Moshman obv

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welcome back 385k!

FYI I no longer think 385k is funny he sent me this on AIM:

twelve180mantplz (5:04:06 PM): and im the kind of spiteful mother****er who will do anything in his power to **** ur life up , and i will do whatever it takes

I take this to mean a lot more than blocking my tables and am taking it very seriously now, when I asked him about it he says he only meant poker however this is not OK regardless. You absolutely cannot say that to someone 385k.

woot!

Just withdrew the 10k main event entry from my full tilt account.

Vegas is so close I almost think I might make it without going crazy beforehand.

But he has a 385k house?

How can there be room for spite in his heart?

lol that was completely out of context, i was tlakin about how ill ruin u from makin money at poker...

its funny cuz hes tellin me now that hes gonna call the cops on me for "threatening" him...so i told him to call the cops if he feels threatened and i dont think hes gonna!!! thank god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sure id be shackled up in cuffs if he actually did call the cops!!!

Man, threatening people's livelihood is completely jacked up. Have fun catching the karma-rang.

trolls getting what they want itt. I feel like you have to be bored/sad to be in the grudge picking business, hope it's the first.

TNixon: Congrats! Will be rooting for you hard in the main, hope you post a twitter or something so we can follow your progress.

I'll give 385k one thing...

He is very very good at getting a reaction out of everyone :-P

house guy has you challenge d mods to hu4rollz yet?

oh noez here comez ze trollz

1k post:

Without being too cheesy, thanks all, you all have added a ton poker-wise and are even one of the reasons my life is a lot better than it was a year ago. Unless plans change, it sounds like I'll have the opportunity to go green and give a little back to the 2+2 community. It constantly impresses me how people like spamz, in between crushing 1100s, respond to full tournament HHs for $5 players, or that ChiRy can run a business and yet respond to a thread about changes to a 2+2 policy that could significantly affect it without the slightest hint of bias, even advocating for the small stakes coaches that take little cuts into his bottom line. Much respect.

</lolemo>.

Congrats on 1k posts Mers!!!!

Its been great to see you develop into a soul crushing nit!!! keep it going son! =P

i'm actually a loser on the 1ks lol (obv small sample, 25 games or smth?); playing vs a fish right now, keep running into the top of his range unreal

spamz and sejje can confirm I have made at least two (2) 3-bet bluffs in my life. the other day someone said "why always so aggressive?" in the chat. I am officially now more of a nit than Phil Laak, less of a nit than plowking3777.

ROFL @ mers... You are really extra good at suckouts though imo. haha (jokes obv)...

You have to learn this one imo. You just gotta peel wider is the trick!!!

He tarped me pre obv!

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$100 + $5 Heads Up Sit & Go
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ddistance (1290)
BB Hero (1710)

Blinds: 30/60

Pre-flop: (90, 2 players) Hero is BB A A
ddistance raises to 180, Hero raises to 420, ddistance calls 240

Flop: 2 2 6 (840, 2 players)
Hero bets 360, ddistance goes all-in 870, Hero calls 510

Turn: 5 (2,580, 2 players)

River: 8 (2,580, 2 players)

Final Pot: 2,580
ddistance shows: 6 2
Hero shows: A A

ddistance wins 2,580 ( won +1,290 )
Hero lost -1,290

oh let it out, I know you're not kidding

That hand is so gross. What's your personal standard reaction to seeing that hand turned up? Icy glare? Mouth agape, palms to the sky? Laughter and roll of the eyes? Something violent?

Railing spamz, glglgl

haha peer pressure; i can't fail now =/

And wow you weren't kidding about the guy being a fish, -32k in just 200 games.

max value?

and fwiw, i knew i was vbetting here

Full Tilt Poker $1,100 + $30 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players - View hand 135857
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): t1635 M = 36.33
BB: t1365 M = 30.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with J K
Hero raises to t90, BB calls t60

Flop: (t180) 8 2 7 (2 players)
BB bets t180, Hero calls t180

Turn: (t540) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t285, BB calls t285

River: (t1110) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: t1110
Hero shows J K (a pair of Sevens)
BB mucks 9 T
Hero wins t1110

holla pic btw grow! as always obv

great pic grow, approve.

Very sexy turn bet, as my location shows I've come to love making more value bets like that against draw-heavy ranges. But I probably wouldn't have had the balls to pull the trigger on that one.

Another 5 buyins below EV day. TILT TILT TILT.



Hero (SB) ($50.50)
Button ($303.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
Button bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, Button calls $4

Flop: ($11) Q, K, A (2 players)
Hero bets $7.50, Button raises to $15, Hero raises to $45 (All-In), Button calls $30

Turn: ($101) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($101) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $101 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Button had 3, A (four of a kind, Aces).
Hero had K, K (full house, Aces over Kings).
Outcome: Button won $100.50