What should I do with my live roll ? Tired of playing live poker...

so went to casino last night, playing till 9 a.m this morning am ****ed now just went out to buy flowers and **** for GF who preety pissed at mo lol was me mate james's fault for ****ing coming second in the freeze out and having to wait till like 2-3 a.m for him to fin

also the gay regs went preety crazy over this hand

bout 5 hands till end me mate james opens to 7 utg 5 handed CO calls i make it 35 on button fish in SB calls everyone folds, guy donks 60 on 99J HH board i make it 200 then we get it in for last £60 or W/e not a massive pot but biggest pot of night prob he flips
K4hh i flip T7 king high holds so im like meh std not bovad at all

then the dealer the ****ing dealer says:

well you should'nt bluff

cheers for the life tilt

what was the url of that husng site again?

was that the 1/2 at aspers?

you play the 20 freezout?

yah pal sorry meant to meesage ya but was last minute

every1 fears me

vtothe3: really
Pete_rock_89: ?
vtothe3: 89 what do youy mean
Pete_rock_89: you typed really?
vtothe3: please dont play me if your a winning
player it waistes both our time
Pete_rock_89: I sit every1..
Pete_rock_89: no1 is good at $22 games
vtothe3: i am
Pete_rock_89: cool
vtothe3: ive had an idea
Pete_rock_89: shoot
vtothe3: lets listen to the same song on youtube
vtothe3: pick one
Pete_rock_89: pokerface - lady gaga
vtothe3: good choice
Pete_rock_89: i am not listening to it
Pete_rock_89: sorry
vtothe3: me nether
Pete_rock_89: gl
vtothe3: u2
Pete_rock_89: wee
Pete_rock_89: gg

no worries, had dinner party last night anyway, was gonna go to the freezout with my mate (also called James)...

is a bit if a crap shootout after the break, every1 is shortstacked...

Q:

this was against villain above, should I of shoved river?, was going for c/call to let all his missed draws fire (v drawy flop).....I had fairly loose image, this is first time I have donk bet, he has been running me over a bit and has been agressive...

Full Tilt Poker $22 + $1 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1950 M = 32.50
Hero (BB): t1050 M = 17.50

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 9 J
BTN/SB raises to t80, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t160) J 2 8 (2 players)
Hero bets t100, BTN/SB calls t100

Turn: (t360) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t220, BTN/SB calls t220

River: (t800) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: t800
BTN/SB mucks 8 K
Hero shows 9 J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins t800

I love people who raise 3x with hands they're willing to get it in with and 2x with hands they're not at high blinds and then refuse to adjust even when it has to be blatantly obvious that I'm picking on it.

Hey, simple question, how much can you make a month at the 22$ and how many games u play

hzhahahahaha!! "i was only afraid of 9-high" hahahhaha i love it

if you expect someone to fold 100% of their range, (except 78 obv) then why would you ever do this when you had 78?

but yea, i really don't expect a random to fold a 7 there. Especially bc they could convince themselves that you MIGHT have a 2 or a 7 yourself!

you think shoving here would induce calls by weaker hands, like K8? i think if you shove here you'll get called only by hands which beat you, unless you've very bluffy image, even then i don't think villain would call 600 into 800 pot with 8 or 6 here, maybe with weakish J. but then again, with J he would make move on flop/turn and money would go in no matter what.

Full Tilt Poker $10 + $1 Rebuy No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): t23523 M = 36.19
BB: t26596 M = 40.92
UTG: t10913 M = 16.79
UTG+1: t10762 M = 16.56
MP1: t5874 M = 9.04
MP2: t5345 M = 8.22
CO: t12008 M = 18.47
BTN: t8067 M = 12.41

Pre Flop: (t650) Hero is SB with 9 K
6 folds, Hero calls t150, BB raises to t1100, Hero calls t800

Flop: (t2400) 8 9 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets t2400, Hero raises to t5499, BB raises to t25471 all in, Hero calls t16899 all in

Turn: (t47196) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t47196) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t47196
Hero shows 9 K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
BB shows 8 A (a pair of Eights)
Hero wins t47196


blind v blind wars in donkament vs v. aggro bigstack

I was just talking in theory if he was a good player then he should be folding this 100% of the time, not that I'm expecting or think that they will fold. But, against a good player I'm not making that overbet.

I make this bet obviously because I know I'll get called by a seven or even a two a large percentage of the time. And he was a -12% roi player so I like my play. Calling 10x pot just to try to get a split at the very very best.

Just putting a little bit of theory and thought into the game, albeit being kinda pointless :P

And yes Andres, I can only really have the nuts in that spot

does he open 100% of buttons? if J3o is in his range then you can prob ship it.

I think he did, can't remember him open folding... maybe he limped once or twice, raised nearly everyhting..

Does sharkscope track MTTs now?

They have been tracking FTP for a while but not Stars.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!1

cool

and lol at him getting banned, it's about time imo!

I liked having him around, any mod know if it's temp or permanent/why?

omgomg what happened

I thought 385k was completely harmless and a laughable side show. But I guess he was definitely just trolling.