*******HU CASH Regs thread*******
03-05-2011
, 01:25 AM
03-05-2011
, 02:51 AM
03-05-2011
, 08:25 AM
Quote:
Warder, i know what stakes you play. I'd tell the cop he's not getting his power trip today and tell him how worthless he is while telling him to stfu and write me my ticket (not advisable if it is a situation where he can arrest you though, if so leave the stfu part out)
Also ask for his name and badge # just to piss him off
Also ask for his name and badge # just to piss him off
03-05-2011
, 08:26 AM
Quote:
LJ,
I once had an experience with my wife that put me in a similar state of mind although not as bad as your ordeal. We were coming home from a trip to NYC and my wife had to go to the bathroom. As we pull into a rest top there are two arrows directing vehicles where to go, one for cars and the other for trucks(the parking lots are unattached to one another. Naturally, i pull into the car section of the parking lot only to find out that ever single parking space is taken up as well as a few additional spaces that people had turned into temporary parking spots. At this point she really has to go so i pull into the only spot that could fit a car and not block traffic flow in the parking lot. The only space was an area blocked off in front of a sidewalk ramp. Not wanting to block somebody in a wheelchair i stayed far enough away and off to the side to allow access. I put my 4ways on and my wife goes to the bathroom while i stay in the car.
Just as i see my wife coming out a state trooper pulls up beside me and motions for me to roll my window down.
Cop: What's wrong with you?
Me: I know, i'm really sorry officer.. it's just that there are actually no parking spaces in the.... he cuts me off.
Cop: I don't care, there are plenty of spaces over in the other lot (points)
Me: (at this point my wife has just come back and gotten in the car)Yeah there are, but the sign directed cars to this lot, and there's no way to get back over..
Cop: Apparantly you aren't understanding what i'm saying son, do you want a ticket. I could give you a $200 citation right now. How would you like that?
Me: I wouldn't like...
Cop: You need to shut up and listen, because all your doing is digging yourself deeper and deeper in the hole
Cop
directs his attention to my wife)You need to explain to your husband that i'm trying to him a favor. He did something wrong didn't he?
Wife: Yes he did officer
Cop: I could give him a ticket for that, couldn't I?
Wife: Yes you could officer.
Cop: I want you to tell your husband what he did wrong......go ahead.... tell him.
My wife proceeds to say exactly what he wants to hear.
Cop: He probably does this sort of thing a lot, doesn't he?
Wife: I think he just made a mistake, I don't think he meant to do it.
Cop: You don't have to stick up for him. He knows he did something wrong, isn't that right? (I nod)
Cop: (Looking back at me)I'll tell you what, because of your wife, I'm going to be nice and not give you a ticket. Instead of paying $200 for a ticket, you're going to take your wife out and spend $200 on her for dinner, is that understood? (Looks at my wife) Would you like if i did that for you?
Wife: Yes I would.
Cop: You're lucky she's got a lot more sense than you do. (Looks at wife) Ok well see to it that this sort of thing doesn't happen again. Have a nice day
I once had an experience with my wife that put me in a similar state of mind although not as bad as your ordeal. We were coming home from a trip to NYC and my wife had to go to the bathroom. As we pull into a rest top there are two arrows directing vehicles where to go, one for cars and the other for trucks(the parking lots are unattached to one another. Naturally, i pull into the car section of the parking lot only to find out that ever single parking space is taken up as well as a few additional spaces that people had turned into temporary parking spots. At this point she really has to go so i pull into the only spot that could fit a car and not block traffic flow in the parking lot. The only space was an area blocked off in front of a sidewalk ramp. Not wanting to block somebody in a wheelchair i stayed far enough away and off to the side to allow access. I put my 4ways on and my wife goes to the bathroom while i stay in the car.
Just as i see my wife coming out a state trooper pulls up beside me and motions for me to roll my window down.
Cop: What's wrong with you?
Me: I know, i'm really sorry officer.. it's just that there are actually no parking spaces in the.... he cuts me off.
Cop: I don't care, there are plenty of spaces over in the other lot (points)
Me: (at this point my wife has just come back and gotten in the car)Yeah there are, but the sign directed cars to this lot, and there's no way to get back over..
Cop: Apparantly you aren't understanding what i'm saying son, do you want a ticket. I could give you a $200 citation right now. How would you like that?
Me: I wouldn't like...
Cop: You need to shut up and listen, because all your doing is digging yourself deeper and deeper in the hole
Cop
directs his attention to my wife)You need to explain to your husband that i'm trying to him a favor. He did something wrong didn't he?Wife: Yes he did officer
Cop: I could give him a ticket for that, couldn't I?
Wife: Yes you could officer.
Cop: I want you to tell your husband what he did wrong......go ahead.... tell him.
My wife proceeds to say exactly what he wants to hear.
Cop: He probably does this sort of thing a lot, doesn't he?
Wife: I think he just made a mistake, I don't think he meant to do it.
Cop: You don't have to stick up for him. He knows he did something wrong, isn't that right? (I nod)
Cop: (Looking back at me)I'll tell you what, because of your wife, I'm going to be nice and not give you a ticket. Instead of paying $200 for a ticket, you're going to take your wife out and spend $200 on her for dinner, is that understood? (Looks at my wife) Would you like if i did that for you?
Wife: Yes I would.
Cop: You're lucky she's got a lot more sense than you do. (Looks at wife) Ok well see to it that this sort of thing doesn't happen again. Have a nice day
03-05-2011
, 08:42 AM
03-05-2011
, 10:07 AM
Say what you want but online poker is fkd up.
I mean do you know any1 who runs over ev long run?
When played on cake (120k hands) was down a lot, I mean under ev
last month on PS was down a lot with ev, and had so sick actions that decided to stop playing there, e.g 20bi in like 1k hands, most of them coolers.
today played session on FTP:
weeeeeee
I mean do you know any1 who runs over ev long run?
When played on cake (120k hands) was down a lot, I mean under ev
last month on PS was down a lot with ev, and had so sick actions that decided to stop playing there, e.g 20bi in like 1k hands, most of them coolers.
today played session on FTP:
weeeeeee
03-05-2011
, 11:15 AM
Quote:
LJ,
I once had an experience with my wife that put me in a similar state of mind although not as bad as your ordeal. We were coming home from a trip to NYC and my wife had to go to the bathroom. As we pull into a rest top there are two arrows directing vehicles where to go, one for cars and the other for trucks(the parking lots are unattached to one another. Naturally, i pull into the car section of the parking lot only to find out that ever single parking space is taken up as well as a few additional spaces that people had turned into temporary parking spots. At this point she really has to go so i pull into the only spot that could fit a car and not block traffic flow in the parking lot. The only space was an area blocked off in front of a sidewalk ramp. Not wanting to block somebody in a wheelchair i stayed far enough away and off to the side to allow access. I put my 4ways on and my wife goes to the bathroom while i stay in the car.
Just as i see my wife coming out a state trooper pulls up beside me and motions for me to roll my window down.
Cop: What's wrong with you?
Me: I know, i'm really sorry officer.. it's just that there are actually no parking spaces in the.... he cuts me off.
Cop: I don't care, there are plenty of spaces over in the other lot (points)
Me: (at this point my wife has just come back and gotten in the car)Yeah there are, but the sign directed cars to this lot, and there's no way to get back over..
Cop: Apparantly you aren't understanding what i'm saying son, do you want a ticket. I could give you a $200 citation right now. How would you like that?
Me: I wouldn't like...
Cop: You need to shut up and listen, because all your doing is digging yourself deeper and deeper in the hole
Copdirects his attention to my wife)You need to explain to your husband that i'm trying to him a favor. He did something wrong didn't he?
Wife: Yes he did officer
Cop: I could give him a ticket for that, couldn't I?
Wife: Yes you could officer.
Cop: I want you to tell your husband what he did wrong......go ahead.... tell him.
My wife proceeds to say exactly what he wants to hear.
Cop: He probably does this sort of thing a lot, doesn't he?
Wife: I think he just made a mistake, I don't think he meant to do it.
Cop: You don't have to stick up for him. He knows he did something wrong, isn't that right? (I nod)
Cop: (Looking back at me)I'll tell you what, because of your wife, I'm going to be nice and not give you a ticket. Instead of paying $200 for a ticket, you're going to take your wife out and spend $200 on her for dinner, is that understood? (Looks at my wife) Would you like if i did that for you?
Wife: Yes I would.
Cop: You're lucky she's got a lot more sense than you do. (Looks at wife) Ok well see to it that this sort of thing doesn't happen again. Have a nice day
I once had an experience with my wife that put me in a similar state of mind although not as bad as your ordeal. We were coming home from a trip to NYC and my wife had to go to the bathroom. As we pull into a rest top there are two arrows directing vehicles where to go, one for cars and the other for trucks(the parking lots are unattached to one another. Naturally, i pull into the car section of the parking lot only to find out that ever single parking space is taken up as well as a few additional spaces that people had turned into temporary parking spots. At this point she really has to go so i pull into the only spot that could fit a car and not block traffic flow in the parking lot. The only space was an area blocked off in front of a sidewalk ramp. Not wanting to block somebody in a wheelchair i stayed far enough away and off to the side to allow access. I put my 4ways on and my wife goes to the bathroom while i stay in the car.
Just as i see my wife coming out a state trooper pulls up beside me and motions for me to roll my window down.
Cop: What's wrong with you?
Me: I know, i'm really sorry officer.. it's just that there are actually no parking spaces in the.... he cuts me off.
Cop: I don't care, there are plenty of spaces over in the other lot (points)
Me: (at this point my wife has just come back and gotten in the car)Yeah there are, but the sign directed cars to this lot, and there's no way to get back over..
Cop: Apparantly you aren't understanding what i'm saying son, do you want a ticket. I could give you a $200 citation right now. How would you like that?
Me: I wouldn't like...
Cop: You need to shut up and listen, because all your doing is digging yourself deeper and deeper in the hole
Cop
directs his attention to my wife)You need to explain to your husband that i'm trying to him a favor. He did something wrong didn't he?Wife: Yes he did officer
Cop: I could give him a ticket for that, couldn't I?
Wife: Yes you could officer.
Cop: I want you to tell your husband what he did wrong......go ahead.... tell him.
My wife proceeds to say exactly what he wants to hear.
Cop: He probably does this sort of thing a lot, doesn't he?
Wife: I think he just made a mistake, I don't think he meant to do it.
Cop: You don't have to stick up for him. He knows he did something wrong, isn't that right? (I nod)
Cop: (Looking back at me)I'll tell you what, because of your wife, I'm going to be nice and not give you a ticket. Instead of paying $200 for a ticket, you're going to take your wife out and spend $200 on her for dinner, is that understood? (Looks at my wife) Would you like if i did that for you?
Wife: Yes I would.
Cop: You're lucky she's got a lot more sense than you do. (Looks at wife) Ok well see to it that this sort of thing doesn't happen again. Have a nice day
03-05-2011
, 11:44 AM
03-05-2011
, 12:02 PM
03-05-2011
, 12:23 PM
03-05-2011
, 12:25 PM
03-05-2011
, 12:45 PM
03-05-2011
, 01:33 PM
Quote:
Try that and let us know how it works out for you. I am sure you are attempting to make a joke but the fact is there are so many morons out there that are horrible with dealing with cops. Don't try to justify yourself and don't make any excuses when dealing with them. They feed off that **** and it won't end well for you. If he just said yes I shouldn't have done this, I will move right away, it would have been fine. If a cop pulls you over for speeding don't feed him ******** that your late or you didn't realize it because that just makes them mad.
I have had 1 bad cop and i'll tell that story when i'm next on, it's 430am and got to be up at 7am. Karma got his arse though
