nl50 online > nl1k live

First I was thinking, "I wish I was rolled for nl1k live, I could make so much monies."

Then I realized I make more money per hour 9 tabling nl50 online than playing nl1k live with same winrate. lol live pokers.

I could do with some advice on a hand if any of you guys got a minute spare. Thanks.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...needed-764399/

lol NL10 is the only limit i couldn't beat

fold pre

TLDR, but HHs really are entertaining, recommend reading. And you can make fun of me.

lol, the way I manage to play ****ing bad (2 bis spewed with close to none/none equity), not run ubersuper good (lost 2 flips, sets got cracked 3 times for buyin each - one of them is spew though - -2BI in EV) and still win (5.5ptbb/100 session) is just AWESOME.

enough talk though.
First, the spewing part:
18/14 20 hands basically unknown:


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BB): $59.95
UTG: $48.25
MP: $33.90
CO: $57.10
BTN: $65.90
SB: $74.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A J
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.50, CO calls $4

Flop: ($11.25) 3 4 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, CO raises to $15, Hero raises to $54.45 all in, CO calls $36.60 all in

Turn: ($114.45) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($114.45) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $114.45
Hero shows A J (Ace Queen high)
CO shows K K (a pair of Kings)
CO wins $111.45
(Rake: $3.00)

is it really spew though? I figured that his raise with JJ+ makes NO SENSE and I have decent equity/maybe even fold equity (prob lol though) against worse pairs. actual question....

than I made some spews with some rungood (lol call flop, but I have the best hand sometimes and he isnt barreling light a lot, and even if he does, I can do this - Im pretty sure JJ is in his folding range on that river. Flat pre cuz he is a nit, also I, for some reason, thought that he is UTG and just now notice that he is MP...w/e):


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $23.40
MP: $52.20
CO: $63.55
BTN: $35.10
SB: $54.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with A K
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75) J 7 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $3, Hero calls $3

Turn: ($9.75) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $6.75, Hero raises to $18, MP calls $11.25

River: ($45.75) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $27.25 all in, MP requests TIME, MP folds

Final Pot: $45.75
Hero wins $43.50
(Rake: $2.25)


and my last spew of the session, also known as why the **** wouldnt he ship Tx on the turn? Does he really want to see third flush/board pairing river card?

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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UTG: $50.00
MP: $52.50
CO: $50.00
BTN: $45.25
SB: $24.35
Hero (BB): $51.30

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J J
UTG raises to $1.75, 4 folds, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.75) 9 J 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: ($3.75) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $2, Hero raises to $7, UTG calls $5

River: ($17.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $10, UTG raises to $41.25 all in, Hero calls $31.25

Final Pot: $100.25
UTG shows T A (a straight, Ace high)
Hero mucks J J
UTG wins $97.25
(Rake: $3.00)


soo, how can I play horribly and still show a profit. Here is how:



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Hero (SB): $65.45
BB: $14.60
UTG: $168.50
MP: $30.45
CO: $222.75
BTN: $53.55

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with J J
UTG calls $0.50, MP raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.50, Hero raises to $6.75, 1 fold, UTG calls $6.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($17.00) T 9 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $11, UTG calls $11

Turn: ($39.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $20, UTG raises to $99, Hero calls $27.70 all in

River: ($134.40) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $134.40
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
UTG shows 7 7 (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
Hero wins $131.40
(Rake: $3.00)




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UTG: $44.20
MP: $77.90
CO: $102.95
BTN: $91.90
SB: $49.50
Hero (BB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with J J
UTG raises to $1.75, 3 folds, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.25) J 4 5 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $5.25, SB folds, Hero raises to $12, UTG raises to $42.45 all in, Hero calls $30.45

Turn: ($90.15) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($90.15) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $90.15
UTG shows 7 7 (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $87.15
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $31.05
BB: $31.60
UTG: $15.60
MP: $102.00
CO: $13.05
Hero (BTN): $50.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 7 7
UTG raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero calls $1, SB calls $0.75, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($4.00) 7 7 3 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $4, Hero calls $4, SB folds, BB folds

Turn: ($12.00) 9 (2 players)
UTG bets $10.60 all in, Hero calls $10.60

River: ($33.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $33.20
UTG shows 8 Q (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
Hero shows 7 7 (four of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins $31.55
(Rake: $1.65)

You cold call AKs but 3-bet AJs?

my 3betting range is almost entirely villain dependent

anyone been watching that series Life on discovery?

its pretty awesome, i just really wish someone other than Oprah was doing the narration (she makes it sound like a kid's show)

Sigourney Weaver did Planet Earth (which was amazing) and she did a MUCH better job imo

You say that when you 3-bet AJs vs. an unknown?

Poker Stars $10.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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CO: $20.41
Hero (BTN): $27.15
SB: $14.48
BB: $10.58
UTG: $8.84
MP: $27.85

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with A 3
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.28, 1 fold, BB raises to $0.78, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.61) J K Q (2 players)
BB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $3.20, BB calls $2.20

Turn: ($8.01) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $23.13, BB calls $6.60 all in

River: ($21.21) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $21.21
Hero shows A 3
BB shows T Q
Hero wins $20.29
(Rake: $0.88)

fish on fish violence

You will not have the same winrate

if you do, you are ******ed

like I need an excuse to spew.
obv not, thats the excuse I use to not 3bet AK

He's so nitty that even Elezra made fun of him a few times. No way is anybody ever gonna call him with worse.

I cant believe that shoving is the best play there. If he has 150k, raises and gets shoved on surely hes not pot commited considering that anybody who shoves over him has the nuts.


David Attenborough > all, why would they bastardize his show? His voice is wayyyy awesome for those kind of shows.

I made an account on a finnish pokerforum bc im bored and omg the quality of advice/discussion is so bad it makes my head hurt. It's like 10x worse than worst of uNL.

Are there "Fold AA PF" threads?

they also added corny music in the American version for things like a penguin falling down or what not - the whole thing just feels a little too "Disney"

still an awesome show tho because the camera people are just amazing - the American producers can only ruin it a little bit

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69...-aa-pf-294499/

[x] In before "LOL"

Some PLO too, but mostly NL

jesus christ the amount of times you say "dis" and "dat" makes me want to smash something

No but a lot of "move up where they respect my raises?" threads.

+1

Doyle: I'm all in
Mike: I'm all in too
Doyle: oh no


lmao

what limit is this?