[x] bad at math
[ ] bad at checkboxes

I think my wife summed it up best when I got home from the Casino on Saturday morning.

"How did you do?"
"I played well, but lost 2 BI"

"You played well, but lost money??"

"Yeah, I lost over $300 on one hand with top set to a guy with J9s chaising a Flush Draw, and then I lost $200 on top set to a gut shot straight draw, then I lost $350 to a guy chasing a one card flush."

Wife-looking at me, frowning. "Why don't you just get a full house next time?"

I was floored, didn't even know she knew what a full house was.

"Your right, I should of just gotten a full house.........easy game".

you forgot [x] bad at poker

No he didn't, he just knows not to tap the glass.

^ did you just imply speedle was bad at poker???

no, me.

no

The Mclovin' Fund...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/dd756ca44d

Please, give what you can.

I only laughed for "wassup gangsta", but I'm a hard crowd to please

Sadly, this is probably closer to the truth than they intended.

I need someone to objectively review some hands. Anyone care to help?

mmmmmmmmmmm Kristen Bell

Vimes, congrats on making it through another April 15!

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ne1?

Finally having a 10+ buyin swing in the right direction

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=1304

Strangest play by a 17/5/2.5 villian ever? How many people shove TT in that spot, even with the flush draw? I figured he had to have 77 and I said a quick prayer for a turn Tc because it would have been my first Royal.

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP2: $50.95
CO: $48.25
BTN: $52.10
SB: $92.05
BB: $7.20
UTG: $48.20
Hero (UTG+1): $130.10
MP1: $34.90

Pre-Flop: K Q dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 3 folds, BTN calls $2.50, SB calls $2.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.50) A J 7 (3 Players)
SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $10, BTN raises to $49.60 and is All-In, SB folds, Hero calls $39.60

Turn: ($110.20) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($110.20) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $110.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN mucked T T and LOST (-$52.10 NET)
Hero showed K Q (a flush, Ace high) and WON $107.20 (+$55.10 NET)

wikemang takes down his first tournament on full tilt! alas, it was that bastard form of pokar known as the pot limited hold them. Still, 1.25k in the pocket! wooooooooooooo

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This guy is the table ATM. Running 77/1/1 over 85 hands. I raise bigger preflop to get the money in because I know he's calling. He NEVER folds the flop, he raises draws, and raises with top pair. This hand was my first misstep against him. It sucks because I thought I was value betting against a T, and I'm way ahead of his range.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP2: $26.65
CO: $24.65
BTN: $20
SB: $25
Hero (BB): $54.85
UTG: $30.45
UTG+1: $19.95
MP1: $35.25

Pre-Flop: Q Q dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 4 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $2.25, UTG calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($5) K T 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $3.50, UTG calls $3.50

Turn: ($12) J (2 Players)
Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8

River: ($28) 7 (2 Players)
Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8

Results: $44 Pot ($2.20 Rake)
Hero showed Q Q (two pair, Queens and Sevens) and LOST (-$21.75 NET)
UTG showed 5 K (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and WON $41.80 (+$20.05 NET)

Not sure if I can help, but if you would like, I look at some......

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Niiiiiice!

Congrats!

Congrads. I also took that tourney down last summer but only because I had pocket aces and kings like once every 3 hands.