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03-05-2011 , 01:51 PM

#37776

wyvo

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Originally Posted by thin fold

LOL

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03-05-2011 , 02:14 PM

#37777

TooCuriousso1

Golden 2017

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Originally Posted by PureDiesel

Warder, that perverted cop almost had sex with your wife and definetly had it with you, lol, thinking, get this biatch for taking my roll online, lmao.
That's why I prefer "3rd world country", because i can protect my decency, as i can tell him to chill, while making a phone call, throw him the 1K banknote (~$30) with the phone to talk to the right guy, and beeing released not said a word ever. I can even buy his cop-hat for another ~$15 and then do a street-race HU my car against police car with turned on syrenes and his partner waving us for the start with his traffic regulation stick for fun, then have couple beers and adios.
Swear I'm serious. Well, it's not that easy nowadays, but used to be exactly like this for very long time, now the only thing changed is price you have to pay.

lol

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Originally Posted by ISO

Maybe try not speeding?

f that

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03-05-2011 , 02:20 PM

#37778

VillainUnknown

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1st hand, villain insta quits - WTF - is this usual?

BB: $24.45 (48.9 bb)
Hero (SB): $50 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $8, Hero folds

Then of course the ying to the yang 2nd hand at the table (different villain).

SB: $20 (40 bb)
Hero (BB): $49 (98 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: ($1) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $6.50, Hero calls $6.50

Turn: ($14) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $13 and is all-in, Hero calls $13

River: ($40) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Spoiler:

Last edited by VillainUnknown; 03-05-2011 at 02:26 PM.

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03-05-2011 , 03:01 PM

#37779

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Originally Posted by notfreemoney

Try that and let us know how it works out for you. I am sure you are attempting to make a joke but the fact is there are so many morons out there that are horrible with dealing with cops. Don't try to justify yourself and don't make any excuses when dealing with them. They feed off that **** and it won't end well for you. If he just said yes I shouldn't have done this, I will move right away, it would have been fine. If a cop pulls you over for speeding don't feed him ******** that your late or you didn't realize it because that just makes them mad.

fwiw, i was pretty much joking, but its what id like to do in a perfect world. i wouldnt do that irl.

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03-05-2011 , 03:02 PM

#37780

kaytEE

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lost 5 BIs over 132 hands to a loose passive bum with 100% VPIP and 0% 3B + F23B. is this standard?

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03-05-2011 , 03:11 PM

#37781

MasterLJ

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Originally Posted by kaytEE

lost 5 BIs over 132 hands to a loose passive bum with 100% VPIP and 0% 3B + F23B. is this standard?

Not really that standard, but certainly happens. You should probably be way more inclined to hero fold against the stereotypical loose/passive than to hero call.

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03-05-2011 , 03:22 PM

#37782

mrrpb

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Originally Posted by kaytEE

lost 5 BIs over 132 hands to a loose passive bum with 100% VPIP and 0% 3B + F23B. is this standard?

Standard. Members of the 100club make it quick and lose it quicker.

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03-05-2011 , 03:43 PM

#37783

kaytEE

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he rarely initiate aggression. it was me value betting TPTK myself into villain's random 2 pairs hands. One of the last few hands involve trips + TK vs villain's full house when I decided to switch to "FU I CALL" mode. It was so frustrating that I mistook my TP+OESD as a flopped straight and ended up shove into his top set and wondered why the pot wasn't shipped to me.

@PureDiesel: I used to stay in third world country, and it's not that cool. cops are a bunch of f'ed up degens. even worse than criminals sometimes. anw which country were you referring to?

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03-05-2011 , 03:47 PM

#37784

Casch

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omg nice pot

http://www.highstakesnews.com/2011/0...-pot-in-macau/

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03-05-2011 , 03:51 PM

#37785

shiish

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Originally Posted by Casch

omg nice pot

http://www.highstakesnews.com/2011/0...-pot-in-macau/

[ ] true story

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03-05-2011 , 03:53 PM

#37786

Jekus

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,390

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Originally Posted by Casch

omg nice pot

http://www.highstakesnews.com/2011/0...-pot-in-macau/

this is fake, durrr loled at this rumor on his twitter

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03-05-2011 , 03:55 PM

#37787

Casch

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yea just saw it, right

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03-05-2011 , 04:10 PM

#37788

fattony7891

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well although i havnt looked a the hand or anything else durrr said about it, he would say that its fake. Unless he lived in a country where he wasnt gonna be taxed on it.

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03-05-2011 , 05:53 PM

#37789

kjemmy

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Nevar tilt when you run bad fellow HU-players

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03-05-2011 , 05:54 PM

#37790

MasterLJ

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Well done kjemmy

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03-05-2011 , 06:05 PM

#37791

kaytEE

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wow respect

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03-05-2011 , 06:19 PM

#37792

BreakYaNeck

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Originally Posted by kjemmy

Nevar tilt when you run bad fellow HU-players

My graph from yesterday looks almost identical to that lol. Good comeback

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03-05-2011 , 06:36 PM

#37793

kjemmy

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thanks guys, ended up 2,5k. long time since ive played 2,3k hands in a day. time to sleep z

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03-05-2011 , 06:58 PM

#37794

mrrpb

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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner

Live at 7pm PST and should be epic.

Sick feat Kjemmy.

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03-05-2011 , 07:01 PM

#37795

mrrpb

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3NVPOedkEk

Should de-tilt the worst tilters. Listen w/out video.

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03-05-2011 , 07:45 PM

#37796

MasterLJ

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Originally Posted by kjemmy

thanks guys, ended up 2,5k. long time since ive played 2,3k hands in a day. time to sleep z

lol really?

I gameselect pretty hard and am at 12k hands this month already. Albeit, about 1/3rd have been from lowstakes PLO.

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03-05-2011 , 08:04 PM

#37797

PaperWalls

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2.3k hands a day is kinda good i guess, im finding my self happy if I get to play about 1.5k hands.

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03-05-2011 , 08:09 PM

#37798

fjbourne

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

My graph from yesterday looks almost identical to that lol. Good comeback

haha same here. My ev line is almost perfectly straight at 0 with while going +-5k which is always fun

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03-05-2011 , 08:39 PM

#37799

imfromsweden

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

My graph from yesterday looks almost identical to that lol. Good comeback

Yea mine too, except that final spike goes the other direction.

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03-05-2011 , 09:10 PM

#37800

PaperWalls

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XWINK Skjervoy action again

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