holy f urubu

i hate when i get pwned by a middle stakes reg. my ego can't deal w/ this!!! i H-A-T-E when a 3/6 or a 5/10 reg win vs me. i am supposed to soul read every middle stakes reg!!!!! this tilt me a LOT. plus backdoors tilt a TOONN. and i am playing a lot of plo nowadays... i can't deal w/ losing w/ top set + oesd vs an idiot who c/rai w/ bottom pair + gut shot on a 4bet pot and crash my top set + oesd for 500bbs pot.

about buy something to my dad, i am thinking about buy a harley-davidson to my father. he loves bikes and he don't have $16k to buy it. i really thinking about buying a harley davidson for him. everytime we walk around harley's store, he says ''wow son, look at this bike. soooo cool''. everytime he stop in front of the store and look for 5minutes. if he is driving on his car, he stop the car, leave the car and go to see ''his'' bike.

ps; reaction, w/ the money you won yesterday, you could buy 8x my car. and honeslty, if i was from a rich family, i wouldn't play poker as a job. i love poker, but would play sometimes 4fun.

hey urubu

in all seriousness if you trust me, I'll be your escrow. Leave yourself enough to play 2/4 or whatever limit you'd be happy with and focus on your tilt control. I'll hold onto the rest and if you lose whatever you have, at least you won't be able to flip the rest of your br. Also I'd suggest cashing out enough to pay the rent for this year + utilities + food.

buy him that and also pay off his house you selfish piece of ****

what's w/the hate man

definitely buy the bike urubu, + 10k for expenses

no hate, but cmon if his family is starving then just stop flipping. wow.

yes, I'm sure urubu is flipping while his dad is nutpeddling the street for left over hamburger wrappers and crumbs

i mean thats an exaggeration but im sure not nearly as much as you would think. urubu is prob flipping for larger amounts on a daily basis than his father is making in a year.

like i personally know that if i was making the money i make, urubu could make w/e and grew up in worse circumstances i wouldnt be able to live with myself if i was being as big of a degenerate as urubu is on a daily basis. grow the **** up you have the ability to change your family's life by clicking buttons on a ****ing computer screen, and you wanna cry about YOUR luck?

+1.


he tilts me so hard unintentionally because of his family situation and his degeneracy.

Come on guys, Urubu is hilarious.

I mean, tilting to the max and doing 50k flips for rollz while his sisters are probably reduced to selling themselves on the corner? He's the ultimate degen. How is that not funny.

Maybe my sense of humor is just too twisted idk. I blame 4chan

Hey ,IF good regulars willing to find bad regular for some cash i give
you one name : "alphalogos" , 1000 nl hu fish , as
he said he would play anybody from 2+2 and will win from anybody
His screenname on stars , full tilt, CEREUS is the same
"alphalogos" , he plays ultra agrresive raising 100% buttons and
3 bet like 30 percent but with very high CB and check raise.
LAg fish his 6max vpip : 40/ pfr 30 . VERY LAG AND very tilting one.
make him to loose few buy ins and he will be on mega MEGA TILT .
Do not be afraid of his good pokertableratings , large wins are from big fishes .
So if u are want semi ATM for u find him : "alphalogos" on stars, FT , CEREUS
WHy to wait fishes , this regular fish is ready to play anyone
I have not proper bankroll to play 1000 nl with ultra swings to be expected
against this lag fish.
Good luck to print some atm money from him

pretty sure i sat with him a few times on cereus and he just sits out.

What did durrrr said there plz : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqjPweIRHcw&NR=1 at 1min40

Hellmuth is tall.

no, you don't

he doesnt play me...

I wake up this morning and decide i'll try to get a grind session in before i go out

fish sits and wins @ sd 53% over 800 hands and takes 5bi off me at 10/20...
When the fish win at sd a lot like that, it makes for some of the most frustrating sessions ><



as far as i'm concerned, robustoo

was in the middle of typing out a longish post to this but its not even worth it. ur gonna do it again no matter what anyone says. i hope u at least cash out some money to buy ur dad something nice before u donk off the rest of ur bankroll like an idiot.

u got a rude awakening coming when u stop running so hot and u go broke 10-15 times doing this stupid BS.

53% wsd? try playing someone winning 80% sd

also posted in different forum, but figured people might have more experience with it here.

I have a great coach who helps me with my game, but aside from that I also want to keep improving by myself by watching videos.

Which sites have DRM free, downloadable video of HUNL cash, 200nl+? I will only download them to watch them on my iPod, so DRM free is a must. Which site has these options with the highest quality videos ?

I have. It happens so often in omaha it's ridiculous

you need to know his vpip to put it in perspective. if he plays 85 vpip and wins 53% of the time then you're getting majorly ****ed, but if he plays 20vpip youre probably killing him.

nobody can call with J high


€5/€10 No Limit Holdem
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (€2,452.53)
BB (€595.55)

Pre-Flop: (€15, 2 players) Hero is SB 6 J
Hero raises to €20, BB calls €10

Flop: 7 A 3 (€40, 2 players)
BB bets €40, Hero calls €40

Turn: A (€120, 2 players)
BB bets €40, Hero calls €40

River: 9 (€200, 2 players)
BB bets €495.55, Hero calls €495.55

Final Pot: €1,191.10
BB shows a pair of aces
5 2
Hero shows a pair of aces
6 J

Hero wins €1,190.10 (net +€594.55)

BB lost €595.55

haha holy **** thats a ballsy call sir^