great title for chat thread by the way, but it's a little ironic because no limit full ring tends to have the smallest swongs

Thanks, I knew it wasn't right.

i'm stuck being a queen for this quarter at least - only earned 600 points total!
im recognising some of the names - mainly [censored] shortstackers though

only about 30 FR tables running at peak times is a bit of a worry though

invincible imo

ZOMG THE SWONGS

sustainable

Jesus I ran bad just now.

Someone give me a game to play. I'll play NL or PL at .50/1 or limit games at 3/6 or 5/10. Doesn't really matter what. I have 45 min until I'm going to get dinner and want something to do while watching the SEC championship. First suggestion is what I'll go with.

2-7 triple draw lowball

fixed or PL?

wait is this a request to play hu or something? thought you just wanted inspiration. lol

no, I do want inspiration. Its just for boredom for like 40 min. I can sit at fixed limit or PL. You responded first so you can choose for me.

God, I'm spewing. Figured this was a great line.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($30.85)
MP ($42.70)
Button ($57.30)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7, 8.
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Button calls $0.50, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($2) J, 5, 8 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($2) 2 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets $1.5, Button calls $1.50, Hero raises to $7, BB folds, UTG folds, Button calls $5.50.

River: ($17.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $15, Button calls $15.

Final Pot: $47.50

Results in white below:
Button has 2c 2d (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has 7s 8d (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Button wins $47.50.

Sometimes i wonder why i bother grinding it out during the week. Saturdays are so much more fun

OnGame's Room No-Limit Hold'em, $1BB (10 handed) by Hand Converter CG

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($121.85)
UTG ($257.85)
UTG+1 ($59.30)
UTG+2 ($102.15)
MP1 ($99.40)
MP2 ($7.90)
MP3 ($72.50)
CO ($19.00)
Hero ($123.65)
SB ($131.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, J.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 5 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $4.

Flop: ($11.50) J, 4, 5 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $8, UTG+1 calls $8.

Turn: ($27.50) 7 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $20, UTG+1 raises to $40, Hero raises to $60, UTG+1 calls $6.30 (All-In).

River: ($133.80) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $133.80
Main Pot: $120.10, between UTG+1 and Hero. > Pot won by Hero ($120.10).
Pot 2: $13.70, returned to Hero.

Results below: [color="/b"]
UTG+1 has Th 7h (one pair, sevens).
Hero has As Jh (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $133.80. [/color]

Seriously....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($52.10)
SB ($7.15)
BB ($35.65)
UTG ($85.60)
UTG+1 ($125.30)
MP1 ($9.85)
MP2 ($48.75)
MP3 ($64.15)
Hero ($51)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7, A.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.50, 3 folds.

Flop: ($1.75) 7, A, K (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.5, Hero raises to $2.5, UTG+1 calls $2.

Turn: ($6.75) K (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $2.5, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $6.75

Results in white below:
No showdown. UTG+1 wins $6.75.

lol, AQ blows...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($141.70)
Hero ($200)
BB ($40)
UTG ($203)
UTG+1 ($208)
MP1 ($203.35)
MP2 ($244)
CO ($69)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, A.
6 folds, Hero raises to $8, BB raises to $40, Hero calls $32.

Flop: ($80) 8, 9, 2 (2 players)

Turn: ($80) 5 (2 players)

River: ($80) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $80

Results in white below:
Hero has Qh Ad (high card, ace).
BB has Qd Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins $80. </font>

CHOO CHOO

Argh, I need to see some downswing graphs, preferably at 1/2, to cheer me up.. anybody?

Nice slowroll pecker. Justice I guess.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Slowrolling Douche ($29.50)
Hero ($47.75)
UTG ($50)
MP ($73.10)
CO ($27.15)
Button ($68.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, A.
4 folds, Slowrolling Douche raises to $2, Hero raises to $7, Slowrolling Douche raises to $12, Hero raises to $47.75, Slowrolling Douche thinks and thinks and thinks more and finally calls $17.50 (All-In).

Flop: ($59) 5, A, A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($59) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($59) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $59

SRDB shows KK

ryanj plz stop berating the dude with 80 vpip, the way im running/playing these days, he's the only person I stand the chance of winning any money from

ryanj9352? lol what a nitard

Just hooked up my new monitor, a 28" HannsG. Good lord this thing is huge. I can now comfortably spew at even more tables with no overlap.

ok I'll cooperate



running pretty bad, playing sloppy lately

example of me playing OP against QJo

PokerStars Game #13591024098: Hold'em Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/12/01 - 19:45:23 (ET)
Table 'Knopfia' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: Da Kapu ($66.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Joshua63 ($49.75 in chips)
Seat 4: emmalogan ($27.05 in chips)
Seat 5: Strikerman25 ($9.25 in chips)
Seat 6: morocco3 ($22.40 in chips)
Seat 7: Coordi ($53.20 in chips)
Seat 8: synnister274 ($25.85 in chips)
Seat 9: ampre ($37 in chips)
Da Kapu: posts small blind $0.25
Joshua63: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coordi [Kd Kh]
emmalogan: calls $0.50
Strikerman25: folds
morocco3: calls $0.50
Coordi: raises $2.25 to $2.75
synnister274: folds
ampre: folds
Da Kapu: calls $2.50
Joshua63: folds
emmalogan: folds
morocco3: calls $2.25
*** FLOP *** [5s 2c Tc]
Da Kapu: bets $0.50
morocco3: raises $4.50 to $5
Coordi: raises $10 to $15
Da Kapu: folds
morocco3: calls $10
*** TURN *** [5s 2c Tc] [9d]
morocco3: bets $4.65 and is all-in
Coordi: calls $4.65
*** RIVER *** [5s 2c Tc 9d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
morocco3: shows [Qc Jd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Coordi: mucks hand
morocco3 collected $46.70 from pot
Coordi said, "eisy"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $49.05 | Rake $2.35
Board [5s 2c Tc 9d 8c]
Seat 2: Da Kapu (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Joshua63 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: emmalogan folded before Flop
Seat 5: Strikerman25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: morocco3 showed [Qc Jd] and won ($46.70) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: Coordi mucked [Kd Kh]
Seat 8: synnister274 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ampre (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

If I hadn't been at your tables you would have had a reeeeeealy crappy day.