Did you register for this by accident? All the regs in these are nut peddlers and make a profit by people getting bored as **** and leaving.

Also, I would consider the fact that it only took you an hour a brag. Must have been a sick cooler.

Haven't seen the movie or the Family Guy episode -_-

OF COURSE HE HITS THE NUTS EVERY ****ING TIME, NO FEAR WITH ALL HIS DRAWS THEY WILL ****ING HIT

wow im so mad, and do you know what if you close the tables really fast hem doesnt import your HH.

Just self excluded myself as i was sat at nl400 HU table and that could of turned seriously sour.

Or it could have been the best thing you've ever done.

Once I was drunk and playing/running bad and tilting so I went to a 1000NL HU table and doubled up within a few hands. It's pretty smart thinking to raise the stakes to chase your losses - that's a real winner's attitude.

True story.

Should probably had shoved flop.

Hand #1
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $99.60
BTN: $115.50
SB: $221.85
BB: $114.90
Hero (UTG): $146.55

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with 8 8
Hero raises to $3.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $3.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 8 2 T (2 players)
Hero bets $6.00, BTN raises to $18, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($44.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $32.00, Hero raises to $125.05, BTN calls $62 all in

River: ($232.50) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $232.50
BTN shows T T
Hero shows 8 8
Hero wins $0.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Hand #2
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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BB: $110.05
UTG: $80.10
CO: $106.10
BTN: $110.00
Hero (SB): $146.75

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with A K
UTG raises to $2.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $8, 1 fold, UTG raises to $80.10, Hero calls $72.10

Flop: ($161.20) 2 9 J (2 players)

Turn: ($161.20) 4 (2 players)

River: ($161.20) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $161.20
UTG shows 5 A
Hero shows A K
(Rake: $3.00)


Hand #3
Ongame Network $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $72.85
Hero (BB): $99.50
UTG: $63.40
CO: $120.10
BTN: $90.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T 8
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($3.50) 9 6 7 (3 players)
Hero bets $2.00, UTG raises to $5, BTN folds, Hero raises to $15, UTG raises to $25, Hero raises to $98.50, UTG calls $37.40 all in

Turn: ($128.30) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($128.30) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $128.30
Hero shows T 8
UTG shows 6 6
(Rake: $3.00)

If i lost 1k there would be actual genuine tears streaming down my face. I wouldnt be angry i would genuinely cry.

True story.

This actually made me lol.

BTW, I was being sarcastic in case that wasn't completely obvious but I think you know that.

I think I got very lucky actually because if I had lost that too I guarantee I would have tilt blown off the rest of my roll that night and probably given up poker...at least for a while anyway.

is it true that you are 5ptbb loser at 50nl?

after playing 300K hands at 25nl?


i guess you're a fast learner...

No i did get it, just i can't afford to lose my roll, im a uni student and this is the only thing that keeps me from being broke scum like the rest of the pricks i live with lol.

[x]2500 words to be in for tomorrow.
[ ]Started.
[x]25nl move up went bad
[x]Lamp got smashed

Sorry for getting angry in here yesterday.... but o boy was I tilted. Just lost 2BI real fast and my house mates come down with there new little hamster and start giggling about and ask me if I wanna hold it/play with it etc.... ye sure I'll play with your little ****ing rodent JFDOASNHDOFKSJDFSK **** OFF!

Never mind... at least I have a huge essay i know nothing about to write now.

Good.

GL spraggy, those essays, they always workout someway in the end.

Had this guy pegged as a pretty decent tag

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($53.05)
BB ($54.10)
UTG ($51.05)
Hero ($61.60)
CO ($47.70)
BTN ($50)

Dealt to Hero K K

fold, Hero raises to $1.75, fold, fold, SB raises to $5.75, fold, Hero raises to $14.50, SB raises to $53.05 (AI), Hero calls $38.55

FLOP ($106) 9 3 A

TURN ($106) 9 3 A J

RIVER ($106) 9 3 A J 8

SB shows A T
(Pre 32%, Flop 91.2%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows K K
(Pre 68%, Flop 8.8%, Turn 4.5%)

SB wins $103

sup bbv. how do i accept the new bonus on ftp that i've heard about?

requests > check my bonus offer > accept

i always lol when i see ur avatar ligic. haha.

ty

yeah this is a bitxh

It actually hides downswings when i close my HU tables real fast

I think a lot of unlers think they are playing msnl and overthink a ton of spots and completely overestimate fish.... they don't realise theyre playing housewifes and people who are bubblin along 99% of the time.... So i made this paint.

nice paint

u know hes a pkr pro cuz he has two screens

^Egads. I only gots one screen for pokers.
[Two screens at work proves your point though?]

A+! Well done, sir... Word.




BBV, halp!!


Full Tilt Poker RUSHPOKERZ $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $109.95
MP: $99.00
CO: $103.00
Hero (BTN): $220.60
SB: $80.50
BB: $78.85

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A K
1 fold, MP raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $3, 2 folds

Flop: ($7.50) A 2 J (2 players)
MP bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($15.50) 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $9, MP raises to $25, Hero calls $16

River: ($65.50) A (2 players)
MP bets $67 all in, Hero FUUUUUUFUFUFUFUUUUU



Reason for not raising PF: Fishies in the blinds, want to keep them in for max rush value, or they should do something stupid PF and pewpew, I got them AIPF w/ AQ.

Anyway, is he ever doing this with worse? I'm kinda betting turn to induce, but when he shoves river I'm still not happy but I guess I have to call 'cause of my inducing, or wat.

Guess I'm too stupid for this game.