KING OF THE ****ING HILL ROSSA, LIKE A BOSS.

I'm finally moving into the 21st century and switching from pokertracker to HEM...any tips?

update on flips:

did 10 flips for 1k each vs i_will_muck at stars. 6x4 to him... then made a deal about 20 flip for 1k each w/ daevils. when we get at flip #19, we were breakeven, then we decided the last flip should be a big one:

Full Tilt Poker Game #19477534367: Table Shore (heads up, deep) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:01:01 ET - 2010/03/22
Seat 1: DaEvils ($10,000)
Seat 2: Coragyps111 ($10,000)
Coragyps111 posts the small blind of $25
ACRYL1C (Observer): good call d cat
DaEvils posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coragyps111 [6s 3d]
dev_aziz (Observer): gl
Coragyps111: omg
Coragyps111: 63o
dev_aziz (Observer): gl gl gl gl gl
Coragyps111 raises to $10,000, and is all in
DaEvils: wanna run it twice?
DaEvils:
Coragyps111: no
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils: i have 78o
Coragyps111: gambooool
DaEvils has requested TIME
DaEvils: gonna stove it
Coragyps111: what stove means?
DaEvils: look up %ages
DaEvils: i'm 67%
Coragyps111: plz lose conection!!! plz lose conection!!!!!
DaEvils: gl
Coragyps111: hehe
DaEvils: lololol
DaEvils: that's a goodo ne
Coragyps111: hehe
DaEvils calls $9,950, and is all in
Coragyps111 shows [6s 3d]
DaEvils shows [7d 8c]
D cat 23 (Observer): 6
*** FLOP *** [4c Td 5s]
*** TURN *** [4c Td 5s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [4c Td 5s 9h] [2h]
Coragyps111 shows a straight, Six high
DaEvils shows Ten Nine high
Coragyps111 wins the pot ($19,999.50) with a straight, Six high
DaEvils: fsdo
DaEvils: l'kaertgkwe
dev_aziz (Observer): yesss
DaEvils adds $5,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c Td 5s 9h 2h]
Seat 1: DaEvils (big blind) showed [7d 8c] and lost with Ten Nine high
Seat 2: Coragyps111 (small blind) showed [6s 3d] and won ($19,999.50) with a straight, Six high]

ship it.

i really want quit since i was 9k up in flips. (today i fliped just because its funny.. wasn't tilted or anything like that... actually i didn't play poker today). but i know sucks a lot when someone win a flip and quit after that. i have been in his shoes. so i gave to him 1 more flip, just 5k. (i was supposed to quit... so 5k is fair imo).

what a sick hand board ****** god!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #19477643511: Table Shore (heads up, deep) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:04:56 ET - 2010/03/22
Seat 1: DaEvils ($5,000)
Seat 2: Coragyps111 ($19,999.50)
DaEvils posts the small blind of $25
Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Coragyps111: setup lucky music
Coragyps111 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Coragyps111 [5s 7d]
D cat 23 (Observer): hehehehhe
ACRYL1C (Observer): THE ILLUMINATI WANTS MY MIND SOUL AND BODY
dev_aziz (Observer): go
Coragyps111: 75o
DaEvils: apparently real lucky
DaEvils: you're a lock
DaEvils has 15 seconds left to act
DaEvils: but i'm ahead
Coragyps111: say 54o plz
DaEvils raises to $5,000, and is all in
Coragyps111: damn
Coragyps111 calls $4,950
DaEvils shows [As 6s]
Coragyps111 shows [5s 7d]
*** FLOP *** [7c 4h 3s]
*** TURN *** [7c 4h 3s] [5h]
D cat 23 (Observer): 7
*** RIVER *** [7c 4h 3s 5h] [Ts]
DaEvils shows a straight, Seven high
Coragyps111 shows two pair, Sevens and Fives
DaEvils wins the pot ($9,999.50) with a straight, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7c 4h 3s 5h Ts]
Seat 1: DaEvils (small blind) showed [As 6s] and won ($9,999.50) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 2: Coragyps111 (big blind) showed [5s 7d] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fives

coragyps111 the best account ever at poker online. is it possible run better than me?

urubu get on skype and ill trade you more of your FTP flippament winnings for my stars cash

Sometimes you gotta fire the 3rd barrell!

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 603403
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $676.90
Hero (BB): $215.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 7 6
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, BTN/SB calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) 5 8 A (2 players)
Hero bets $26, BTN/SB calls $26

Turn: ($96.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $52, Hero raises to $162, BTN/SB calls $110

River: ($420.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $5.50 all in, BTN/SB folds

hahahahah this is gold!!!!!

lol epic hand

urubu are u up more lifetime in flips or poker?

flips obv.

Would you flip your life for a million dollars?

with the fliprungood he probably should

brag: my tableratings right now. yay 39bb/100 hands.

obviously lol sample size and NL 50, but I don't think i'll ever have as beautiful stats again so wanted to gloat.

Trying to decide whether to switch to cash from sngs, i hate being results oriented but I've been leaning towards cash

I love Scandinavians. They are never scared to put alot of money in. Sick hero call in 4bet pot deep

Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $385.10
BB: $193.50

Pre-Flop: K K dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $9, Hero raises to $30.50, BB calls $22

Flop: ($62) 6 2 5 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $52, BB calls $52

Turn: ($166) 5 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $302.10 and is All-In, BB calls $110.50 and is All-In

River: ($387) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $387 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed K K and WON $386.50 (+$193.50 NET)
BB showed 7 A and LOST (-$192.50 NET)

My contribution:

He timed down and called so I don't think it was a misclick, just wanted to gamble!

IPoker Network $1000.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $1030.00
BTN/SB: $1089.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BB with 4 Q
BTN/SB raises to $20, Hero raises to $80, BTN/SB raises to $230, Hero raises to $1030, BTN/SB calls $800

Flop: ($2060.00) 2 8 J (2 players)

Turn: ($2060.00) A (2 players)

River: ($2060.00) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $2060.00
BTN/SB shows 6 3
Hero wins $2059.00
(Rake: $1.00)

sick value shove.

So fricking unreal Stars has done nothing about this yet. I am blocking as many tables of Smallfrybigf and Morph2oo6 as long as they continue playing this "never leave good tables, sit out while not playing" game. I encourage you guys to do the same.

It gets me annoyed at how many people sit out for long period on the A tables - it takes ages at 1/2 to even find someone sitting in. I would really encourage people to block those table especially to people who regularly sit out all the time. It does a couple of things: fish looking for tables actually find a game and won't leave and play 6 max or whatever, faster for regs waiting to get action, clears up the lobby and doesn't give an incentive for people to sit at 5+ tables. Better for everyone apart from the people constantly sitting out.

I mean, it's not like they are eating lunch or something. 100% they are sleeping or away then 8 or 10 or 12 hours later when they are ready to play again they just sit in and insta have good tables while the rest of us have to try to scrounge for what's left. It's been this way for almost a year and Stars has done nothing to fix it. Every time I have emailed them about it after having to explain to them for the 50th time why it's unfair they give some BS answer about looking into solutions when they do nothing. Amazing that Full Tilt is actually trying to fix the problems over there and Stars does nothing while their problem is much, much, much worse. Time we start policing it ourselves.

Stars doesn't do anything because they know that fish go bust 20 times faster playing someone HU. From the point of view of the Stars business model they want the fishes' money to be circulating in the poker economy for as long as possible so they can rake it the maximum amount. If a fish sits with a bumhunter and goes broke in 10 minutes that money is gone and is unlikely to circulate the player pool. The truth is, most HU players are a parasite to the poker economy. This is why most sites pay little attention to HU... that and the fact that HU gamers overall generate little rake in comparison to 6 max and fullring.

If anything the current joke of a HU lobby on Stars suits them since there is less HU action overall and is probably the main reason why they have ignored the situation.

PS doesn't care about HU. Get over it.

I took my roll off there a long time ago.

Well I think it makes sense to sit out on these players - overall the HU regs will benefit from this - as I explained above.

Please not that topic again... I've seen some very good discussions the past few days and it comes again to tableblockers and reg sitting out and etc... Go on full tilt if you're US, or go on euro sites and play regs, decent players play against each other there.

Is it really the case that the A tables get that much more action? It seems like everybody assumes that. I never cared about where my table was at in the lobby...

its not even to do with A tables getting more action - it just means that there are a lot more table on the lobby - meaning fish take longer to find people to play or decide are a couple of times to not play HU and regs see so many tables out and decide to sit at 7 tables.

Urubu just shipped me 5k on FTP...his money brings the runbad. Now I see how he gets so tilted.



Edit: All at NL400