So I am playing the dumbest human being I have ever encountered. He min 3bets 100%, cbets 100% and has literally folded twice I believe. He also play so slow its so annoyoing because he does the same thing on every hand. Unfortunately I cannot make a pair. I know he can have any two cards here and I am an idiot and try to make him fold here Then he snap sits out.

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $116.50
BB: $218.40

Pre-Flop: J 7 dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($10) K 4 A (2 Players)
BB bets $5, Hero raises to $18.50, BB calls $13.50

Turn: ($47) A (2 Players)
BB bets $17, Hero raises to $93 and is All-In, BB calls $76

River: ($233) 8 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $233 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed J 7 and LOST (-$116 NET)
BB showed 6 6 and WON $232.50 (+$117 NET)

he came back!!1

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $100
BB: $408.10

Pre-Flop: A 3 dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12) A 7 4 (2 Players)
BB bets $6, Hero raises to $17.50, BB raises to $29, Hero calls $11.50

Turn: ($70) T (2 Players)
BB bets $63, Hero raises to $65 and is All-In, BB calls $2

River: ($200) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $200 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed A 3 and WON $199.50 (+$100 NET)
BB showed Q 6 and LOST (-$99 NET)

haha wow pretty sick, I like that you were pure bluffing with no real draw and yet you had a bunch of outs anyway somehow.

yeah just gradually ease yourself into it, i used to struggle with 3-4 tables of 6 max (lol) when i started out

lol u serious?

Kaby wrote:
PM me for redline booster poaching

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($29.67)
($59.14)

Dealt to Hero Q A

raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, calls $1.75

FLOP ($5) 3 6 2

Hero bets $3.25, calls $3.25

TURN ($11.50) 3 6 2 K

Hero bets $8, calls $8

RIVER ($27.50) 3 6 2 K 2

Hero bets $15.92 (AI), calls $15.92

Hero shows Q A
(Pre 74%, Flop 69.9%, Turn 68.2%)

shows A 4
(Pre 26%, Flop 30.1%, Turn 31.8%)

Hero wins $58.84

Brag: Girlfriend woke up at 4 am while I was still playing cards - made me chocolate chop cookies.

brag:

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 877905
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $1770.75
BB: $569.65

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 Q
Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $20, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($40.00) K 8 T (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero raises to $66, BB raises to $160, Hero calls $94

Turn: ($360.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $190, Hero raises to $1590.75 all in, BB calls $199.65 all in

River: ($1139.30) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1139.30
Hero shows 9 Q (a straight, King high)
BB shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Eights)
BB wins $1138.80
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 877906
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $1906.65
BB: $475.45

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K A
Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $20, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($40.00) 4 7 3 (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero calls $24

Turn: ($88.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $72, BB calls $72

River: ($232.00) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1790.65 all in, BB requests TIME, BB calls $359.45 all in

Final Pot: $950.90
Hero shows K A (a pair of Sevens)
BB shows 6 4 (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
BB wins $950.40
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 877908
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $522.95
BTN/SB: $1336.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q K
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, BTN/SB calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) T J 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $24, BTN/SB calls $24

Turn: ($92.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $72, BTN/SB calls $72

River: ($236.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $164, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB calls $164

Final Pot: $564.00
Hero shows Q K (a pair of Eights)
BTN/SB shows Q A (a pair of Eights)
BTN/SB wins $563.50
(Rake: $0.50)



/sarcasm

fml -1.3k ev vs this donkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

it really looks like he just owned you...

thought you said girlfriend broke up with you at 4am and then made you cookies. was more impressed

but still solid win.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $104.55
BTN/SB: $95.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with J 3
BTN/SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2.00) 6 7 J (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN/SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($10.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN/SB raises to $14, Hero calls $7


River: ($38.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $85.55 all in, BTN/SB calls $76 all in

Final Pot: $190.00
Hero shows J 3 (four of a kind, Jacks)
BTN/SB shows 9 8 (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $189.50
(Rake: $0.50)

fish was shoving pre 30% of hands early and won 7 in a row
grinded some back then this gem came up to seal the deal

PartyGaming - $1 NL (2 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BB): $458.67
SB: $356.04

Hero posts SB $0.50, SB posts BB $1.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $1.50) Hero has 5 Q

Hero raises to $3.00, SB raises to $10.00, Hero calls $7.00

Flop: ($20.00, 2 players) Q T 7
SB checks, Hero bets $12.00, SB raises to $24.00, Hero calls $12.00

Turn: ($68.00, 2 players) 3
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($68.00, 2 players) 2
SB bets $50.25, Hero raises to $424.67 and is all-in, SB calls $271.79 and is all-in

SB shows Q A (One Pair, Queens)
Hero shows 5 Q (Flush, Queen High)
Hero wins $0.00
Hero wins $711.08

party rake pwned me though i only ended up winning ~20$ of his 92$ buy in

Where do you live? Kinda surprised to see that someone still has landline telephone.

lol thats the first thing i thought aswell

Is anybody who plays SSNL on iPoker noticing a significant downturn in traffic the last 2-3 weeks? I'm having trouble even getting in 2k hands a day.

2k hands a day is hard even at 100nl@stars, if ur not playing regs and 20bbs that is.

If you're talking about heads-up, WTF? 2K hands a day on single site? iPoker is still in 2006 or something?

can't say you didn't deserve this one, calling flop 3bet is beyond awful imo

Really? All throughout July i was getting 3-4k hands a day easily, and i'm not one of those super high volume guys, playing 6 max i only played ~40k hands/mo. I thought that was standard, July was my first month as just a HU player though.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/16...champs-850434/

just bumping that, have a little bit left if anyone is interested

SSNL + not bumhunting = easy 2k hands/day on just about any site.

If you don't want to sit regs yourself, then I guess it's not that easy, but you'll always get action at SSNL by sitting 2nd.


edit:
Actually not that easy to play 2k hands, but it's somewhat easy to get action for 2k hands.

Chinz im a bit dissapointed, why havent ive seen any strategy posts from you? I think you have alot of intresting things to say. The HU forum is just filled with everything but strategic posts these days.

i would post some strat, but every thread i open by the time i read the responses and am ready to post im too tilted