Maxed out tables, and even adding donkaments into the mix.

I'm thinking of making some sort of sacrifice. Possibly human. Possibly myself.

Now at -13buyins and counting...

I need to move up again

you guys !

meh

lol at bad tags, jeez nl100 is full of these guys.

With only $70 left behind, do you push pre? Why/why not..I am trying to think of why it is a good reason to smoothe call and in what situations it is a good situation?

This one I don't think would've really changed if I pushed but he possibly could've laid it down but I doubt it.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $197.00
BB: $128.30
UTG: $197.15
UTG+1: $163.15
MP1: $171.80
MP2: $407.75
Hero (MP3): $198.55
CO: $216.00
BTN: $205.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt A A (9 Players)
4 folds, Hero raises to $8.00, 3 folds, BB raises to $14.00, Hero raises to $36.00, BB raises to $58.00, Hero calls $22.00

Flop: ($117) T K 8 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $78.00, BB calls all-in for $70.30
Uncalled bet of $7.70 returned to Hero

Turn: ($257.60) 3 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($257.60) J (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $257.60 ($3 Rake)

BB had K K (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$126.30)
Hero had A A and LOST (-$128.30)

you played it perfectly prodigy....just a cooler

you can let other pairs TT-QQ and AKs off the hook by pushing preflop

KK likely calls but that's it

PWNED.

it didnt matter in this case but generally no, because you get more action from JJ/QQ when the flop coms all rags

Can we start a mass e-mailing of Stars to stop this [censored] I face daily?

I don't think I even cussed out stars support ever or anything..dunno why they flagged my account for constant coolers.

it's not a very big deal if he folds getting 3:1 as a 4:1 dog, and the dude seems pretty convinced that his hand is immortal anyway

3 options I've found that work:

go busto
deposit
play poorly

Also, if you follow them in order, you can repeat this as many times as you like to roll up a number of cashout curse cures for future use.

I usually don't like this type of music, but UNKLE is really good at what they do.

If anyone can show me worse stats on a sesh and still be up, please do.

Info: I run at 15/10-18/13 depending on table play etc.
Won $ at showdown wtf? Went to showdown is usually around 20-22..Won $ when saw flop isn't exactly great either here

Wtf are those green numbers?

There is no justice in this game. Guy was a 48/14 drooler. After this suckout, he had three more ridiculous suckouts and built his stack to $450. He then proceeded to talk [censored] to the rest of the table before ratholing.

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players

Hero (BB): $100.00
MP1: $22.60
MP2: $159.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt T T (9 Players)
2 folds, MP1 raises to $2.00, MP2 calls $2.00, 4 folds, Hero raises to $10.00, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $8.00

Flop: ($22.50) 5 5 6 (2 Players)
Hero bets $14.00, MP2 raises to $28.00, Hero calls $14.00

Turn: ($78.50) 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks to induce a bluff, MP2 bets all-in for $121.45, Hero says "looks like 88" and calls all-in for $62.00
Uncalled bet of $59.45 returned to MP2

River: ($202.50) 9 (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $202.50 ($3 Rake)

MP2 had 8 8 (straight, nine high) and WON (+$99.00)
Hero had T T (two pair, tens and fives) and LOST (-$100.00)

HOW TO PLAY ACES by Random Donk:

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 10 Players

SB: $352.00
BB: $113.60
UTG: $49.00
UTG+1: $38.70
UTG+2: $80.25
MP1: $93.00
MP2: $50.35
MP3: $111.05
CO: $31.40
Hero (BTN): $120.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt 4 8 (10 Players)
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $1.00, 3 folds, CO calls $1.00, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($3.50) A 4 3 (3 Players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, CO checks

Turn: ($3.50) 9 (3 Players)
BB bets $3.50, UTG+2 calls $3.50, CO folds

River: ($10.50) K (2 Players)
BB bets $10.50, UTG+2 raises to $42.00, BB calls $31.50

Pot Size: $94.50 ($3 Rake)

BB had 7 2 (flush, ace high) and WON (+$44.50)
UTG+2 had A A (three aces) and LOST (-$46.50)

Best hand won.

I hear people talking about 16 and even 24 tabling. What sites let you open that many cash tables?

A list would be good, I'll start with the only one I know off the top of my head:

pokerstars: 12

FTP: 16

EDIT: I assume it's 16 because you can have 16 windows open. You might not be able to play 16, though...anyone know for sure?

Wait wait..

Please show some respeck for this amazing session.

ftp lets you open 16 but you can only play at 8, unless you e-mail support and they will up it to 12. so 12 is the max.

so we got:

pokerstars: 12 that stacks properly, and tiles okay
FTP: 8 or 12 if you ask, the stacking doesn't work properly (is that right?) but it tiles okay


any others?

i've never stacked tables at ftp but i'm pretty sure it should work fine because they use the attention queue method

Good news then - I can't play at the moment because I accidently set fire to my USB wireless dongle. No, really.

Actually a good thing, because I suck at the moment.