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09-11-2011 , 09:05 AM
I laughed at this part:

-he's never gonna get there
-he doesn't know that though
09-11-2011 , 09:57 AM
lol, newb question: how did you make 68 dollars?
09-11-2011 , 11:10 AM
Socially Awkward Bird

Cant figure out how to go down escalator

~

Quickly walk away like nothing happened when someone starts coming



hahhaha that has meme potential!
09-11-2011 , 11:16 AM
DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THAT FK*N STORE ANYWAY
09-11-2011 , 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorlom
I laughed at this part:

-he's never gonna get there
-he doesn't know that though
By far the best part.
09-11-2011 , 11:33 AM
Could be a really good gif about doing something that gets you nowhere with the bird just walking in place on the elevator.
09-11-2011 , 11:33 AM
Burn Notice is pretty dope. The first couple of seasons were "ehhh" but it's gotten real good this past season. They have a dude that used to be an actual spy giving them info for production and stuff, I highly recommend it.
09-11-2011 , 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PenelopeCruz
lol, newb question: how did you make 68 dollars?
Dude its internet money, nobody knows how it works.
09-11-2011 , 12:22 PM
so does that mean if you luckbox a vid that has like 300 million views you can make 68k?
09-11-2011 , 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AJFenix
Made it to front the page of youtube comedy today for my dumbass bird video and am the top google hit for "easily amazed stoner". Fourth page for "black guy from the jetsons". I feel I've reached a new level in my trivial life. It was apparently on Fox News somewhere, might try to sue. Got an agent with his own wiki page that has done work on a bunch of sht including a video with 350 million views I'm talking to on Monday, he says contracts range from 1k to 40k for vids like this, he takes 20% commission if he succeeds in finding clientele. Lmao. I'm ridiculously entertained by this, the vid made like 190k views in the last 30 hours and got reposted in a bunch of spots, earning me 68 dollars yesterday. Thanks seagull, if this does something productive for me I will value seagulls above pugs and sloths for at least a full year.
Agent? Is he going to sell the video to TV or is he talking about web stuff?
09-11-2011 , 12:31 PM
for all you electronic music fans, you have probably heard of BBC's essential mixes. for those who don't, theyve been playing a 2hr set of a good artist every week for about 18 years (or more).

this is a collection of every mix from 1993 until today, 912 sets or 76 days straight of world's finest electronic music. I am jizzing my pants too.

for your listening pleasure: http://soundcloud.com/das-boy/sets/essential-mix/
09-11-2011 , 01:27 PM
JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Thanks!
09-11-2011 , 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AJFenix
Made it to front the page of youtube comedy today for my dumbass bird video and am the top google hit for "easily amazed stoner". Fourth page for "black guy from the jetsons". I feel I've reached a new level in my trivial life. It was apparently on Fox News somewhere, might try to sue. Got an agent with his own wiki page that has done work on a bunch of sht including a video with 350 million views I'm talking to on Monday, he says contracts range from 1k to 40k for vids like this, he takes 20% commission if he succeeds in finding clientele. Lmao. I'm ridiculously entertained by this, the vid made like 190k views in the last 30 hours and got reposted in a bunch of spots, earning me 68 dollars yesterday. Thanks seagull, if this does something productive for me I will value seagulls above pugs and sloths for at least a full year.
This is karma for feeding the seagull outside of your window. Congrats on making the big leagues.
09-11-2011 , 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrw8419
This is karma for feeding the seagull outside of your window. Congrats on making the big leagues.
Haha, Joe was being an ******* yesterday, knocking and knocking and knocking, pet seagull be gettin' a bit spoiled. Maybe if the clips of HIM go viral... girl got mad that I gave him a lot of our bread and she couldn't make a sandwich. ITS HURTING MY DAILY RELATIONS. Now I'm stuck eating the endpiece myself.

Quote:
Originally Posted by RollinHand
Agent? Is he going to sell the video to TV or is he talking about web stuff?
To quote him:

"For example, I have helped my clients sign licenses within the past month with Sony Playstation, Animal Planet, TruTV, MTV/VH1, MSNBC Caught on Camera, as well as many overseas TV shows (including all of the Japanese Networks - Fuji, Asahi, MBS, Nippon/NTV) and websites such as Yahoo!, Break.com and Cheezburger.com (all of whom you need to be careful about, as they can sometimes take ownership of your video). "


Quote:
Originally Posted by PenelopeCruz
so does that mean if you luckbox a vid that has like 300 million views you can make 68k?
Quote:
Originally Posted by PenelopeCruz
lol, newb question: how did you make 68 dollars?


Its like a McDonalds job that I don't have to work! Its just default youtube, if your account gets accepted to be monetized and the content doesn't have any copyrighted stuff you can let it trickle in.

I think if you had a video with 300 million views you'd be making way more money whoring it out in other ways than the default youtube. Right now its 110 dollars for 150k views for me (I monetized it late), not sure if thats gonna be consistent or what the longrun in this game is. If it is, some people are ballin' pretty hard, especially if they have those 5-20second superlame ads going. Not sure what those earn.

Got a lil' badge on my youtube channel now for #17 most viewed comedian this month (canada) loll. Was gonna grind poker but might run around filming animals instead. Actually, I DO have some solid goat footage somewhere..
09-11-2011 , 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by planB_
for all you electronic music fans, you have probably heard of BBC's essential mixes. for those who don't, theyve been playing a 2hr set of a good artist every week for about 18 years (or more).

this is a collection of every mix from 1993 until today, 912 sets or 76 days straight of world's finest electronic music. I am jizzing my pants too.

for your listening pleasure: http://soundcloud.com/das-boy/sets/essential-mix/
Wow, awesome, ty
09-11-2011 , 05:42 PM
Anthony Bourdain on Joe Rogans podcast at 3pm pacific, go go gooooooo


http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
09-11-2011 , 05:54 PM
Been looking forward to this show a lot! Yesterdays show with Tim Ferriss was very interesting. I expect this one to be awesome as well.
09-11-2011 , 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clayton
Anthony Bourdain on Joe Rogans podcast at 3pm pacific, go go gooooooo


http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
Yeah, this has been solid so far
09-11-2011 , 08:31 PM
You should get some ads. Not 100% sure how it works w youtube but for stream they get pay X$ for every viewer viewing an ad. Extra money.
09-11-2011 , 09:27 PM
i can listen to songs on soundcloud but when i download them its a .flac file.. got some converter that didnt really work, any recs?
09-11-2011 , 09:29 PM
Do you have ******* turned on Plux? That's how he made that money, from video banner ads Edit: omg A D block is a censored word lol.

I would consider putting my on ads on the video for bongs or whatever . You could also create a t-shirt and sell via on of these stores:

http://www.zazzle.com/
http://www.spreadshirt.com/

Make the shirt, put a link to it in the description and in a box on the video.
09-11-2011 , 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sinner
i can listen to songs on soundcloud but when i download them its a .flac file.. got some converter that didnt really work, any recs?
I use Winamp and this plugin works http://www.winamp.com/plugin/flac-pl...inamp-5/131643
09-11-2011 , 09:32 PM
I meant ads IN the video. You know when you start a video and there's some 5-10sec random ad. Didn't mean the side google adsense

I'm not that high...

YET
l0o0o0l

btw
http://d3stash.com/streams/
09-11-2011 , 09:41 PM
Haha ah okay I see what you mean.

Speaking of streams, for those who haven't heard Justin.tv recently gave birth to twitch.tv which is dedicated to streaming competitive games so check that out if you are into that kinda stuff.
09-11-2011 , 09:43 PM
Found a pretty sick Halloween costume:

Spoiler:

      
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