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meh

qft!

first beat in BBV so far: a 69/2/0 player is giving me advice

what has 10nl come to

First brag

Hansa Poker .50/1.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button Hero ($169.03)
SB ($99.00)
BB BB ($26.00)
UTG ($115.15)
UTG+1 UTG+1 ($427.27)
CO ($78.48)

Preflop: Hero is on the Button with T J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls 1.00, 1 fold, Hero raises to 4.50, 1 fold, BB calls 3.50, UTG+1 calls 3.50.

Flop (14.00) J T K
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 10.00, BB calls 10.00, UTG+1 calls 10.00.

Turn (44.00) T
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 26.00, BB moves all-in for 11.50, UTG+1 calls 26.00.

River (107.50) 8
UTG+1 bets 53.75, Hero moves all-in for 128.53, UTG+1 calls 74.78

BB shows Q Q
Hero shows T J
UTG+1 shows 6 A

Hero wins 364.56 with A full house, Tens and Jacks


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First beat

Hansa Poker .50/1.00, hand converted by the iPoker Converter at Talking-Poker

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($99.50)
SB ($77.70)
BB Hero ($147.95)
UTG ($22.25)
UTG+1 UTG+1 ($233.70)
CO ($45.18)

Preflop: Hero is in the BB with A A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 4.00, 3 folds, Hero raises to 12.00, UTG+1 calls 8.00.

Flop (25.50) 4 A 5
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

Turn (25.50) 6
Hero bets 20.00, UTG+1 raises to 46.00, Hero raises to 72.00, UTG+1 moves all-in for 221.70, Hero moves all-in for 63.95.

River (449.15) 9

Hero shows A A
UTG+1 shows 7 8

UTG+1 wins 449.15 with A straight, Nine high

Off to another great start to the month.

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1800 hands and stuck 6 buyins in all in luck? Rigged.


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Brendo_K (SB): $103.75
Hero (BB): $68.40
smok!ng_Aces (UTG): $50.00
NoOl3Ru (CO): $30.65
mojed (BTN): $58.80

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 6 6
3 folds, Brendo_K raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($5.00) J 6 A (2 players)
Brendo_K bets $3.65, Hero raises to $12, Brendo_K raises to $101.25 all in, Hero calls $53.90 all in

Turn: ($136.80) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($136.80) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $136.80
Brendo_K shows As Ks (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
Hero mucks 6c 6d
Brendo_K wins $134.80
(Rake: $2.00)



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Hero (SB): $50.00
ivegotaBB (BB): $119.50
Lucky69han (UTG): $53.60
Mr.Pok€rstar (CO): $82.70
b8r7 (BTN): $56.00

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with Q Q
2 folds, b8r7 raises to $2, Hero calls $1.75 (ivegotaBB was a fish and we had history so thats why the flat call, wanted him to come along), ivegotaBB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.00) 3 9 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $5, ivegotaBB calls $5, b8r7 raises to $15, Hero calls $10, ivegotaBB folds

Turn: ($41.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $33 all in, b8r7 calls $33

River: ($107.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $107.00
Hero shows Qc Qd (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
b8r7 shows Ks 9s (two pair, Kings and Nines)
b8r7 wins $105.00
(Rake: $2.00)



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buliebutt (BTN/SB): $27.40
Hero (BB): $100.25

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K J
buliebutt calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2, buliebutt calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.00) J 6 J (2 players)
Hero bets $2, buliebutt raises to $25.40 all in, Hero calls $23.40

Turn: ($54.80) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($54.80) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $54.80
buliebutt shows 7s 7h (a full house, Sevens full of Jacks)
Hero shows Kc Jh (three of a kind, Jacks)
buliebutt wins $54.30
(Rake: $0.50)

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UTG: $4.35
BTN: $3.55
SB: $10.05
Hero (BB): $10

Pre-Flop: 7 8 dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG raises to $0.30, BTN raises to $3.55 and is All-In, SB folds, Hero calls $3.45, UTG folds

Flop: ($7.45) 2 J 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($7.45) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($7.45) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $7.45 Pot ($0.70 Rake)
BTN showed Q Q (a pair of Queens) and WON $6.75 (+$3.20 NET)
Hero showed 7 8 (Ace Jack high) and LOST (-$3.55 NET)

i was like "alright lets get some grindin' going i'm pumped ship some monies to me ppl." getting my 4 tables set up and tiled and whatnot and then i misclick insta call an all in bet with 78o

misclicks are very tilt inducing for the record

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UTG: $95.70
Hero (UTG+1): $55.25
MP: $98.20
CO: $98.70
BTN: $69.15
SB: $104.40
BB: $63.85

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q A
1 fold, UTG raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.50) 5 J A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2

Turn: ($6.50) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5, UTG raises to $21.50, Hero raises to $52.25 all in, UTG calls $30.75

River: ($111.00) T




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UTG: $95.70
Hero (UTG+1): $55.25
MP: $98.20
CO: $98.70
BTN: $69.15
SB: $104.40
BB: $63.85

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q A
1 fold, UTG raises to $1, Hero calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.50) 5 J A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $2, UTG calls $2

Turn: ($6.50) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5, UTG raises to $21.50, Hero raises to $52.25 all in, UTG calls $30.75

River: ($111.00) T







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BTN: $60.20
SB: $22.00
Hero (BB): $50.75
UTG: $30.80
UTG+1: $110.15
MP: $49.25
CO: $48.80

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with Q K
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, BTN raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.50, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.75) K Q T (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, BTN bets $3, Hero raises to $10, UTG+1 folds, BTN raises to $17, Hero raises to $48.75 all in, BTN calls $31.75

Turn: ($104.25) T

River: ($104.25) 7




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Hero (SB): $78.75
BB: $55.55
UTG: $56.05
UTG+1: $45.90
MP: $28.90
CO: $147.45
BTN: $42.80

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.50, 2 folds, MP calls $3, CO calls $3, 1 fold

Flop: ($12.00) 2 6 8 (3 players)
Hero bets $9, MP folds, CO calls $9

Turn: ($30.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $26, CO calls $26

River: ($82.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $40.25 all in, CO calls $40.25






[x] stacking off 3 buyins in 2 minutes = standard? My poor keyboard

shame i put my money in behind 2 times. spew spew spew ftw.

ran into a nice guy. Gave me a short quickie session


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Hero (BB): $77.10
UTG: $50.00
CO: $112.15
BTN: $40.05
SB: $50.40

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K A
2 folds, BTN raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $77.10 all in, BTN calls $39.05 all in

Flop: ($80.35) 8 6 T

Turn: ($80.35) 7

River: ($80.35) J

Final Pot: $80.35
Hero shows Kd Ah (Ace King high)
BTN shows Qd Kh (King Queen high)
Hero wins $77.35
(Rake: $3.00)


he rebuys to get back at me. obv i check flop with the nuts to induce the impending full pot bet.

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Hero (UTG): $114.15
CO: $50.00
BTN: $24.25
SB: $53.65
BB: $18.70

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with Q A
Hero raises to $1.75, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) Q 2 T (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $5.50, BB folds, Hero raises to $26, BTN calls $17 all in

Turn: ($50.50) T

River: ($50.50) 6

Final Pot: $50.50
Hero shows Qd Ah (two pair, Queens and Tens)
BTN shows 9h 9d (two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero wins $48.00
(Rake: $2.50)

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BTN: $8.90
SB: $57.65
BB: $32.65
UTG: $40.35
MP: $62.60
Hero (CO): $59.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with A A
1 fold, MP raises to $2, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($8.00) 6 A 5 (4 players)
SB bets $2.50, BB folds, MP calls $2.50, Hero raises to $9.50, SB folds, MP raises to $60.60 all in, Hero calls $47.50 all in

Turn: ($124.50) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($124.50) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)


[x] got dealt aces once in 1.5k hands only to get one outed

Worst beat imaginable, I get soul read by a fish.


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MP: $26.65
CO: $32.40
BTN: $22.15
Hero (SB): $27.25
BB: $31.00
UTG: $46.90
UTG+1: $5.40

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with J Q
5 folds, Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.00) 3 7 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.25, BB calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.75, BB calls $2.75

River: ($10.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BB calls $6

[ ] soul read by fish
[x] tried to bluff a calling station 3 streets

If I check turn I give up on the pot, I was pretty sure he had only 12 outs although he was obviously calling if the jack hit so he had 14, he wasn't much of a station from my experience wtsd around 30%

I have a feeling I'll be posting around here a lot this month. Was playing PLO a lot but getting back into Holdem (the variance was literally making me miserable).

First session today:

This dude insta-shoved this..like, lightning quick....

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UTG: $25.00
MP: $44.70
CO: $38.15
BTN: $24.70
SB: $43.50
Hero (BB): $27.50

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.70, BTN raises to $24.70 all in, Hero calls $21

Flop: ($49.50) 9 2 8

Turn: ($49.50) 6

River: ($49.50) 6

Final Pot: $49.50
BTN shows 8d 8c (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Hero shows Ac Ah (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
BTN wins $47.05
(Rake: $2.45)


This one was the highlight of the session though. CO was playing crazy aggro so I smooth called with JJ OOP. Nothing like being 95% favorite when the money goes in and losing:


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UTG: $41.70
MP: $62.30
CO: $52.05
BTN: $25.00
SB: $49.10
Hero (BB): $31.60

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with J J
2 folds, CO raises to $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, Hero calls $0.60

Flop: ($2.55) 4 J 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $1.95, SB calls $1.95, Hero raises to $7, CO folds, SB raises to $48.25 all in, Hero calls $23.75 all in

Turn: ($66.00) 3

River: ($66.00) 6

Final Pot: $66.00
SB shows 3h 3d (four of a kind, Threes)
Hero shows Jd Js (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
SB wins $63.00
(Rake: $3.00)

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Hero (SB): $174.35
BB: $136.65
BTN: $100.80

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with Q Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.00) 5 5 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $7, BB raises to $20, Hero raises to $59, BB calls $39

Turn: ($126.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $111.35 all in, BB calls $73.65 all in

River: ($273.30) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)



$100NL ezgame

Today's stats for AA:

He couldn't have taken the much less disgusting (but still very sick) way to run me down and just hit a full house???? NO HE HAS TO HIT RUNNER RUNNER QUADS.

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BB: $18.25
UTG: $9.65
MP: $17.15
Hero (CO): $10.00
BTN: $9.50
SB: $3.35

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 9 T
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, SB calls $0.35, BB raises to $0.70, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.30, SB calls $0.30

Flop: ($2.20) 2 5 3 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $3, Hero raises to $9.30 all in, SB folds, BB calls $6.30

Turn: ($20.80) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($20.80) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Dude your name + avatar = A++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Do you study Wing Chun?

I do not

Bah, 4tabled for an hour, down 2½ BI. QQ < KK aipf for 110bbs, AJ < 77 on AK7x board against spewmonkey for 80bbs, JT < QJ for 70bbs on xQJTx board. Other than that, cbets arent working, and regs have the top of their ranges when i 3bet them!

50nl nice heaterday

I hate you full tilt.

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BB: $48.70
UTG: $25.00
MP: $34.00
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $23.80
SB: $78.65

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 4 4
1 fold, MP raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 1 fold, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($3.40) 4 6 7 (4 players)
SB bets $3.40, BB folds, MP folds, Hero raises to $9, SB raises to $14.60, Hero raises to $24.15 all in, SB calls $9.55

Turn: ($51.70) 9

River: ($51.70) 8




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MP: $28.85
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $19.75
SB: $45.45
BB: $33.70
UTG: $29.05

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, BTN raises to $1.95, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.10

Flop: ($4.25) T 6 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2.50, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $7.50

Turn: ($24.25) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $13.05 all in, BTN calls $7.80 all in

River: ($39.85) 5

snap called river

Blinds $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em - 02.06.2008 - 21:57

Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players: 3
Seat 1: villain ( $269.49 ) - in game
Seat 2: hero ( $127.25 ) - in game
Seat 3: BB ( $32.70 ) - in game

hero posts SB $0.25.
BB posts $0.50.
**** dealing down cards ****
Dealt to hero [ ac, 9c ]
villain calls $0.50.
hero raises $2.25.
BB folds.
villain calls $2.
**** dealing flop **** [ 4h, td, ks ]
hero bets $4.
villain calls $4.
**** dealing turn **** [ kc ]
hero checks.
villain bets $13.50.
hero calls $13.50.
**** dealing river **** [ 7c ]
hero checks.
villain bets $40.50.
hero calls $40.50.
villain shows a pair of kings [ 6s, qc ].
hero shows a pair of kings [ ac, 9c ].
hero wins $118.50 from main pot with a pair of kings [ ac, ks, kc, td, 9c ] with kicker [ as ].

I hate you FTP round 2...

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SB: $28.60
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $42.85
MP: $40.25
CO: $33.70
BTN: $28.70

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with A K
4 folds, SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $28.60 all in, Hero calls $22 all in

Flop: ($50.00) A T K

Turn: ($50.00) 6

River: ($50.00) Q