You just went up in my coolness meter.

dont disgust me. lets degrade women yay!

Broad is far superior iyam

but youre not a female

does not compute

meh dont look too deep into it. its not like i go around calling every girl i meet a trick.

word. so did u at least make out with her?

i made out with her

unfortunately no =/

speaking of tricks reminded me of my moms friend i met last night who felt compelled to tell us about every loser biker scumbag shes ****ed recently and their GF's who hate her. "i swear if she didnt get off a hells angles bike i woulda lit her up, bla fkg bla"

i hate ppl

bp's post adds more fuel to someones theory that BP and i are the same person on both acct's. lol @ paranoia.

jer, thats a brag since she prob sucked someone up in the bathroom prior to teh dance

you mean you and bp are different people??

and now that i think of it you are prob right. i do remember her having a shirt that looked like a guy's button down. at the time i didnt care cause im oblivious when im drunk but that does seem suspicious. possible lesbian too imo.

wait, wat?

stop playing dumb LML! you dumb player you!

I AM MY OWN MAN GOD DAMMIT!

sometimes i wish i could drill a hole through spivey's nutsack piercing both testicles. that is all

llllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Due to these recent processing issues, our Bank Transfer withdrawal option has been temporarily suspended and we apologize for any inconvenience. If there had been reason to suspect our third party processor would experience these issues before, we would have taken a proactive approach and suspended our Bank Transfer withdrawal option sooner.

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Hello Chris,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

Recently, we have been experiencing delays in bank transfers being processed to players? bank accounts, we are actively addressing this issue and in the interim you may encounter a longer wait time than the standard 7-10 business days stated when you made your withdrawal.

We understand your frustration with the delay of your Bank Transfer withdrawal, and we're very sorry for the inconvenience.

While we assure you that your funds will reach your bank account soon.
We've contacted our processor and are doing everything we can to ensure your funds reach your bank account as quickly as possible.

It is important to us that you receive your funds in a timely manner.
With that in mind, we are working to significantly improve our Bank Transfer withdrawal processing system and hope to eliminate such delays going forward.

Again, please accept our apologies, and if there's anything else we can do for you, feel free to contact us.

Regards,

Carolina
Full Tilt Poker Support


Hello,


Original Message Follows: ------------------------ It?s been well past the 8-10 business days since these cashouts were approved. Is there any kind of a status report on them? Will I have money soon?

Thank you,

hi brky

z0mg its PJo!

SUP PJo!

p.s. I dont have your aim

DUCY?

racism imo

hai pjo!

night pjo!

night brew!

i don't know about all that