Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
JJ122: sup darkie
Dealer: the_main has three of a kind, Threes
Dealer: JJ122 has a flush, Ten high
Dealer: Game #19357934640: JJ122 wins pot ($97.50) with a flush, Ten high
Dealer: Hand cancelled

he sits out obv

JJ122: oh yea
JJ122: thats how we do
the_main: bye
JJ122: thanks man
the_main: np
JJ122: thanks for the money
JJ122: i appreciate your cash
the_main: kool?
JJ122: freaking donk
the_main: bye
JJ122: first hand and i win 50 bucks
JJ122: its too easy
JJ122: and why did u raise with a 3 6
JJ122: pre flop
the_main: im up $4k today i dont care
JJ122: donk
the_main: bye
JJ122: ur ot up 4k
the_main: play or leave
JJ122: ur not up 4k
the_main: lol
the_main: ok
JJ122: sit a table with 4k then
the_main: ill sit with 20k
JJ122: do it
the_main: name a limit table
JJ122: u dont have 20k
the_main: want to prop bet?
JJ122: yea
the_main: the $50 you just won
JJ122: ok
the_main: if i sit at a table with $20,000 real money, you send it back
JJ122: yes
JJ122: now stop stalling
the_main: swear on your mothers life
JJ122: stop stalling lets go
JJ122: i swear
the_main: swear
the_main: ok
the_main: which table
the_main: gotta be limit so no cap on buyin
JJ122: ok hold on
JJ122: just sit and i will search you
the_main: ok
the_main: search away
the_main: now ship the $50
JJ122: oh damn
JJ122: u do have 20k
the_main: yes
JJ122: how did u get all that
the_main: gamblers honour? ship the moneys
JJ122: ok fine
the_main: i play all the time
JJ122: there i sent u 50 dollars
JJ122: but it takes a minute
the_main: thanks

and then he shipped me .05$ lol

My life is so funny.

Due to various circumstances (the most predominant of which being that Vegas sucks and my friend owes me $26,000) I have no money, except for online.

I played online today and won a $3700 pot. After I quit my session I decided I wanted sushi. Unfortunately I have no cash or money in my checking account.

I just spent 32 minutes searching my apartment and car for spare change so i could go buy some sushi. I managed to scrape up $7.81 and a $10 in Bellagio and Turning Stone chips.

you're a towel.

I like this website a lot.

Got him

yea but youre one of those people everyone sits out against so you know what im talking about

i do!

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GOD I RUN SO ****ING BAD. HOW CAN MY OPPONENT FLOP THE NUTS EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE A HUDGE HAND?????

Poker Stars, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $2,079
BTN: $1,295
SB: $1,020
BB: $1,218
UTG: $797.80
MP: $2,927.65

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $30, BTN calls $30, 2 folds

Flop: ($75) 4 5 A (2 Players)
Hero bets $45, BTN raises to $170, Hero calls $125

Turn: ($415) Q (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $315, Hero raises to $1,355, BTN calls $780 and is All-In

River: ($2,605) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $2,605 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Aces) and WON $2,602 (+$1,307 NET)
BTN mucked 7 8 and LOST (-$1,295 NET)

Poker Stars, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $1,045
UTG: $855.50
BTN: $2,108.50
SB: $1,029

Pre-Flop: 6 7 dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, BTN raises to $30, SB folds, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($65) 6 7 9 (2 Players)
Hero bets $40, BTN raises to $120, Hero calls $80

Turn: ($305) 3 (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $210, Hero raises to $895 and is All-In, BTN calls $685

River: ($2,095) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $2,095 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 6 7 (a full house, Sixes full of Sevens) and WON $2,093 (+$1,048 NET)
BTN mucked 8 T and LOST (-$1,045 NET)

Poker Stars, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $1,234.10
SB: $1,005
BB: $200
UTG: $1,785.60
CO: $744.35

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $30, Hero raises to $90, 2 folds, CO calls $60

Flop: ($195) 9 K Q (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $140, CO raises to $654.35 and is All-In, Hero calls $514.35

Turn: ($1,503.70) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,503.70) Q (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,503.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q Q (four of a kind, Queens) and WON $1,500.70 (+$756.35 NET)
CO showed T J (a straight, Nine to King) and LOST (-$744.35 NET)

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $434
SB: $226.20
BB: $87.70
UTG: $1,214.10
CO: $1,046.10

Pre-Flop: 5 5 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $12, CO folds, Hero raises to $32, 2 folds, UTG calls $20

Flop: ($70) 5 3 6 (2 Players)
UTG bets $16, Hero raises to $96, UTG raises to $640, Hero calls $306 and is All-In

Turn: ($874) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($874) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $874 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 5 5 (a full house, Fives full of Sixes) and WON $872 (+$438 NET)
UTG showed 2 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six) and LOST (-$434 NET)

Sike, I run like Christ.

So my Mom just had me meet with our family CPA (going back to school soon) so I could get a feel for tax stuff, what I can expect come April, etc etc. She claimed this guy knew poker cause his brother plays for a living and he's a very good CPA. Regardless of the fact that I really didn't like this guy at all, it was extremely clear that he had never dealt with someone who plays online before. He asked me if I wanted to go play in the WSOP when I'm 21, he touched on the fact that I'll eventually go play "big games" in Vegas, was astounded that I could play 6 tables at once, and was under the impression that one has to be 21 to play online. He also was under the impression that you had to be 21 to vote, but that's another story.

We guessed I'd make ~100k this year, and that I'd end up paying roughly 25% in taxes (I'm from PA, so it was 22 federal and 3 state). We decided that since I don't have that much to deduct and don't need to be paying social security ****, I should definetely be filing these winnings as a hobby and not as a profession, business, etc. Should I go out and get someone on my own who has done this before? Despite the fact that this guy didn't know **** about online poker, does it matter if I'm not trying to deduct any expenses?

PM me if necessary, thanks.

haha i didnt realize that you won every pot until i read the last one. well done.

boquense, i think i hate you right now

Pm Russ Fox

lifetime tournament results

MSNL, I am looking for a stake. I turned 18 a bit ago and decided to cash out mostly all my roll but 20k or so. I game select pretty hardcore and had run well for the last few months so I thought it would be enough. I also thought i would be able to move down from my 25/50cap games at 5/10 6m. BUT, I couldn't and now im busto. This whole graph is about 3 months of play or so and 38k of it is 5/10 6m (6.05bb/100, 46k+ moniez) while the rest is some 3/6 and 2/4, but mostly 25/50cap. There is some 10/20 6max and ful ring too where i ran pretty good and have about 20k moniez. If you are interested in winning money shoot me a PM. I have some references too and we can talk over terms. YAY.

what exactly comprises of good table selection? In HU, it's obv not playing the regulars, but I think it's stupid, but w/e, ok I'll agree.

In 6 max, how exactly can you practice good table selection? Like basically every singe table has atleast like 4 regulars on it, so is good table selection essentially find a table wiith 1 fish on it, and basically try to avoid playing on a table full or regulars?

eeek didnt realize i could get banned. SORRY MODS :/

sooooooooooooooooooooo QFT

practice good seat selection, like sitting in position on LAG regs rather than OOP.


I remember talking with someone late last year about jmc @ 10/20, at a time when he had been doing very well. my friend thought he was very good, I disagreed. Then I had to clarify- I would rather have position on him than a fish(in terms of ev), BUT he was probably the toughest reg to play out of position. make sure you always have position on regs like this, who hate giving up on pots.

Its people like this you need to be aware of, and then think carefully where you sit at the table. say you wait list a bunch of tables and one pops up where the games is meh, but the seat is the worst at the table, just dont sit, but click to get on the wait list again, so you have a chance to get a much better seat.

you gotta cash those out somehow...

empire state tourney starts next week!

Detailed post in marketplace about poker roommate wanted in Holland:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=267326

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes I am awesome and you are welcome:

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yea me and tufat are chillin here for a while, not entirely sure when we are comin back just gonna wing it

how old are you guys? what are you trying to do (get drunk all day and chill is acceptable)

a lot of resorts you will only be with other tourists, won't really get to experience the culture butmight not care about that

we decided to book an all inclusive place, makes **** easier (food, some activities, bars, airfare, hotel included 1 price all you can eat/drink)