Turn: ($139.85) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: ($139.85) K (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $139.85 pot ($0.50 rake)
    Final Board: 3 2 7 7 K
    BB showed 6 2 and lost (-$65.10 net)
    Hero showed J J and won $139.35 ($64.60 net)



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    03-10-2011 , 06:52 PM
    sound mate, you should sit at my table if you play cash, all sorts of fun and games

    lol that tourny is novel for like 2 hours, after that id rather pass kidney stones than keep playing
    03-10-2011 , 07:28 PM
    the best part was how repulsive and scummy the woman was. i was at the table and at one point was playing 3 handed with 2 middle aged woman, christ it was unbearable.
    03-10-2011 , 08:20 PM
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    SB ($53.22)
    BB ($28.53)
    Hero ($70.75)
    UTG+1 ($80.02)
    CO ($48.50)
    BTN ($100)

    Dealt to Hero 7 7

    Hero raises to $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50, fold, fold, fold, fold

    FLOP ($3.75) 3 9 7

    Hero bets $2.50, UTG+1 raises to $7, Hero calls $4.50

    TURN ($17.75) 3 9 7 2

    Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $17, Hero raises to $62.25 (AI), UTG+1 calls $45.25

    RIVER ($142) 3 9 7 2 6

    UTG+1 shows 9 9
    (Pre 81%, Flop 95.7%, Turn 97.7%)

    Hero shows 7 7
    (Pre 19%, Flop 4.3%, Turn 2.3%)

    UTG+1 wins $137

    lol 3 set over set in 3 days

    nice
    03-10-2011 , 09:00 PM
    I've never been set over setted in my career. Well I probably have but i tend to just fold when i'm beat lol so i don't know.
    03-10-2011 , 09:01 PM
    *cough*bull*****cough*
    03-10-2011 , 09:02 PM
    just wait till you get it 3x in an hour
    03-10-2011 , 09:03 PM
    3 coolers in 3 days, wow I feel for you.

    FWIW, Ive had 3 people jam jam turn with gutshots in 3bps and get there KK v AA vs spazz monkey 150bb deep twice. KK v AA vs shortstacks another twice. AA lost to a set 3 times. Top set AA vs KQss on QT96Asss.

    I can go on...
    03-10-2011 , 09:04 PM
      Full Tilt, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8165532

      CO: $9.80 (196 bb)
      BTN: $5 (100 bb)
      Hero (SB): $7.19 (143.8 bb)
      BB: $5.73 (114.6 bb)
      MP: $14.82 (296.4 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A A
      MP calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, BB folds, MP calls $0.20

      Flop: ($0.55) 5 7 9 (2 players)
      Hero bets $0.30, MP raises to $14.57 and is all-in, Hero calls $6.64

      Turn: ($22.06) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
      River: ($22.06) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Results: $22.06 pot ($0.96 rake)
      Final Board: 5 7 9 6 8
      Hero showed A A and won $6.74 (-$0.45 net)
      MP showed K J and won $14.36 (-$0.46 net)



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      I called MP a stupid **** after jizzing my pants on the flop and being tilted so hard I think my mind left the milky way galaxy for 20 minutes.
      MP says "sorry I thought you were just trying to buy the pot". I think I'd rather lose the pot then split it. Somehow that tilted me harder.

      I snap shoved AQ against some guy with 60% 3b through 30 hands the next orbit and lost to AK and quit for 2 days.
      03-10-2011 , 09:05 PM
      actually i can remember it happening once back at a 25nl shot take, i rivered quads though lol.
      03-10-2011 , 09:47 PM
      Std vs a 41/33 with 55% steal over 75 hands? He seems rly aggro postflop, 7/9 flop cbet, 3/3 turn cbet, 2/2 river cbet and betting a lot when checked to etc. Seen him get to showdown w a hand worth noting once where he 1/3 pot with a flopped straight when pfr checked to him, ~pot overcard turn and overbet blank river.

        Full Tilt, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166442

        UTG: $395.30 (197.7 bb)
        MP: $200 (100 bb)
        CO: $212.55 (106.3 bb)
        BTN: $463.10 (231.6 bb)
        SB: $103.80 (51.9 bb)
        Hero (BB): $204.60 (102.3 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BB with T A
        3 folds, BTN raises to $7, SB folds, Hero calls $5

        Flop: ($15) 5 2 5 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $10, Hero calls $10

        Turn: ($35) T (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $18, Hero calls $18

        River: ($71) 2 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN bets $104, Hero calls $104



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        03-10-2011 , 10:06 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by cowboygaybets
        I've never been set over setted in my career. Well I probably have but i tend to just fold when i'm beat lol so i don't know.
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by cowboygaybets
        actually i can remember it happening once back at a 25nl shot take, i rivered quads though lol.
        p4mt gimmick?

        im starting to learn how to lose set vs overset after all this time

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        SB ($33.01)
        BB ($25)
        UTG ($25.65)
        Hero ($34.98)
        CO ($27.64)
        BTN ($47.88)

        Dealt to Hero 5 5

        fold, Hero raises to $0.75, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $0.50

        FLOP ($1.60) 8 7 4

        BB checks, Hero checks

        TURN ($1.60) 8 7 4 5

        BB bets $1, Hero calls $1

        RIVER ($3.60) 8 7 4 5 K

        BB bets $2.25, Hero calls $2.25

        Hero shows 5 5
        (Pre 19%, Flop 13.4%, Turn 6.8%)

        BB shows 7 7
        (Pre 81%, Flop 86.6%, Turn 93.2%)

        BB wins $7.71
        03-10-2011 , 10:24 PM
          IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166502

          BB: $36.75 (183.8 bb)
          MP: $32.83 (164.1 bb)
          CO: $58.36 (291.8 bb)
          Hero (BTN): $47.73 (238.7 bb)
          SB: $20.40 (102 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BTN with K K
          MP raises to $0.40, CO folds, Hero raises to $1.60, 2 folds, MP raises to $6, Hero calls $4.40

          Flop: ($12.30) 8 2 T (2 players)
          MP bets $26.83 and is all-in, Hero calls $26.83

          Turn: ($65.96) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
          River: ($65.96) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Results: $65.96 pot ($3.00 rake)
          Final Board: 8 2 T 9 4
          MP showed A A and won $62.96 ($30.13 net)
          Hero mucked K K and lost (-$32.83 net)



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            IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166512

            CO: $20.30 (101.5 bb)
            BTN: $23.47 (117.4 bb)
            Hero (SB): $34.73 (173.6 bb)
            BB: $23.83 (119.2 bb)
            UTG: $20.94 (104.7 bb)
            MP: $25.80 (129 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is SB with 8 8
            3 folds, BTN raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.70, BB folds

            Flop: ($1.80) 3 Q 8 (2 players)
            Hero checks, BTN bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90

            Turn: ($3.60) 9 (2 players)
            Hero checks, BTN bets $1.80, Hero raises to $6.60, BTN raises to $11.40, Hero raises to $33.03 and is all-in, BTN calls $10.37 and is all-in

            River: ($58.40) K (2 players, 2 are all-in)

            Results: $58.40 pot ($2.35 rake)
            Final Board: 3 Q 8 9 K
            BTN showed 9 9 and won $44.79 ($21.32 net)
            Hero mucked 8 8 and won $11.26 (-$23.47 net)



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            Butchered this one, time checked flop. Earlier in session I c/c, c/r the bare Ad on a 3flush and jammed a 4th diamond, he couldnt fold his turned flush. I have a note sxaying he knows I can get freaky on the turn, likely to jam next time. I know his turn 3bet is value but because of earlier theres a small chance he bluffs and very good chance he does this for value with worse.





              IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166522

              CO: $41.84 (209.2 bb)
              BTN: $29.58 (147.9 bb)
              SB: $20.82 (104.1 bb)
              BB: $20.30 (101.5 bb)
              Hero (UTG): $24.65 (123.2 bb)
              MP: $20.90 (104.5 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is UTG with A A
              Hero raises to $0.80, 3 folds, SB calls $0.70, BB folds

              Flop: ($1.80) 9 3 5 (2 players)
              SB checks, Hero checks

              Turn: ($1.80) 2 (2 players)
              SB bets $1.40, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $10.80, Hero calls $4.80

              River: ($23.40) J (2 players)
              SB bets $9.22 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.22

              Results: $41.84 pot ($2.09 rake)
              Final Board: 9 3 5 2 J
              SB showed 9 9 and won $39.75 ($18.93 net)
              Hero mucked A A and lost (-$20.82 net)



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              Was c/f any card other than an Ace.






                IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166532

                Hero (CO): $20.52 (102.6 bb)
                BTN: $5 (25 bb)
                SB: $20 (100 bb)
                BB: $28.69 (143.5 bb)
                UTG: $34.20 (171 bb)
                MP: $7.38 (36.9 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is CO with A A
                UTG folds, MP calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.80, 2 folds, BB calls $0.60, MP calls $0.60

                Flop: ($2.50) 9 Q 2 (3 players)
                BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1.80, BB calls $1.80, MP folds

                Turn: ($6.10) T (2 players)
                BB checks, Hero bets $4.60, BB calls $4.60

                River: ($15.30) A (2 players)
                BB checks, Hero bets $13.32 and is all-in, BB calls $13.32

                Results: $41.94 pot ($2.09 rake)
                Final Board: 9 Q 2 T A
                Hero mucked A A and lost (-$20.52 net)
                BB showed K Q and won $39.85 ($19.33 net)



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                  IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166542

                  Hero (MP): $20 (100 bb)
                  CO: $30.29 (151.5 bb)
                  BTN: $131.65 (658.3 bb)
                  SB: $37.61 (188 bb)
                  BB: $22.28 (111.4 bb)
                  UTG: $55.02 (275.1 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is MP with T T
                  UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.80, 3 folds, BB calls $0.60

                  Flop: ($1.70) 5 2 6 (2 players)
                  BB bets $1.70, Hero calls $1.70

                  Turn: ($5.10) 8 (2 players)
                  BB bets $19.78 and is all-in, Hero calls $17.50 and is all-in

                  River: ($42.38) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                  Results: $42.38 pot ($2 rake)
                  Final Board: 5 2 6 8 7
                  Hero mucked T T and lost (-$20 net)
                  BB showed 4 6 and won $40.38 ($18.10 net)



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                    IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166552

                    MP: $10.20 (51 bb)
                    CO: $13.35 (66.8 bb)
                    Hero (BTN): $20 (100 bb)
                    SB: $28.33 (141.6 bb)
                    BB: $31.82 (159.1 bb)
                    UTG: $19.33 (96.6 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is BTN with A A
                    UTG folds, MP calls $0.20, CO calls $0.20, Hero raises to $1, SB raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero calls $2

                    Flop: ($6.60) 9 K 9 (2 players)
                    SB bets $3.40, Hero calls $3.40

                    Turn: ($13.40) 7 (2 players)
                    SB bets $21.93 and is all-in, Hero calls $13.60 and is all-in

                    River: ($48.93) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

                    Results: $48.93 pot ($2.03 rake)
                    Final Board: 9 K 9 7 8
                    Hero mucked A A and lost (-$20 net)
                    SB showed T J and won $46.90 ($18.57 net)



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                      IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166562

                      UTG: $29.01 (145.1 bb)
                      Hero (MP): $20 (100 bb)
                      CO: $28.83 (144.1 bb)
                      BTN: $20 (100 bb)
                      SB: $13.05 (65.3 bb)
                      BB: $22.26 (111.3 bb)

                      Preflop: Hero is MP with A Q
                      UTG raises to $0.80, Hero calls $0.80, CO calls $0.80, BTN folds, SB calls $0.70, BB folds

                      Flop: ($3.40) 8 5 Q (4 players)
                      SB checks, UTG bets $2.55, Hero calls $2.55, 2 folds

                      Turn: ($8.50) 9 (2 players)
                      UTG checks, Hero bets $4.25, UTG raises to $25.66, Hero calls $12.40 and is all-in

                      River: ($50.81) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                      Results: $50.81 pot ($2.09 rake)
                      Final Board: 8 5 Q 9 J
                      UTG showed A A and won $48.72 ($19.71 net)
                      Hero mucked A Q and lost (-$20 net)



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                        IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166572

                        BB: $20 (100 bb)
                        UTG: $20 (100 bb)
                        MP: $20.31 (101.5 bb)
                        CO: $18.57 (92.9 bb)
                        Hero (BTN): $46.09 (230.5 bb)
                        SB: $23.49 (117.5 bb)

                        Preflop: Hero is BTN with J J
                        UTG folds, MP raises to $0.70, CO calls $0.70, Hero calls $0.70, SB calls $0.60, BB folds

                        Flop: ($3) J 8 K (4 players)
                        SB checks, MP checks, CO bets $2.20, Hero raises to $4.40, 2 folds, CO raises to $17.87 and is all-in, Hero calls $13.47

                        Turn: ($38.74) Q (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                        River: ($38.74) 4 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

                        Results: $38.74 pot ($1.93 rake)
                        Final Board: J 8 K Q 4
                        MP mucked and lost (-$0.70 net)
                        CO showed K 9 and won $36.81 ($18.24 net)
                        Hero mucked J J and lost (-$18.57 net)
                        SB mucked and lost (-$0.70 net)



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                          IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166582

                          Hero (BB): $20 (100 bb)
                          MP: $20 (100 bb)
                          CO: $21.30 (106.5 bb)
                          BTN: $34.61 (173 bb)
                          SB: $21 (105 bb)

                          Preflop: Hero is BB with 7 7
                          MP folds, CO raises to $0.80, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.60

                          Flop: ($1.70) Q 7 9 (2 players)
                          Hero checks, CO bets $1.27, Hero raises to $3.40, CO calls $2.13

                          Turn: ($8.50) T (2 players)
                          Hero bets $3, CO calls $3

                          River: ($14.50) J (2 players)
                          Hero checks, CO bets $5.60, Hero calls $5.60

                          Results: $25.70 pot ($1.28 rake)
                          Final Board: Q 7 9 T J
                          Hero mucked 7 7 and lost (-$12.80 net)
                          CO showed Q K and won $24.42 ($11.62 net)



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                            IPoker, $0.10/$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #8166592

                            MP: $34.11 (170.5 bb)
                            CO: $21.07 (105.4 bb)
                            Hero (BTN): $26.82 (134.1 bb)
                            SB: $20.56 (102.8 bb)
                            BB: $24.67 (123.4 bb)
                            UTG: $20 (100 bb)

                            Preflop: Hero is BTN with A A
                            UTG folds, MP raises to $0.80, CO folds, Hero raises to $2.70, 2 folds, MP calls $1.90

                            Flop: ($5.70) 5 7 2 (2 players)
                            MP bets $2.85, Hero calls $2.85

                            Turn: ($11.40) K (2 players)
                            MP bets $5.70, Hero calls $5.70

                            River: ($22.80) 8 (2 players)
                            MP checks, Hero checks

                            Results: $22.80 pot ($1.14 rake)
                            Final Board: 5 7 2 K 8
                            MP showed 8 8 and won $21.66 ($10.41 net)
                            Hero mucked A A and lost (-$11.25 net)



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                            All today, I wont even go back and share any of yesterdays or any other day this past 2 weeks. Down 30BI.

                            I think me and poker might part ways soon. My BR cant take any more of this ****.




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                            03-10-2011 , 10:26 PM
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                            NL Holdem $2(BB) Poker Stars
                            Hero ($278)
                            BB ($246)
                            UTG ($357)
                            UTG+1 ($200)
                            CO ($69.70)
                            BTN ($286)

                            Dealt to Hero K K

                            UTG raises to $6, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $22, fold, UTG calls $16

                            FLOP ($46) T 8 Q

                            Hero bets $30, UTG raises to $74, Hero calls $44

                            TURN ($194) T 8 Q J

                            Hero checks, UTG checks

                            RIVER ($194) T 8 Q J A

                            Hero bets $182 (AI), UTG calls $182

                            Hero shows K K
                            (Pre 82%, Flop 15.3%, Turn 22.7%)

                            UTG shows Q Q
                            (Pre 18%, Flop 84.7%, Turn 77.3%)

                            Hero wins $555

                            lol
                            03-10-2011 , 10:37 PM
                            Quote:
                            Originally Posted by Megloooo
                            isildur vs DN

                            i wanna bet my $50 on Isildur vs your $30 on DN to win over both rounds.

                            quote to book
                            so if DN ships any of the 2 I win?
                            03-10-2011 , 10:54 PM
                            38/17/17% 3b.

                            Saw the A on the flop and not the king and started cursing.


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                            SB ($14.70)
                            BB ($2.80)
                            UTG ($24.50)
                            Hero ($10.56)
                            CO ($15.30)
                            BTN ($2.49)

                            Dealt to Hero K K

                            fold, Hero raises to $0.17, CO raises to $15.30 (AI), fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $10.39 (AI)

                            FLOP ($21.19) A T K

                            TURN ($21.19) A T K 3

                            RIVER ($21.19) A T K 3 7

                            Hero shows K K
                            (Pre 70%, Flop 93.4%, Turn 100.0%)

                            CO shows 5 A
                            (Pre 30%, Flop 6.6%, Turn 0.0%)

                            Hero wins $19.78
                            03-10-2011 , 11:16 PM
                            40bb/100

                            mbn
                            03-10-2011 , 11:22 PM
                            I wish death upon many of you in this thread. So you can run and tell that.
                            03-10-2011 , 11:25 PM
                            hahaha why george
                            03-11-2011 , 01:30 AM
                            Quote:
                            Originally Posted by bigacsiga
                            so if DN ships any of the 2 I win?
                            See I'm not the only one who interpreted your post like this.
                            03-11-2011 , 02:35 AM
                            3 set<set in 3 days?

                            Pfft, I had it 4 times in 1 day once.
                            03-11-2011 , 02:55 AM
                            so i'm just now watching hsp season 7 and i see galfond in the intro, thought no ftp pros?

                            o wait ib4 not a red pro

                            omg who does wardrobe in this show. kara scott is hot and she gets stuck in the worst clothes

                            WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAVORITE SHOW

                                  
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