I'd rather do it on a per hand basis than a per hour basis, but, sure, something like that. $1,000/hour translates to roughly $5/hand on one table. I'd be generous and go for $4/hand.

We would agree on a preset number of hands. Fees would escrow the $/hand to a mutually agreeable third party. We would then play on two tables until such point that all of the agreed upon hands are complete. If Fees backs out at any point, the money in escrow is forfeited to me. If I quit, I only get escrow money for the hands I've played. If we finish the allotted number of hands and both want to continue, then we can obviously continue. The final term is that Fees would agree not to disclose my FTP sn to anyone.

Those are the terms I'd find acceptable. If he's serious about wanting to play me HU so bad, and if he seriously thinks he can take me for $2k/hour (or, about $10/hand), then he should really figure out a way to make it happen. I would sort of like him to film himself while we play as well, because the look on his face when it's all said and done would probably be priceless, but I don't require that as a condition for playing him.

i wish that guy would play me forever. i'd even let him hit n run me every day if he wanted(which he obv does)...just give me more action.

If you tell me who you are I might negotiate better terms.

http://chubbsmcguff.ytmnd.com/

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I'm surprised you didn't use the starwars kid as the background skeety. Much more fitting imo. Still was awesome though

Yeah, or you might not. I'm satisfied with the terms I stated above. If you agree to them, we can get down to business.

he's so ******ed and yet he completely RAN me over. easily the nastiest HU session i think i've ever played. everything i tried just wasn't good enough to beat his runner runner trips/flushes/straights. i actually thought he might be a superuser for a while

silenced idk if this will help ur tilt or anything...

Full Tilt Poker, $5/$10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

TheLeakyFaucet (MP): $1,015
I Win Flips (CO): $2,432.25
SilentAssassin3 (BTN): $1,190
OutPlayAsians (SB): $975
reddevil91 (BB): $965.75
blitto001 (UTG): $1,094

Pre-Flop: 6 3 dealt to I Win Flips (CO)
2 folds, I Win Flips raises to $30, SilentAssassin3 calls $30, 2 folds

Flop: ($75) 2 5 K (2 Players)
I Win Flips bets $55, SilentAssassin3 calls $55

Turn: ($185) A (2 Players)
I Win Flips bets $145, SilentAssassin3 calls $145

River: ($475) K (2 Players)
I Win Flips checks, SilentAssassin3 bets $290, I Win Flips raises to $2,202.25 and is All-In, SilentAssassin3 folds

Results: $1,055 Pot ($3 Rake)
I Win Flips mucked 6 3 and WON $1,052 (+$532 NET)

shiiiiit, w/e i deserved it, my river bet was so lol bad

Um I won't agree to anything until I know who you are..

I thought you said you had a 2k/hour EV over me? What difference does it make who I am?

Well, whatever. Those are my conditions. Every time you get the urge to challenge me to HU, just remember those conditions and that I'm perfectly willing to play you if you agree to them.

can we play 50/100? I'll prb agree if we can 6 table that.


also if you agree then I'd like to start an application process to sell my action, I'm going to do it on a posting basis, so people like hauptizzle or skeety get first preference.

also plz dont flood my PM box, i know I know, I'll get to everyone I promise

Will both of you please stop being ******ed.

That is all.

-C

can you guys like talk to each other on aim or something.

Lets get back on topic. So who's top five 5/10 reg at ftp?

Here's mine in no particular order

1.nicolak
2.i win flips
3. hibachimahi
4.hauptizzle
5.xjustunx

1. macdaddy
2. macdaddy
3. macdaddy
4. macdaddy
5. umd tennis

i own i win flips

I think we should talk about Giggy. What's new with Giggy? This thread has gone far, far too long with no Giggy mentions.

hu4rolls

haha skeety is so awesome

Well, he's like 24/19 and I haven't seen him get out of line or anything, and iirc terp told me there's a Stars reg who plays under the same name.

EDIT: yeah

no i will only play hu4rollz w flips because he is obv a fish on a heater

i meant u vs flips

oh, well then yea bring it on obv

ya hes so ridiculously absurdly ******ed but ofc he took me for 7k last night over 3 hitnrunning sessions. he hitnran me for -2k this morning and looks to be soulcrushing some other reg atm. cant wait to play him more.

hes actually sorta tough to play against tho just bc hes soooo agressive and its impossible to win a hand w/o showdown vs him and he so often has the nizzles.