gross

To stay?

Hey long time no see

Glad you are crushing again

How the **** do i get banned from chatroulette when im keeping my clothes on, bunch of wankers

omfg grindcore

FML I think I have to take all my optional finals.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $47.15
UTG: $57.95
MP: $61.60
CO: $111.90
BTN: $87.25
Hero (SB): $51.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J J
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, CO raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.50, 1 fold, MP calls $6, CO requests TIME, CO raises to $111.90 all in, Hero calls $45.10 all in, MP calls $55.10 all in

Flop: ($175.30) 5 Q 8

Turn: ($175.30) 4

River: ($175.30) 4

Final Pot: $175.30
MP shows T J (a pair of Fours)
CO shows A K (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
CO wins $20.00
Hero wins $152.30
(Rake: $3.00)


[x] totally missed the action, thought that MP opened and CO flatcalled
[x] would have folded if followed the action correctly

still though

If your trying to explain poker ideas to him it sucks, but after he quits running into the tops of peoples ranges he will go busto and leave uNL.

(or go crush SSNL and a super heater ha)

dude where you been?

youre that ****er who posted that "I started playing one year ago and already made 100k" graph in BBV, thus putting me on lifetilt, arent you?

Sick work obv, congrats

omg Alan "Alien" Boston spotted at a NL25 table.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...-again-555275/

last time i hit with flushdraw that i shipped on the flop.. 2nd of april. lol.

I've been doing better with these, I've won like 8 out of my last 10 of them. I'm not really talking about shoves by shortstacks but just general call-downs, I know they usually have a pair in this particular spot from my experience, it was a bad call i guess.

Absolute, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $2
BTN: $14.17
SB: $3.28
BB: $11.06
UTG: $4.33
Hero (MP): $14.57

CO posts $0.10
Pre-Flop: A K dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.55, 4 folds, UTG calls $0.45

Flop: ($1.35) 7 3 T (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.02, UTG raises to $3.78 and is All-In, Hero calls $2.76

Turn: ($8.91) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($8.91) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $8.91 Pot ($0.44 Rake)
UTG showed A Q and LOST (-$4.33 NET)
Hero showed A K and WON $8.47 (+$4.14 NET)

uhhhh... why?

le spew!

this one made me lol

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 657289
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $54.75
UTG: $25.35
MP: $27.75
CO: $29.45
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $9.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 9 K
UTG raises to $0.75, MP raises to $2.50, 4 folds, UTG raises to $6.75, MP calls $4.25

Flop: ($13.85) 2 Q 6 (2 players)
UTG bets $8.50, MP raises to $21 all in, UTG calls $10.10 all in

Turn: ($51.05) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($51.05) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.05
UTG shows T T (two pair, Tens and Fours)
MP shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Fours)
MP wins $48.55
(Rake: $2.50)

the only stack i have won in 2k hands

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25)
BB ($48.24)
UTG ($16.17)
Hero ($33.64)
CO ($32.25)
BTN ($24.64)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

fold, Hero raises to $0.85, fold, BTN calls $0.85, fold, fold

FLOP ($2.05) T 8 7

Hero checks, BTN bets $1.20, Hero calls $1.20

TURN ($4.45) T 8 7 7

Hero bets $3, BTN raises to $10.50, Hero raises to $31.59 (AI), BTN calls $12.09 (AI)

RIVER ($49.63) T 8 7 7 2

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 84%, Flop 27.3%, Turn 22.7%)

BTN shows 6 J
(Pre 16%, Flop 72.7%, Turn 77.3%)

Hero wins $47.15

and that one hand shows us why it is the only hand in 2k hands.

lololol

i liked my line

Fold turn?

What are you hoping he has T8?

seriously, i feel like i have to play the hand like this if i dont bet flop

maybe explain why its bad???

do you not think that my donk on the turn on a total blank is going to induce shiiit from T9, As, pairs+draws, not to mention i counterfiet some 2 pairs

plz to eplain

lol no... and why would you ever take this line anyway?

you also realize that of the 3 2 pair combos... 2 of them just boated up... right?

wow ok, so the check/call, donk line is always FOS tho

btw, i had hands filtered in my HEM for last 100 hands... so i have WON more than 1 STACKS in 2k hands. YES!111

Huh? c/c lead is like almost always for value