The only thing better than sucking out on friends is sucking out on short stackers

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (CO): $1979.00
UMD Tennis (BTN): $1257.00
WhosUrDonkey (SB): $2128.00
Jomibakkus7 (BB): $536.00
giongler346 (UTG): $697.25
Dewey Finn (MP): $1092.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 2 2
1 fold, Dewey Finn raises to $35, Hero calls $35, UMD Tennis raises to $155, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1979 all in, UMD Tennis calls $1102 all in

Flop: ($2564.00) Q 8 6

Turn: ($2564.00) 3

River: ($2564.00) T

Final Pot: $2564.00
Hero shows 2d 2h (a pair of Twos)
UMD Tennis shows Kh As (Ace King high)
Hero wins $2561.00
(Rake: $3.00)

best hand won.

sooo why did you do this?

put him on AK

nice read.

friend Mr. Sasso to get the ultimate experience imo.

would be infinitely more entertaining on stars

What do you mean 'friend'? I see people talk about adding someone to their buddy list but ist hat even possible? The only 'list' I can seem to find through FTP is the search feature where it saves your last few searches or w/e.

well i was talking about make him an actual friend but other than the search feature on FT, there is nothing other than programs you can download like FTBuddies, ect.

teflon shaf is just LOL

MotherFlusher = the new legend? I have him down a ton over a bunch of hands...

and by legend, I mean the horrible SSer legend.

lets just say when mother flusher gets 800+ theres double digit waitlists

got bored posting here and heard i was too embarassed over the k8o hands to post here again. the imagination certainly can run wild

there are more?!?!?

lol obv

Hov,

Can you please elaborate on your thoughts in that hand?

How do you feel about chopping a 400bb pot after getting your money in with 12% equity? Has it caused you to re-evaluate your position that you run worse than anyone?

Does JS2 posdt here?I'm getting a rather large sample on him now.I have him stuck 6.5k...he seems to play good most of times,but obv he must have some random blow ups spews that I don't see

Does anyone know who the best,biggest winners are at 2/4 ...apart from Moo +Noluck

my thoughts on the hand, and this will probly be the last post i make here for a while, barring some extraordinary events. i lost 4 buyins in the span of about 4 minutes to that idiot gameecks011 or whatever his name is to cold decks and suckouts, went on tilt, knew when he 5 bet he likely has aa or air and insta shoved. it hasnt caused me to reevaluate anything because i chopped 1 time deep when ive lost in these spots as deep and deeper countless times with more equity than he had. and if this was happening sooo often and i was sucking out so much i would be way above ev.

off the top of my head i can recall losing all in aa v aj for like a 450 bb pot, losing an 800 bb pot all in on turn v ad ah w/ 5h 7h on a 6h 8h th xx board. there been tons more.

Please post the countless hands that are as deep or deeper and with more equity.

QFT

if there are countless then surely u can come up w/ at least 3 in past 6 months.

noluck please post a lifetime graph...NOT A POKEREV GRAPH..but just a lifetime graph

calc sucks and i need something to cheer me up

somehow i don't believe hov.

will that guy storman or w/e please post all this hov hands/graph?

hov r u still gonna play cow HU when hes ready?

Full Tilt Poker, $3/$6 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

__Acehole888__ (SB): $600
Hero (BB): $600
igotcojones (UTG): $509
AcowSAYMOOO (CO): $805.30
thakilla (BTN): $2,481.10

Pre-Flop: 9 J dealt to Hero (BB)
igotcojones calls $6, AcowSAYMOOO raises to $27, 3 folds, igotcojones calls $21

Flop: ($63) 4 A 4 (2 Players)
igotcojones checks, AcowSAYMOOO checks

Turn: ($63) A (2 Players)
igotcojones checks, AcowSAYMOOO bets $44, igotcojones raises to $88, AcowSAYMOOO calls $44

River: ($239) J (2 Players)
igotcojones bets $239, AcowSAYMOOO raises to $690.30 and is All-In, igotcojones calls $155 and is All-In

Results: $1,027 Pot ($3 Rake)
igotcojones showed 4 4 (four of a kind, Fours) and WON $1,024 (+$515 NET)
AcowSAYMOOO showed A 9 (a full house, Aces full of Fours) and LOST (-$509 NET)


AcowSAYMOOO: wait
AcowSAYMOOO: wat?
cheettt: sick
igotcojones: yup
igotcojones: crazy huh
igotcojones: thats FTP for ya
AcowSAYMOOO: dude
AcowSAYMOOO: shut the % $#@ up
igotcojones: dont hate the playa, hate the game
cheettt: lol
AcowSAYMOOO: ur really scum
AcowSAYMOOO: now stuf and choke urself to death
igotcojones: me? why???
igotcojones: are you that much of a baby?
igotcojones: its one f-cking hand
AcowSAYMOOO: dude u just dont know how i run bad so shut
the &#@% up
igotcojones: i dont know,,,,and i dont care
AcowSAYMOOO: then stfu dumb&&%# and dont talk
%@&@ing fish