LOL shottakeaments. Nothing like getting smacked in the face to put you back in your place 3 hands in.



Fun month so far.

I'm sorry but when you raise/call bottom 2 on that board and get there on me you deserve to be 1 outered

So tired of these god awful days where I just get utterly ****ing destroyed by the RNG.

77<QJ on JJ7x ldo for 450bb pot. mbn.

brag: two straight flushes in ~50 hands
beat: 80c cap PLO
variance: both came runner-runner - villain is flip2win

Confirmed. Beat: Both of us lost money to FTP.

wtf

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($24.40)
BB ($26.27)
UTG ($10)
UTG+1 ($25)
MP1 ($25)
MP2 ($92.46)
Hero (MP3) ($25)
CO ($53.47)
Button ($25.38)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 10, K
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, Hero bets $1.25, 4 folds, MP2 calls $1

Flop: ($2.85) 2, Q, K (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $2, MP2 calls $2

Turn: ($6.85) K (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $4, MP2 calls $4

River: ($14.85) Q (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $8, MP2 raises to $16, Hero raises to $17.75 (All-In), MP2 calls $1.75

Total pot: $50.35 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $50.35 between MP2 and Hero, won by Hero

Results:
MP2 had 9, Q (full house, Queens over Kings).
Hero had 10, K (full house, Kings over Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $48.35

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Poker Hand Converter from PokerConverter.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($24.30)
SB ($26.02)
BB ($25)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($67.46)
Hero (MP1) ($48.35)
MP2 ($53.47)
CO ($25.38)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, Hero bets $1.25, 1 fold, CO calls $1.25, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $1

Flop: ($4.10) Q, 2, 6 (3 players)
UTG+1 bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $4.50

Turn: ($16.10) 2 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7.50, UTG+1 calls $7.50

River: ($31.10) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $15.75, Hero raises to $33.60 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $17.85

Total pot: $98.30 | Rake: $2
Main pot: $98.30 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results:
UTG+1 had 6, Q (full house, Queens over sixes).
Hero had J, Q (full house, Queens over twos).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $96.30

^^ VOMITS!!!.... back to back vs same idiot like wtf!!



*GO TO NEIGHBOUR HOUSE AND KICKS THE CAT, DOG AND LIL BABY*

Took a shot at 100nl, here are the results:



I've tried to move up before and it always goes wrong. Not this time.

The only bad thing now is I feel really unmotivated to play, even more so than when I've lost a lot.

hey guys,
Im winning solidly at 25NL over large sample, but for the last 2 weeks I have dropped 10Bis. I really want to start 50NL next month.
Do you think I should get a couple of winning sessions at 25NL before playing 50NL, or shall I just take the plunge?

so i was looking through my sessions and remembered i played an epic session where i won quite a few buy-ins :P. i was wondering if anyone had a better day in 2K11 @ 25nl, or am i just naive?



it could have been an even sicker day but i lost a huge pot to a spewing fish.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em $0.05 Ante - 9 players

UTG: $69.03
UTG+1: $32.26
UTG+2: $59.90
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $24.45
Hero (CO): $115.15
BTN: $74.38
SB: $111.65
BB: $49.18

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($1.05) Hero is CO with 9 K
3 folds, MP1 checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB calls $1.40, 2 folds

Flop: ($3.95) 5 Q J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($3.95) T (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero raises to $9.25, SB calls $6.25

River: ($22.45) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $20, Hero raises to $50, SB raises to $100.85 all in, Hero blows his ****ing brains out

Sick brag. There might be someone with a better winning day, but that has to be up there.

why did my thread get moved?

It took you 10 hours to play 2.8k hands?? How many tables you play man?

usually i play many but i played an inconsistent amount of tables throughout that particular day because i was either a) doing work on my 2nd monitor while 2 tabling, or b) watching a movie/tv show on my 2nd monitor while playing several tables. only towards the end of the session i played 6-8tables with full focus where i won like 16buy-ins+ in like 2 1/2 hours.

like a lot of those hours i was doing mundane things while playing 1-4 tables. im pretty ADD like that.

Solid brag though man, would you say you ran hot or not? Meaning set over sets/ AA vs KK suckouts etc?

obviously i ran incredibly hot (not in terms of sucking out) because i got placed in spots where all the money was going in anyway, i.e i flopped a set in a multiway 3bet pot vs aces, etc. but thats not to say i didnt play extremely well. i was incredibly focused towards the end of the session and i was hand reading ******edly well that day, folding the 2nd nuts for like 300bb+ pots vs regs and just outplaying everyone. practically all my bluffs worked and when my semi bluffs were called i hit the equity i needed to reap the rewards. there was also an ABSURD amount of fish that day which is where the bulk of my profits came from that day.



trying to find some interesting hands from that day

downswing messed up my pretty graph ~0`;;

march been good april 50nl time raoraoraoraro

brag: best month ever, and this is after moving UP to NL25 at the beginning of the month. +10 buy-ins in 10,000 hands: yes please!



Ran very hot of course (13.9% sets for example), but I also feel like I plugged some leaks, paid more attention to leaving unprofitable tables, and really started taking in all the dynamics of the players/action around me.

//in before doomswitch.

Next 10k hand try losing less in the blinds mta you're bleeeeding
more like this:





Just messing around/bragging very good work man.

also: nice session yesterday

10nl euro pretty soft eh? Very nice man

yeah i just discovered the euro tables . 80% of $ in that session is from 25nl though (still ez).

I def. need some lessons from you positive red line guys.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($8.31)
UTG+1 ($16.36)
MP1 ($57.97)
MP2 ($25)
Hero (MP3) ($33.44)
CO ($58.81)
Button ($11.60)
SB ($9.65)
BB ($25)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J, J
UTG bets $0.75, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $2.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.50, 3 folds, BB calls $2.25, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($10.10) J, J, 9 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets $10.10, Hero calls $10.10, 2 folds

Turn: ($30.30) 9 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $20.84 (All-In), MP1 calls $20.84

River: ($71.98) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $71.98 | Rake: $3





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cool