Digger not the numbero uno poster... feels weird.

Hayden trying to relieve me since I've been set over set every session for the past 6 days......

Should have taken a shot.

Uhh...sorry?

Is this your way of saying I post too much ITT?

drink long island teas

If I don't end up with an eastern european model I'm doing something wrong, almost as good as Milla.

are "you" guys for real?

fish sitts opposite of me and a new started table and regs take ALL seats between me and reg.

3bet war!

Get up, sit to left of fish. Problem solved.

I would honestly suggest everyone on here play some NL50 on cake. (I take back what I said earlier). It will hurt my wr negatively if you guys join, but seriously -
1) When you have bonus's to clear etc. Your rakeback is ~60%. All paid in cash. Sign up bonus is $600 @ 110%, plus they have reload bonus's often.
2) No HUD's, so it plays a lot like rush poker. Just stack 24 tables.
3) Rakeback is paid weekly.
4) The regs are SUPER fishy. I just had a reg, call my 4bet and fold to my flop cbet with 12bb's remaining. Another reg called my AA 5 bet shove with JJ for 220bb's. Another reg, stacked off with AJ, btn vs blind.

At least bonus whore, there are no deductions etc.

I should become a spokesperson for Cake poker, and get paid lol

AMFs FTW. But honestly, on st. patrick's day, if you're drinking anything other than Guinness or Irish Car bombs then you fail at life.

A lot of alcoholism itt...





When you see a toad, fold imo

Sorry Spammesomeha, I saw you wrote something but I can't chat when I've got 14 tables going. Not quick enough.

Speaking of travel, this is a pretty cool travel blog/magazine type sight http://www.theexpeditioner.com/

Stay safe Starscream, bring back some Kim Jong-Il sunglasses for me!

hm, i am pretty sure a lot of us here shoved lighter in the LP war.
at least i saw yesterday shoved A6s getting called by KQo
(two winning regs, both with quite a high steal)

the remark afterwards of the KQ caller "you never let me steal your blind" - which is more a compliment i suppose

i stk off with a lot weaker than ajblind vs button or some what similiar situation, and its not a bad play most of time given u exspect a fold from villin most of time

woot! just hanging out at a layover point....this sucks

actually he called with AJ, I can see someone 4/5bet shoving AJ, but call?

If I am sitting to the left of a fish the best seat at the table is not my immediate left. Just an FYI...

I don't care if you take the Jesus seat or whatever if its open.

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Sample size?

Poker Stars $0.50/$1

UTG+1: $108.30
UTG+2: $137.80
MP1: $113.55
Hero (MP2): $122.80

CO: $298.60
BTN: $100.00
SB: $100.50
BB: $42.80
UTG: $135.20


Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP2 with K Q
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, BTN calls $5, SB calls $4.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $4

Flop: ($21.00) 6 3 3 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $13, BTN folds, SB folds, UTG calls $13

Turn: ($47.00) J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($47.00) 4 (2 players)
UTG bets $20,

Hero calls $20

morning noobs

Oh, also, my friend is opening a franchise gym... wtf? Oh well, good luck to her.

epic

funny?

i was sitting opposite of the fish and the regs who joined took all seats on the left of the fish until is was filled up to me.

haha love the firefly gif ice
good episode

where is that good day gif from ?