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02-22-2009 , 10:44 PM

#1826

The Camel

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,202

Did anyone just see Natalie Portman present an oscar a few minutes ago?

She makes all the women Grow and Micky post look like 20 buck whores.

She is just perfection.

02-22-2009 , 10:47 PM

#1827

People_Mover

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,185

only down 4K in donkaments today. FML FML FML

02-22-2009 , 10:57 PM

#1828

dippy111

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,695

CHICKA CHICKA WHUA WHUA!!

Last edited by dippy111; 02-22-2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason: she is hawt tho

02-22-2009 , 11:01 PM

#1829

The Camel

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,202

02-22-2009 , 11:03 PM

#1830

NemoInDeniaL

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,697

Natalie Portman is amazing

02-22-2009 , 11:15 PM

#1831

ChicagoRy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 20,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by qihu00

Ah, so I'm frustrated with the dwindling numbers of the Stars HU tourney..it was always so much bigger last year. Now it always gets just over 256 entrants resulting in a ridiculous first round and much lower first prizes...sent the following email to stars. Maybe if a few more of us send similar emails they'll make some good changes.
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Hi Pokerstars,

I have a couple feedback points on this tourney. It used to fill at 512 entrants every week, nowadays it only gets around 250ish.

1) Why are no satellites run for this tourney? It is a regular weekly, and there is no other large buy-in Head's up tournament on Pokerstars
2) Why is registration only open 2 hours before the tourney rather than earlier? I assume that would affect some entrants as well.
3) A sister 'turbo' head's up tourament on Saturday or another week would be great.

I'd appreciate if this was read and forwarded to the correct people at Pokerstars, and a reply given to me if there are reasons against my points stated.

Thanks,

Qi

Qi ftw...

Also noteworthy to mention that they don't really announce this event in the system wide chat like other events. I think that has something to do with it too.

Sats would make the biggest difference imo.

02-23-2009 , 12:27 AM

#1832

Indiana

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,972

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Camel

Camel u'd completely crush this little lady and break every bone in her body LOL

02-23-2009 , 12:33 AM

#1833

The Camel

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,202

She's far too perfect to be touched by a mere mortal.

02-23-2009 , 12:44 AM

#1834

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,382

I mean natalie portman and I was disappointed at how she looked in real life. I am not saying she was ugly, but she looks better in pictures and on film. She is also a better film actress than stage actress.

02-23-2009 , 01:00 AM

#1835

whyzze

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,266

shes hot, but not really my cup of tea for some reason.

pic 3 is amazing though

02-23-2009 , 01:04 AM

#1836

sejje

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,426

Quote:

Originally Posted by whyzze

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pic 2 is amazing though

+1

02-23-2009 , 01:40 AM

#1837

-Vega-

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 465

Maan I just played the worst opp ive ever faced I think, but he wouldnt stop coolering me. Luckily he didnt know how to vbet so he coolered me in 50bb pots... it produced a weird graph though and I suppose it will make me look like a better player in my monthly one lol

02-23-2009 , 01:55 AM

#1838

citanul

Super Moderator

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,725

1) there is pretty low probability pic 3 is a real pic of natalie portman, imo.

2) i was about to come on before going to sleep to post a brag, that i had my biggest cash-only day ever today, +9200 at 2/4 hu. that brag was going to include a graph, and was going to make me happy, and was going to include a little frowny face where i was at +9650 and then i lost a 70/30 for a stack and had to quit to eat dinner, and then drank a lot at dinner so couldn't keep playing. however, my desktop computer no longer turns on. push button, nothing. no posted bios, nothing. fml.

Last edited by citanul; 02-23-2009 at 02:06 AM.

02-23-2009 , 01:56 AM

#1839

Dubois1212

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 273

Natalie Portman

Hard Gangster shiiiiit

02-23-2009 , 02:05 AM

#1840

citanul

Super Moderator

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,725

Quote:

Originally Posted by citanul

1) there is pretty low probability pic 3 is a real pic of natalie portman, imo.

2) i was about to come on before going to sleep to post a brag, that i had my biggest cash-only day ever today, +9300 at 2/4 hu. that brag was going to include a graph, and was going to make me happy, and was going to include a little frowny face where i was at +9650 and then i lost a 70/30 for a stack and had to quit to eat dinner, and then drank a lot at dinner so couldn't keep playing. however, my desktop computer no longer turns on. push button, nothing. no posted bios, nothing. fml.

i'd like to add that my friend charles rules, and made an educated guess which fixed my computer! woo. (an error during hard sleep mode, unplug, flip off power supply, wait, replug, reflip, presto!)

02-23-2009 , 02:22 AM

#1841

how_can_losing?

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 348

Sweet results Cit, congrats!

02-23-2009 , 02:41 AM

#1842

StreamlineR

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,963

did you play 4.5k hands of HU in one day ???

congratz on results

02-23-2009 , 02:58 AM

#1843

Grow

HU Forum Photographer

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoRy

It's not like grow or someone is going to convince you one way or the other.

Do it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Camel

Did anyone just see Natalie Portman present an oscar a few minutes ago?

She makes all the women Grow and Micky post look like 20 buck whores.

She is just perfection.

But my 20 buck whores have hair...

02-23-2009 , 03:01 AM

#1844

Grow

HU Forum Photographer

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,249

Her tits aren't that big, maybe Indy and Camel will like this one.

02-23-2009 , 04:06 AM

#1845

putdaWHUMPonum

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,338

ick

02-23-2009 , 05:02 AM

#1846

redCashion

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,443

Omg, this is poetry. I've never watched two superfish play each other,and it's pure comedy gold. I can't look away..

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 46754
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $1641.35
BTN/SB: $2620.50

Pre Flop: ($15.00)
BB says "lol", BTN/SB raises to $30, BB raises to $50, BB says "beef", BTN/SB calls $20

Flop: ($100.00) 5

4

2

(2 players)
BB bets $60, BTN/SB calls $60

Turn: ($220.00) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($220.00) J

(2 players)
BB bets $150, BTN/SB raises to $370, BB says "bad beef", BB says "u have set", BB raises to $590, BTN/SB raises to $2510.50 all in, BB calls $941.35 all in

Final Pot: $3282.70
BB shows J

4

(two pair, Jacks and Fours)
BTN/SB shows Q

A

(Ace Queen high)
BB wins $3282.20
(Rake: $0.50)

02-23-2009 , 05:24 AM

#1847

El Surgeon

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 100

Man, worst run of my life. Dropped over $300 playing 33's and 22's. So many coolers and beats, i'm heart broken. FOOK!

02-23-2009 , 06:00 AM

#1848

El Surgeon

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 100

lol. Wow. All the flips, i'm losing. I'm astonished. This is just brutal.

02-23-2009 , 06:29 AM

#1849

French_Kido

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 880

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Surgeon

lol. Wow. All the flips, i'm losing. I'm astonished. This is just brutal.

Nobody cares.

I hate your use of punctuation, if you read that sentence properly it sounds horrible.

02-23-2009 , 06:29 AM

#1850

Centuari

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,163

The quality in this thread has deteriorated so rapidly it's rediculous. You guys have forced me to show you how it's done:

A little something for everyone.

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