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12-23-2012 , 11:58 AM
Did you post the right HH? i don't get it.
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12-23-2012 , 12:08 PM
Oh sorry, I thought we were all posting banal hh's.
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12-23-2012 , 12:24 PM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $30(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($5,280)
BB ($3,000)
Hero ($2,605)
UTG+1 ($3,325)
UTG+2 ($3,120)
MP1 ($2,105)
MP2 ($8,760)
CO ($2,170)
BTN ($2,635)

Dealt to Hero 4 K

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold

BB wins $30
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12-23-2012 , 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_Mick00
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $30(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($5,280)
BB ($3,000)
Hero ($2,605)
UTG+1 ($3,325)
UTG+2 ($3,120)
MP1 ($2,105)
MP2 ($8,760)
CO ($2,170)
BTN ($2,635)

Dealt to Hero 4 K

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold

BB wins $30
fold pre.
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12-23-2012 , 12:48 PM
Can you explain your thought process in the K4 hand Big Mick?
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12-23-2012 , 12:58 PM
everytime i think this thread has reached a new low theres always someone that takes it that step further
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12-23-2012 , 01:01 PM
K4 is not in PH top 10 starting hands so i folded.
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12-23-2012 , 01:53 PM
Never felt so proud to be a villa fan....
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12-23-2012 , 01:54 PM
It never loses though so.......
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12-23-2012 , 05:00 PM
anyone know how to spend fpp points via iphone/ipad?
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12-23-2012 , 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Number1Hater
whoopsies

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.20(BB) Replayer
SB ($20)
BB ($63.56)
UTG ($44.60)
Hero ($27.77)
CO ($19.52)
BTN ($20.16)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, Hero raises to $0.70, fold, BTN calls $0.70, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.70) T K 2

Hero bets $1.20, BTN calls $1.20

TURN ($4.10) T K 2 2

Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

RIVER ($10.10) T K 2 2 9

Hero bets $6, BTN raises to $15.26 (AI), Hero folds

BTN shows 8 8

BTN wins $21
thats sick...never thought this could happen at NL20
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12-23-2012 , 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fib3
thats sick...never thought this could happen at NL20
Villan was fish and just gave him QJ when he jammed lol. Down about 500 in like 2k hands when I ptr'd him. Lol.
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12-23-2012 , 07:08 PM
merry christmas ****ers
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12-23-2012 , 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Number1Hater
Villan was fish and just gave him QJ when he jammed lol. Down about 500 in like 2k hands when I ptr'd him. Lol.
that fish just leveled the fk outta you lol. not that id call tho
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12-23-2012 , 07:37 PM
    Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #15125741

    CO: $74.52 (74.5 bb)
    BTN: $211.03 (211 bb)
    SB: $100 (100 bb)
    Hero (BB): $136.43 (136.4 bb)
    MP: $127.05 (127.1 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with Q 9
    3 folds, SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

    Flop: ($6) 5 4 K (2 players)
    SB bets $3.50, Hero raises to $11, SB raises to $26, Hero calls $15

    Turn: ($58) K (2 players)
    SB bets $25, Hero raises to $107.43 and is all-in, SB calls $46 and is all-in

    River: ($200) 2 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $200 pot ($2.80 rake)
    Final Board: 5 4 K K 2
    SB showed Q T and won $197.20 ($97.20 net)
    Hero showed Q 9 and lost (-$100 net)



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    12-23-2012 , 07:45 PM
    Horrible shove
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    12-23-2012 , 07:57 PM
    You think he calls with A high?
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    12-23-2012 , 08:03 PM
    What are you doing lol
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    12-23-2012 , 08:43 PM
    Trying to make villain fold air or getting it in with 67, what does it look like? Me monkeying around?
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    12-24-2012 , 01:46 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by fib3
    that fish just leveled the fk outta you lol. not that id call tho
    its an absurdly easy fold without reads

    the avg fish wont show you a bluff here anywhere near often enough to make it a call

    there wasnt any leveling going on, the fish just spazzed and won a pot
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    12-24-2012 , 05:23 AM
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    Originally Posted by skraper
    its an absurdly easy fold without reads

    the avg fish wont show you a bluff here anywhere near often enough to make it a call

    there wasnt any leveling going on, the fish just spazzed and won a pot
    yeah im not advocating a call, which is why i said i would fold too. but that fish just turned an underpair into a bluff. thats some high level thinking
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    12-24-2012 , 06:10 AM
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...quads-1281193/

    story telling time mutha ****ers
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    12-24-2012 , 06:57 AM
    Needed x-posting, fing hilarious

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mark89er
    ur story needs more swearing and drama.....

    so I'm playing on what can only be described as a fish bowl with 3 huge fishes, 1 hornet nit that doesnt like to come out of his shell except where he has those american ****ing airliners....result- christmas dinner is onnnn mutha ****er

    so i have this pocket pear hand 55 off-****ing-suit, and the hornet folds, and the other fishs fold. I most say I was suprised at this, no limping? wtf, fish mosst have needed a pish break. following on from my studysession eariler, i decided to make a play known as a value raise/steal, I saw krantz doing this, so it has to a plus ev move

    I riase, and some wee mutha ****er decided to raise me

    the world froze, my timer appeared and i entered 30 sec's of a brain fart

    Krantz never had to make these tough decisions

    20. 19, 18

    ok

    im deep, hes a bad man, its cold outside and its xmas eve, i want to suprise my parents and buy a full size turkey dinner

    12 11 10

    fuuuuccccckkkkkkk

    I call, ftw

    HOLY MOTHER OF. **** AS I SEE 55x

    ****, ****, ****,

    i have a hand that beats other hands...this **** got l serious

    i watch as he checks,

    30, 29, 28.......

    hmm i give him a range of aks or ako, he has to have thise hand, so i decide to confuse him and min bet. Not sure Krantz would have thought of this option, but its ovb the only way go. If i bet 2bb he will fold his entire range, ifi check i look like i have 55, folding seems -ev

    he calls, his range narrows done to aks....**** im good

    the turn falls....

    KING

    he checks into me instantly, im like yes, he has the ako/aks hand, so I decide to bet 1/3 point to look keen but not too keen.

    if he calls, i narrow his ako, aks to aks only

    he calls, im happy about life..

    however At this point im wondering if the rest of the table knows what I have, are they going yo ruin my hand by telling this player my holding, so i quickly check the chat bix and my secrets still on

    10, 9 8

    i call

    river king

    it happens so quickly i missed it in a blink, he leads out i raise, im getting horney, i feel a sensation coming over my entire bidy, its like im abt to cum

    he has aks

    we both cum, i win moneys

    i celebrate by typing up on 2+2

    im going to make it as a pro

    i can afford my xmas turkey

    BRING ON 2013


    edit, got bored and ran out of time!!!!
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    12-24-2012 , 07:17 AM
    Haha Mark this was eyewatering. How do you come up with this stuff?

    P.S. Merry xmas everyone
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    12-24-2012 , 07:23 AM
    One of the funniest thinking processes posts I've read these days so far. Mark must a be a mutha ****ing pro
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