For some reason Stars just installed a new feature which means i can't actually win any hands that go to showdown. Please take it off thanks

brag:
1. run good in 3b pots
2. take super weird line that makes no sense
3. ???
4. profit!


Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $104.55
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $121.00
UTG: $51.85
MP: $69.80
CO: $162.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 6 7
3 folds, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $7

Flop: ($20.50) T 4 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($20.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $10, Hero raises to $30, BTN raises to $94.55 all in, Hero calls $64.55

River: ($209.60) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $209.60
BTN mucks K A
Hero shows 6 7 (a flush, Eight high)
Hero wins $206.60
(Rake: $3.00)


Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG: $63.10
UTG+1: $183.05
MP1: $100.00
MP2: $100.00
CO: $132.00
BTN: $100.00
Hero (SB): $100.00
BB: $82.75

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with A 2
2 folds, MP1 raises to $3, 3 folds, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, MP1 calls $7

Flop: ($21.00) 3 6 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Turn: ($21.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $12, Hero raises to $34, MP1 raises to $90 all in, Hero calls $56 all in

River: ($201.00) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $201.00
MP1 shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows A 2 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins $198.00
(Rake: $3.00)


beat:

Brag. WTF??? Unknown villain. He's really good, he needs to come back and play more rush. He knows how to value hands 125bb deep.

I was really expecting QQ, 99, or AA. Couldn't figure TJ, but perhaps KQ.


Full Tilt - $0.50 NL RUSH - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

CO: $41.50
Hero (BTN): $75.25
SB: $66.40
BB: $50.50
UTG: $51.00
UTG+1: $62.35
MP: $29.75
MP+1: $51.50
LP: $37.10

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has K K

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3.50, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.75, 2 players) 9 Q K
UTG+1 bets $3.75, Hero raises to $12.00, UTG+1 calls $8.25

Turn: ($31.75, 2 players) 6
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $22.50, UTG+1 calls $22.50

River: ($76.75, 2 players) 3
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $25.75, UTG+1 calls $24.35 and is all-in

Hero shows K K (Three of a Kind, Kings) (PreFlop 72%, Flop 94%, Turn 100%)
UTG+1 mucks Q A (One Pair, Queens) (PreFlop 28%, Flop 6%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins $122.45

brag: was stuck ten buyins and ended up winning on the day.
beat: .34c an hour

fav. hand of the day

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $174.60
BTN: $36.40
SB: $50.20
BB: $105.75
UTG: $6.00
UTG+1: $95.90
UTG+2: $134.70
Hero (MP1): $550.55
MP2: $59.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with A A
UTG raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 5 folds, UTG calls $3

Flop: ($8.75) 2 8 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.50, UTG raises to $1, Hero raises to $1.50, UTG raises to $2 all in, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($12.75) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($12.75) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

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saw flop

MP3 ($14.59)
CO ($12.61)
Hero (Button) ($42.62)
SB ($24.91)
BB ($24.09)
UTG ($58.75)
UTG+1 ($26.57)
MP1 ($10)
MP2 ($25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, K
6 folds, Hero bets $0.75, 1 fold, BB raises to $2.35, Hero calls $1.60

Flop: ($4.80) J, 3, 4 (2 players)
BB bets $2.96, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold

Total pot: $10.72 | Rake: $0.52

^^ k-7 is my favorite hand

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saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($25.31)
BB ($31.09)
UTG ($35.04)
UTG+1 ($4.68)
MP1 ($25.18)
MP2 ($12.31)
CO ($36.07)
Hero (Button) ($25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, 7
5 folds, Hero bets $0.75, SB raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.25) 10, 5, 8 (2 players)
SB bets $3.25, Hero calls $3.25

Turn: ($10.75) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($10.75) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

Total pot: $18.75 | Rake: $0.91
Main pot: $18.75 between SB and Hero, won by Hero

Results:
Hero had K, 7 (flush, King high).
SB mucked A, A (two pair, Aces and threes).
Outcome: Hero won $17.84

^^ villain: hahha your such a idiot calling k-7o in 3bet pots... me : k-7 is the nuts!!.... utg: & not to mention he called the flop with a KIGH HIGH FLUSH

who woulda thunk it and then he lost a stack and left like 5hands later... k-7 is the nuts and putting regs on tilt daily!!

ridiculous heater

graph says it all

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Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players - View hand 1203185
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MP2: $7.56
CO: $64.94
BTN: $19.75
SB: $8.42
BB: $25.00
UTG: $15.15
UTG+1: $23.45
Hero (UTG+2): $122.33
MP1: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+2 with A A



2 folds, Hero raises to $0.70, MP1 calls $0.70, 2 folds, BTN raises to $1.75,



2 folds, Hero raises to $122.33 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls $18 all in, BTN shows Q A ,



Flop: ($40.55) J K A (2 players - 2 are all in)





Turn: ($40.55) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)



River: ($40.55) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $40.55
BTN shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins $38.53
(Rake: $2.02)

its a 80bb pot why would you care? If this was like 400bb deep the images would make sense to me.

[ ] 80bb pot

lol whoops i mean your only winning 80bb

yes, I am only winning 80bb. post is obv done for entertainment. i don't know why this is hard to understand. w/e. I won't post in these threads again. Have fun with these guys

ive officially learned to soulread/play perfect poker


Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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CO: $53.80
BTN: $54.95
SB: $134.90
BB: $65.75
UTG: $51.55
Hero (UTG+1): $132.20
MP: $110.80

MP posts a big blind ($0.50)

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is UTG+1 with A Q
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, 3 folds

Flop: ($7.25) 8 6 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($7.25) A (2 players)
Hero bets $4.75, CO calls $4.75

River: ($16.75) T (2 players)
Hero bets $9.00, CO calls $9

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 5 players
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UTG: $116.25
CO: $59.30
Hero (BTN): $102.95
SB: $65.40
BB: $125.00

Pre Flop: ($1.25) Hero is BTN with ANY TWO CARDS
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.75) 8 3 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, BB calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $7.50, BB raises to $22, Hero raises to $97.35 all in, BB folds

sigh, sunday poker

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($49.80)
BB ($50)
UTG ($16.05)
UTG+1 ($50)
UTG+2 ($24.90)
MP1 ($69.90)
Hero ($50)
CO ($21.75)
BTN ($20.20)

Dealt to Hero T J

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, CO calls $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, fold, fold

FLOP ($5.25) K K T

Hero bets $4, CO folds, BTN calls $4

TURN ($13.25) K K T 7

Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10

RIVER ($33.25) K K T 7 5

Hero checks, BTN bets $4.70 (AI), Hero calls $4.70

Hero shows T J
(Pre 68%, Flop 66.7%, Turn 79.5%)

BTN shows 2 8
(Pre 32%, Flop 33.3%, Turn 20.5%)

BTN wins $40.55

it can make two straights AND two flushes

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
BB ($105)
($47.75)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($72.80)
Hero ($116)
MP1 ($50)
CO ($52.95)

Dealt to Hero A J

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, fold, BB calls $1

FLOP ($3) J 8 8

BB bets $2.50, Hero calls $2.50

TURN ($8) J 8 8 Q

BB bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50

RIVER ($19) J 8 8 Q 9

BB checks, Hero checks

BB shows 5 T
(Pre 32%, Flop 3.8%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows A J
(Pre 68%, Flop 96.2%, Turn 90.9%)

BB wins $18.05

Is this run good or run bad? Villain is obv fish

PokerStars - €0.50 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: €68.40
UTG: €77.55
UTG+1: €50.00
MP: €71.00
Hero (MP+1): €71.95
CO: €50.00
BTN: €23.00
SB: €38.45

SB posts SB €0.25, BB posts BB €0.50

Pre Flop: (€0.75) Hero has A A

fold, fold, MP raises to €1.00, Hero raises to €4.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, MP calls €3.00

Flop: (€8.75, 2 players) 3 9 Q
MP checks, Hero bets €7.50, MP calls €7.50

Turn: (€23.75, 2 players) 5
MP checks, Hero bets €18.50, MP calls €18.50

River: (€60.75, 2 players) K
MP checks, Hero checks

MP shows Q Q (Three of a Kind, Queens) (PreFlop 19%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)
Hero mucks A A (One Pair, Aces) (PreFlop 81%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
MP wins €58.75

^ def running good.

Dude, who cares. Let him have his fun. It's BBV afterall.

Yeah probably here's some run bad then to even things out a bit

Villain in both hand is a lol Tag semi reg. Well played sir.....nhs

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP+1: $36.90
CO: $344.50
BTN: $101.75
SB: $101.20
BB: $60.80
UTG: $76.05
Hero (UTG+1): $58.10
MP: $47.40

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50, MP+1 posts ante $0.10, CO posts ante $0.10, BTN posts ante $0.10, SB posts ante $0.10, BB posts ante $0.10, UTG posts ante $0.10, Hero posts ante $0.10, MP posts ante $0.10

Pre Flop: ($1.55) Hero has K A

UTG raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.00, MP calls $5.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($16.55, 3 players) K J 2
UTG checks, Hero bets $8.50, MP calls $8.50, fold

Turn: ($33.55, 2 players) 5
Hero bets $14.00, MP calls $14.00

River: ($61.55, 2 players) T
Hero bets $20.50, MP calls $19.80 and is all-in

Hero shows K A (One Pair, Kings) (PreFlop 75%, Flop 83%, Turn 91%)
MP shows Q A (Straight, Ace High) (PreFlop 25%, Flop 17%, Turn 9%)
MP wins $98.15

PokerStars - $0.50 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP+1: $96.45
LP: $68.95
CO: $133.40
BTN: $279.25
SB: $106.10
BB: $60.00
UTG: $67.75
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
MP: $76.30

SB posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50, MP+1 posts ante $0.10, LP posts ante $0.10, CO posts ante $0.10, BTN posts ante $0.10, SB posts ante $0.10, BB posts ante $0.10, UTG posts ante $0.10, Hero posts ante $0.10, MP posts ante $0.10

Pre Flop: ($1.65) Hero has Q Q

UTG raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $3.50

Flop: ($11.65, 2 players) J T 7
UTG checks, Hero bets $7.50, UTG calls $7.50

Turn: ($26.65, 2 players) 3
UTG bets $17.00, Hero raises to $37.40 and is all-in, UTG calls $20.40

River: ($101.45, 2 players) 9

UTG shows Q K (Straight, King High) (PreFlop 31%, Flop 42%, Turn 25%)
Hero shows Q Q (One Pair, Queens) (PreFlop 69%, Flop 58%, Turn 75%)
UTG wins $98.45

He might be a reg but he's not very good. He would get my crappy player tag.

very standard baja... if you posted with a full tilt tag then ide be worried

one of those days

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($14.70)
Hero ($54.70)
UTG ($55.50)
UTG+1 ($32.50)
UTG+2 ($13.70)
MP1 ($50)
MP2 ($56.70)
CO ($28.80)
BTN ($33.75)

Dealt to Hero A 8

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.75, Hero calls $0.50

FLOP ($4) T 6 4

SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 folds, BTN folds, SB calls $4.50

TURN ($16) T 6 4 Q

SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $7.70 (AI)

RIVER ($31.40) T 6 4 Q 7

SB shows 7 8
(Pre 28%, Flop 24.2%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows A 8
(Pre 72%, Flop 75.8%, Turn 81.8%)

SB wins $29.85

in before "when you don't wanna wake up"