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06-02-2008 , 07:07 AM
finding the right place to claim my 42 sklansky dollar buyins
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06-02-2008 , 07:40 AM
$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ($990.00)
Hero ($1015.00)

Pre-flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is BB A 8
BTN bets $15, Hero calls $10

Flop: Q Q 7 ($40, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, BTN calls $30

Turn: A ($100, 2 players)
Hero bets $66, BTN calls $66

River: 9 ($232, 2 players)
Hero bets $97, BTN calls $97

Final Pot: $426
Hero shows: A 8
BTN shows: 9 Q

BTN wins $425 ( won +$212 )
Hero lost -$213.00
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06-02-2008 , 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier
$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ($990.00)
Hero ($1015.00)

Pre-flop: ($15, 2 players) Hero is BB A 8
BTN bets $15, Hero calls $10

Flop: Q Q 7 ($40, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, BTN calls $30

Turn: A ($100, 2 players)
Hero bets $66, BTN calls $66

River: 9 ($232, 2 players)
Hero bets $97, BTN calls $97

Final Pot: $426
Hero shows: A 8
BTN shows: 9 Q

BTN wins $425 ( won +$212 )
Hero lost -$213.00

He won money, you lost money. Ergo: he played better.
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06-02-2008 , 07:43 AM
agree
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06-02-2008 , 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Nielsio
OMFG


I hope for his sake that it's the sunday million or something.
pretty sure it was a micro...this was on the front page of abc.com or something...there is a link in NVG...something like congressperson son
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06-02-2008 , 11:11 AM
"While taping a documentary on video poker, Jim Moran -- son of Congressman James Moran, who is sponsoring 2 bills regarding online poker -- makes a miraculous comeback."

lol
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06-02-2008 , 11:34 AM
So i made 10 buyins at 5/10 today and ended up losing 6.5k

Yay for taking 50/100 shot and having AK lose to AJ aipf for 10k pot first hand.
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06-02-2008 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SirFelixCat
Hammered as in drunk or you lost $4k = hammered (ie. huge loss?)
the drunk thing, for sure.
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06-02-2008 , 01:40 PM
I'm just browsing forums and listening to music, which I do all the time. But I'm by the pool at Vegas mansion, and for that reason alone my brain is flooded with Seratonin.
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06-02-2008 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Xaston
I'm just browsing forums and listening to music, which I do all the time. But I'm by the pool at Vegas mansion, and for that reason alone my brain is flooded with Seratonin.
its june and gabe is still in your avatar.

ghey imo.
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06-02-2008 , 02:17 PM
i hope to actually win moneys playing live poker this month
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06-02-2008 , 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by easycall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoSGR_1qSk

just click it, you won't regret it. promises or i give something
I WORKED YOU@@!!!!!!! THATS HOW YOU PLAY THE NUTS!!!''

reall funny if this dude is serious
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06-02-2008 , 02:19 PM
my goal for this month is to manage to take a night or two off from drinking so i can play a few hands
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06-02-2008 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Pasterbator
its june and gabe is still in your avatar.

ghey imo.
QFDeliciousSearedTuna
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06-02-2008 , 03:04 PM
Fancy Steam Room/12 head shower: 1
Jaime: 0

So I tried to use this thing today, and uhh, epic fail.

I could only manage to get on the steam (I didn't know it at the time) and the two main shower heads. I couldn't figure out how to get all the small shower heads on, and I wasn't sure that the steam was on.

So I am fidgeting with every knob and head (ok folks, enough with the gay jokes) I can find. And then I notice this other knobesque thing that is silver and distinctly different from all the others. So I decided clearly this is how you turn on all of the smaller showerheads. Apparently this is some sort of device that heats itself to 400+ degrees and has a small steady stream of water flowing into it, that turns to steam. I grabbed that **** and tried to twist. My finger is medium rare =(
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06-02-2008 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Xaston
Fancy Steam Room/12 head shower: 1
Jaime: 0

So I tried to use this thing today, and uhh, epic fail.

I could only manage to get on the steam (I didn't know it at the time) and the two main shower heads. I couldn't figure out how to get all the small shower heads on, and I wasn't sure that the steam was on.

So I am fidgeting with every knob and head (ok folks, enough with the gay jokes) I can find. And then I notice this other knobesque thing that is silver and distinctly different from all the others. So I decided clearly this is how you turn on all of the smaller showerheads. Apparently this is some sort of device that heats itself to 400+ degrees and has a small steady stream of water flowing into it, that turns to steam. I grabbed that **** and tried to twist. My finger is medium rare =(
Ouch. One night I was making some soup (dinty moore ftw) on my stove and brilliantly left the spoon I was stirring it with in the pan. A minute or two later I make another brilliant decision and pick up said spoon. My thumb balooned up to the size of a medium spider and was obviously in serious pain. Burns are always the worst because it throbs for forever afterwards with that burning sensation.
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06-02-2008 , 06:34 PM
my goal for this month is to stop sucking at poker - so i'm looking for a coach right now.

i've been losing at 400NL for quite some time now.
who can recommend me a good coach for this situation? and what makes the coach you are recommending good?

thanks
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06-02-2008 , 07:10 PM
best things for burns is to wrap them up tight with some material. they are most painful when air hits the raw flesh.
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06-02-2008 , 07:23 PM
Dear June,

Your sisters May and April were pretty lame towards the end of the month. Please don't Tonya Harding my ass during the last day or 2 like your sisters did. That was ******ed.

Thanks,

/Jon
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06-02-2008 , 07:30 PM
Get all the glory, fame, and mobney
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06-02-2008 , 07:33 PM
Also, Nenad Medic won the first WSOP donkament for 800k.....
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06-02-2008 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by HoosierAlum
Also, Nenad Medic won the first WSOP donkament for 800k.....
YES i hope he plays me HU more
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06-02-2008 , 08:48 PM
yeah im sure he needed that 800k to fund his messing around at ftp 10/20...not like he's got multiple millions in tourney winnings in the last two years and is supposedly a huge winner at the live nosebleed games around the circuit.
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06-02-2008 , 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by EC10
yeah im sure he needed that 800k to fund his messing around at ftp 10/20...not like he's got multiple millions in tourney winnings in the last two years and is supposedly a huge winner at the live nosebleed games around the circuit.
well, he was EXTREMELY exploitable in the bunch of hands we played that one time. He's up a couple buyins on me, but i wouldn't deny him action pretty much ever.
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