rofl wow that's really sick... mind games FTW, I wanna hear what people say on this ;p

Pasterb, well played vs saintxxxxxx, dont remember his whole name, saw the match

Wow so GTA 4 is preventing me from playing well...at all. And I can't study for finals either.

So the FTOPS HU event is on Mother's Day.

Anybody playing in this? I know I can't.

Buyin is $500 and it's 250k GTD I believe.

Where do you see that, just looked over the schedule and didn't see it. Although it's entirely possible that I missed it, is it one of the mystery tourneys?

47628158 Tourny ID,

Didnt even realize it was on mothers day. I will still play just got to schedule around it.

edit: and pumped about it, it has to be sooooooo soft.

im bored and gonna try to satt into it now, pwned the WCOOP HU so maybe I can run well twice... ? also Aaron bartley is in the $140 4-man I just regged for, reg-named pro... wonder if he is any good.. ;p

zomg I feel like im watching a $2 HU between two unknowns, they are sooooooooo bad, they are both still 3x'ing (every hand that they raise) at 40/80 and nobody is reshove yet, it's embarassing how bad they play, if I lose this final (I pwned my first kid) im going to probably hang up the career


edit: oh yea, aaron bartley also called 3x at 30/60 like 1.1k eff stacks with 58o earlier... solid...

!##@$%!@*($*(!@*($*(_!(*_@$, my top pair of Js with KJ got runner runner straight flushed by TT... BAHHHHHHHHHHHH , after he floated an 8 7 6 flop (on which I had 85) , with QTo and obv spiked a 9.... ill get it on try 2 tho =/

edit: ... yawn donks im in ;p, gg

Villain is like 52/35, fishy aggro player. He uses the pot button for most of his bets, and he seems to be playing really fast, not really thinking about his actions too much. We're playing two tables. He has been very willing to get it in light when we weren't deep, including a hand where i 5bet shove for $100 on top of his $30 raise with QTs and he snapcalled with ATs. He has been checkraising a lot of flops as well as floating my checkraises, and he has been folding to a 2barrel/re-raise a reasonable amount so i try one here.

How will he adjust when we're deep, iyo? Am I good here a lot vs. this weird overbet? What if we have 34? And what do you guys think of my flop 3bet?

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (BTN/SB): $223.60
BB: $266.30

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with 6 8
Hero raises to $3, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) 2 K J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB raises to $15, Hero raises to $51, BB calls $36

Turn: ($108.00) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $212.30 all in, ($169.60 to Hero)

12 wins in a row. All skill of course.

I sucked out so epicly on one guy that if this wasn't microstakes I'm sure he would be on suicide watch.

Beat: $10s and some $20s

had the biggest rollercoaster ever this weekend.

Friday +13K - life is awesome, IMO!
Saturday Morning - +3.5K. Wow, gonna buy something nice!

Saturday night - Sunday morning -18K, wtf KK vs. AA more please

Sunday - lose a huge flip in the UB200K and finish 7th for 7K.

I think I'm gonna take a break.

Someone needs to teach me to stick around and play out long matches. Whenever I get a few buyins deep vs a decent reg I just wind up quitting. Everybody else seems to play these epic four table matches where you get 5 buyins deep each on multiple tables. Not sure i've ever done that. Possibly once but even then it wasn't on the scale of some matches i've watched recently.

-Andy

Snap. Same with 34. Don't 3bet flop, he's crazy and you have shown that you are too with that QT hand.

nice, shipped 2/5 of those 4-man satts, and made the FT one other time and got sucked out in the first round bad once, so not too shabby, ship a profit + entry in the tourney , and like +275 on PS not a bad day after the week I had last week, good for confidence and I can study for my final in peace ;p

Brag: +9.8K since May 1st.

Beat: Just got dumped.

how you holding up? was it out of the blue, or are you secretly relieved. enjoy the freedom, although breaking up always sucks, even if you know the relationship needed to end.

haha thanks. did you see him flip out in chat when i tried to leave "early?!"

i posted it in the msnl thread. It had me laughing for a while.

Take the 9.8k to the strip club

wasn't really out of the blue, had a very strong feeling it would happen not 3 hours before i was told. I knew on some level that we weren't really compatible, but i was doing what i could to cover up the fact.

the problem for me is that i am compatible with very very few people, and that worries me very greatly (this is the thing i struggle with, the breakup is fine). After a short while, there gets to a point where their company just makes me despise them. And i come to despise myself for feeling that way, because on some level it's completely without rational justification: I have no notable achievements, i have no fantastic insight into the world, i have little to truly call my own.

They just exacerbate the loneliness.

figured i'd post this here for you guys too: people can be funny.

ok, soooo i've been 2tabling this reg for about 2 hours at this point. We played 975 hands and i took 4.5 buyins off him. Maybe someone will find this enjoyable. hahaha it had me laughing. Nice cop-out saintmirror. "if you leave now, i will never play you again!" hahaha

Pasterbator: i only have another 20-30 min
Pasterbator: 5 more min
saintmirror: fyi if u leave
saintmirror: after this bloodbath
saintmirror: i'm never giving u action again
saintmirror: just letting u know
Pasterbator: so let me get this straight
saintmirror: i will NEVER play u again
saintmirror: if u don't give me another half hour
saintmirror: after this
saintmirror: if u quit that's fine
Pasterbator: i told you 20-30 min, 20 min ago
saintmirror: but i will never play u again
saintmirror: sorry bro
saintmirror: this is a bloodbath
Pasterbator: sorry?
Pasterbator: if you dont wanna play me, dont play
me
saintmirror: k
Pasterbator: but dont use me leaving "early" as an
excuse
saintmirror: if u want my action again
Pasterbator: if you thought you had an edge,
you'd play
saintmirror: please give me 20 more min
saintmirror: normal match 10 min is fine
Pasterbator: i cant. sorry. my gf got here 40 min
ago, shes bored.
saintmirror: when u bloodbath someone this bda
Pasterbator: i gave you 30 min
saintmirror: it's fine
saintmirror: u can leave now just not gonna play u
again
Pasterbator: do i have to say "ok, im gonna leave
in 90 minutes, try to make your money back
quick!"
saintmirror: when u bloodbtath someone
Pasterbator: lol, if you dont want to play me, thats
fine
Pasterbator: gg.
saintmirror: fk u
saintmirror: lack of courtesey
Pasterbator: you have an anger problem
Pasterbator: there is no lack of couresy
saintmirror: dude u just bloodbathed me
Pasterbator: 30 min warning is plenty
saintmirror: u can't even give me another half hour
Pasterbator: no, i dont have time
saintmirror: well your lost your fish
saintmirror: forever
saintmirror: gg
Pasterbator: lol thats too bad

its a bloodbath, son

Yes lol

But seriously there's no reason to even engage him. You gotta run and he's just saying this as he's tilted from losing.