fyi
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edit, ****, i google this spelling mistake and find it internet word for porn, wtf, why not just PORN?

Sounds cooler imo

u sir, were pwned by the internets

why, WHY, wouldnt you move up?

aggo/anyone, what the **** ever happened during that little drama yesterday?? all sorted

Cliffs:
Aggo was angry
We told him to change his tampon
He was still angry afterwards though
It turns out he was in fact doinitwrong

3 hours later i feel same way

most hookers and cocaine dealers don't take Pokerstars transfers

lmao

looks like a fella from yrs ago who always went to the coach nightclub, wouldnt suprise if it was him tbh, he was always wiped out of his tolleys

also, aggro, ur posts were abit overtop at verneer imo, maybe u know something we dont, which i doubt tbh

I like the avatar and location.

If I only knew 5 hours ago what I know now, I'd save 5 hours.

eurosites are fun!



today = 20NL
tomorrow = 30NL gogogo

After running like ass last week i decided to take a break, play some golf and play less tables when i returned. My norm is 10-12 but 6 tables appears to be the shiz.

Last week:



6 tabling this week :

what site is this on?

pokerloco@ongame

dont try to bluff me guys...srsly, just dont do it, save yourself some buyins

[x] brag
[?] soulreads
[?] clicking random buttons?


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $54.00
UTG: $62.20
MP: $19.75
CO: $56.50
BTN: $36.95
SB: $51.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A T
4 folds, SB raises to $2.25, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($4.50) 8 2 K (2 players)
SB bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

Turn: ($11.00) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $45.85 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $38.85

River: ($102.70) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.70
Hero shows A T (a pair of Twos)
SB shows Q T (a pair of Twos)
Hero wins $99.70
(Rake: $3.00)




Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $53.95
Hero (SB): $57.75
BB: $74.40
UTG: $116.75
MP: $130.75
CO: $59.65

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 4 3
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $10, BB calls $5.50

Flop: ($20.00) 3 5 T (2 players)
Hero bets $10, BB raises to $24, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $47.75 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: $68.00
Hero wins $65.00
(Rake: $3.00)

lol krax your ****ing crazy, do you use a spinner whilst you play?

nah, just close your eyes and spew, its easy.
Fwiw I do think that first hand is kinda std. wtf is he going to have there? Im ahead of his FDs (Ad) and he just never does that for value

Second hand..well, I was pissed that I ****ed up 4betsizing, that he called it and that he basically repped nothing and I got a pair bvb, so **** him, thats why

I love shove monkeys.



Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $2.00
SB: $6.29
BB: $1.97
CO: $3.42

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with A T
1 fold, Hero calls $0.02, SB raises to $6.29 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.98 all in

Flop: ($4.02) 5 J 5

Turn: ($4.02) 8

River: ($4.02) 5

Final Pot: $4.02
Hero shows A T
SB shows 2 7
Hero wins $3.76
(Rake: $0.26)


2 hands later:



Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (UTG): $3.83
CO: $4.29
BTN: $1.94
SB: $2.00
BB: $3.42

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with 9 9
Hero raises to $0.06, CO raises to $4.29 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls $3.77 all in

Flop: ($7.69) 8 4 8

Turn: ($7.69) J

River: ($7.69) 3

Final Pot: $7.69
Hero shows 9 9
CO shows 5 4
Hero wins $7.18
(Rake: $0.51)

Well, that's an easy way to recover from being down in a session

i think hand 2 is more standard once you get to the flop than the first

meh nh anyway

nooooooooooooooooooooo

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($49.13)
BB ($37.60)
Hero ($54.80)
UTG+1 ($24.65)
CO ($25)
BTN ($25)

Dealt to Hero K K

Hero raises to $1.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $54.80 (AI), BB calls $33.60 (AI)

FLOP ($75.65) 9 4 5

TURN ($75.65) 9 4 5 Q

RIVER ($75.65) 9 4 5 Q J

Hero shows K K
(Pre 18%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 4.5%)

BB shows A A
(Pre 82%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 95.5%)

BB wins $72.65

meeehhhhhhhhhhhh, didnt realize i was that deeeeeeeep. the manie is still goin is so f that

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em $0.05 Ante - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $50.00
BTN: $50.43
Hero (SB): $134.44
BB: $50.30

Pre Flop: ($0.55) Hero is SB with J A
1 fold, BTN calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, BB calls $1, BTN calls $1

Flop: ($3.95) A J 9 (3 players)
Hero bets $3, BB calls $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($12.95) 6 (3 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $10.60, BB folds, BTN calls $10.60

River: ($34.15) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $25.75, BTN calls $25.75

Final Pot: $85.65
BTN mucks A Q
Hero shows J A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $83.65
(Rake: $2.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em $0.05 Ante - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $86.26
BB: $34.77

Pre Flop: ($0.45) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 8
Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $2.25, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.60) Q K 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB raises to $7.75, Hero calls $4.75

Turn: ($20.10) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $14.50, Hero raises to $63.60, BB calls $10.22 all in

River: ($69.54) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $69.54
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
BB shows A 9 (Ace King high)
Hero wins $69.04
(Rake: $0.50)


Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $36.52
SB: $54.24
BB: $34.69
UTG: $29.15
Hero (MP): $50.27
CO: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with J J
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, 2 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.95) J T 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.50, SB calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.95) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.75, SB calls $3.75

River: ($12.45) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9, SB requests TIME, SB calls $9

Final Pot: $30.45
SB mucks T J
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $28.93
(Rake: $1.52)

if ur playin 25nl lemme sweat or something o.o

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($38.36)
BB ($25)
UTG ($12.86)
CO ($49.48)
BTN ($25)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.75, BB raises to $1.25, Hero raises to $4.92, BB calls $3.67

FLOP ($9.84) K 4 4

Hero checks, BB bets $6, Hero calls $6

TURN ($21.84) K 4 4 J

Hero checks, BB bets $14.08 (AI), Hero calls $14.08

RIVER ($50) K 4 4 J Q

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 71%, Flop 87.8%, Turn 93.2%)

BB shows T A
(Pre 29%, Flop 12.2%, Turn 6.8%)

Hero wins $47.50

Been playing like **** today other than this.