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02-20-2011 , 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by fattony7891
He said that if you have manflu then you shouldn't bother drinking Lemsip, the lemon flavoured paracetemol medicine. Rather one should drink some cava, a spanish sparkling wine.
so true.....till nxt day wen ur mouth is all dry

zomg, u going to usa? u live in england
02-20-2011 , 06:26 AM
rolledupdead: norway..u make me sick...pot limit obama...he sux
rolledupdead: suka dik
rolledupdead: u suk

02-20-2011 , 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
Lmao what. Yeah, I'm living in the City atm, near State. From the 510 though.
ha fasho. u going to school there? got a few friends goings to state atm. i'm actually from marin but i'm down at school in santa barbara atm.
02-20-2011 , 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark89er
so true.....till nxt day wen ur mouth is all dry

zomg, u going to usa? u live in england
Nah, was lyrics from a song lol. Just trollin' dem californians.

I'm going vegas next year though, so will prob meet up with that fishbait and ksight fella &&others who are going
02-20-2011 , 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Comstizzle
ha fasho. u going to school there? got a few friends goings to state atm. i'm actually from marin but i'm down at school in santa barbara atm.
legit, I have a few friends in SB/Socal for school too. I'm at State.

Let me know if you come back up and we can kick it or something
02-20-2011 , 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fattony7891
He said that if you have manflu then you shouldn't bother drinking Lemsip, the lemon flavoured paracetemol medicine. Rather one should drink some cava, a spanish sparkling wine.
LOL'd, TY for that.
02-20-2011 , 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Brian J
lol krax you so proud of yourself for 3betting me btn vs CO with T4 or whatever that you had to turn off automuck and show. That's what the guys with 2/3 stacks and 35/14 stats do lol. Given that my fold to 3b is like 40% you might want a high card range though. Guess i should have shown my 4b bluff against you?


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Originally Posted by Brian J
jesus i have literally never seen a table like that in 30+ trips to casinos.
Yeah I was surprised too. I mean it was my fifth trip and games were always a lot softer, this time it was dead. Prob variance, I dunno.. Regs told me that games look like that on weekdays (it was saturday), they didnt think its std table.

But also keep in mind that you are from US, where poker is essentially national hobby. It isnt around here, a lot of action comes from tourists (in my very brief and probably wrong experience). Plus its a lot more attractive for young people to play (because of possible earnings in poker/avg salary ratio) and become regs.
02-20-2011 , 08:21 AM
so ****ing tilting when these **** players make **** plays, hit their **** cards and think they're the ****. can't even complain about running below ev because these guys hit their cards with one more bet to go, bets which i will put in 100 % of the time, and lose maybe 20 % of the time. fffffffffuuuuu.

lol fkn AK w tptk or two pair 3 times, lose all 3. no wonder i want to kill.
02-20-2011 , 08:39 AM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/61...acener-983244/

***** going down in mttc, sorel mizzi gets accused of dealing from the bottom of the deck vs racener at Chinese poker
02-20-2011 , 11:57 AM
got 35$ on ftp. stuck here since theres min 50$ withdrawal. ill spew it away on rush. its rigged anyways. ignoring ftp from then on. in fact. i'll go spew it away on 50$ nl. lol.

tried it, nobody wanted it. ill just save it for some other day.

Last edited by Foldo; 02-20-2011 at 12:26 PM.
02-20-2011 , 12:34 PM
enter a tournie with like a 40k gtd

get yr blood rushing
02-20-2011 , 12:40 PM
Im sooo playing double deuce tonight

in b4 Im rich
02-20-2011 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by rich99cook
I love my new background .. nsfw tho (if your employers or w/e are nits)

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holy fk who is this titbeast
02-20-2011 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Krax
Im sooo playing double deuce tonight

in b4 Im rich
If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that you're never going to be rich.
02-20-2011 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ligic
holy fk who is this titbeast
Jordan.
02-20-2011 , 01:09 PM
Nice little hero call right here

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

MP: $218.55
Hero (CO): $421.20
BTN: $266.65
SB: $269.40
BB: $210.00
UTG: $211.95

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with J J
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, SB raises to $18, 1 fold, Hero calls $12

Flop: ($38.00) 2 K 6 (2 players)
SB bets $23, Hero calls $23

Turn: ($84.00) T (2 players)
SB bets $67, Hero calls $67

River: ($218.00) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $161.40 all in, Hero calls $161.40

Final Pot: $540.80
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Twos)
SB shows Q J (a pair of Twos)
Hero wins $537.80
(Rake: $3.00)
02-20-2011 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Swiiftx
If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that you're never going to be rich.
i'm so ****ing sick of this. you are dripping of this scandinavian **** culture, and you don't even know it. you're one ****ing negative little **** imposing your limiting **** on everyone and everything you see. if someone says they want to go into space, and you say they're lucky if they get in an airplane. if someone say they want to start a business, and you say they're lucky they can buy food in the store. if someone says they want to travel the world for a year, you say they're lucky if they can go abroad for a vacation. this is the reason YOU will never amount to something but a troll unless you rid yourself of this ****. punch the wall, and break your hand. punch through the wall, and break the wall.

players gonna play, haters gonna hate, callers gonna call, ballers gonna ball.



i haven't had one of these in a while. instaquit right after, ffffffffuuuuu

Full Tilt Poker $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $226.85
MP: $142.90
CO: $57.05
BTN: $52.80
Hero (SB): $149.65
BB: $261.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 8 8
2 folds, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($11.00) 7 A 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, BB raises to $20, Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $256, Hero calls $114.65 all in

Turn: ($300.30) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($300.30) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $300.30
Hero shows 8 8
BB shows A 7
BB wins $297.30
(Rake: $3.00)
02-20-2011 , 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by
Jordan.
do not want
02-20-2011 , 01:24 PM
must see/listen for every electrohead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPwCmhvmHeM
02-20-2011 , 01:33 PM
Easy there, im just joking around w krax and he knows it. It's my sense of humor and I know it revolves around making jokes at other ppls expenses but that's the humor I'm used to.
02-20-2011 , 01:35 PM
Whoa, the games are really dry at ipoker atm. Sitting at a table w 5 people having stats 18/12 and less.
02-20-2011 , 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rich99cook
I love my new background .. nsfw tho (if your employers or w/e are nits)

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how do i get that thing along the bottom with all the icons?
02-20-2011 , 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ooohjoy
i'm so ****ing sick of this. you are dripping of this scandinavian **** culture, and you don't even know it. you're one ****ing negative little **** imposing your limiting **** on everyone and everything you see. if someone says they want to go into space, and you say they're lucky if they get in an airplane. if someone say they want to start a business, and you say they're lucky they can buy food in the store. if someone says they want to travel the world for a year, you say they're lucky if they can go abroad for a vacation. this is the reason YOU will never amount to something but a troll unless you rid yourself of this ****. punch the wall, and break your hand. punch through the wall, and break the wall.

players gonna play, haters gonna hate, callers gonna call, ballers
gonna ball.



i haven't had one of these in a while. instaquit right after, ffffffffuuuuu

Full Tilt Poker $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $226.85
MP: $142.90
CO: $57.05
BTN: $52.80
Hero (SB): $149.65
BB: $261.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 8 8
2 folds, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($11.00) 7 A 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $10.00, BB raises to $20, Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $256, Hero calls $114.65 all in

Turn: ($300.30) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($300.30) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $300.30
Hero shows 8 8
BB shows A 7
BB wins $297.30
(Rake: $3.00)
please rant more itt

lolwut, u havent had one of those....lucky bastard!!!!
02-20-2011 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Swiiftx
Easy there, im just joking around w krax and he knows it. It's my sense of humor and I know it revolves around making jokes at other ppls expenses but that's the humor I'm used to.
it's more a rant on our culture than it's a rant on you personally, it just tilts me to no end to see all the people stuck at the ****ing bottom trying to drag everyone down to their level. as someone is trying to take a step up, all the ****ing people at the bottom try to hold back the person stepping up. it's uncomfortable for them, because they see someone who used to be their equal rise to become something greater than them. they see they can do it as well, but they don't have the same ****ing drive. i could write forever, ranting about our hater culture, but i'll leave it atm.
02-20-2011 , 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Swiiftx
Easy there, im just joking around w krax and he knows it. It's my sense of humor and I know it revolves around making jokes at other ppls expenses but that's the humor I'm used to.
i think hes just ranting sir abt negative thinking.....

i cant stand the hole theres ppl with less than u and that kinda thinking, be gready, u only live once!!!!!

      
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