I guess it's just that time of the month.

How have we not had any HU4Rollz challenges yet??

HU4ROLLZ me

If anything, this reaffirms that I actually know Spanish and didn't just type some sh.it into google translate (since when you do that, you get "Me encantaría si su hermana podría chuparme la polla."
Sorry, I forgot it was subjunctive
Damn. If this was me I'd kill myself. Not b/c I'm running that under EV, but because I'm somehow able to tolerate playing this much internet poker. Hard to think of anything more soul destroying (other than reading my threads and posts obv).

no. Your thing was here on 2p2, i dont have ur stats and i dont know you, sorry. I never called a 4b with KT.

btw fr 5c\10c ( 80% usd)

Next month put more 3 graphs of 2 and 5 mostly and wish 25.

subd!

ok read the last 4 pages. unsubd. ha

hello hurtnycde.

wuts that

Just played in 28 6 max hypers ... cash in ZERO.

Stars confirmed rigged, my revenge will go in these stages.

1. Purchase nuke bomb off Ebay as long as postage is not too expensive.

2. Learn to fly a plane and get my pilots license.

3. Hire plane and attach above mentioned nuke bomb.

4. Fly to Stars HQ and drop bomb.

I should accomplish above steps within the week ... get your cash out whilst you can.

you should drop that nuclear weapon on Washington instead imo. umm also im no expert on the aoe of nuclear weapons but isn't England very close to the Isle of man?

I live in North Wales ... ill be safe, dont really mind if half of England is taken out

Someone's just been flagged and put on a terror watch list. Wath out mate.

People arrested for dumb **** they posted on Facebook
http://www.businessinsider.com/peopl...ts-2013-7?op=1

Cardiff City blue birds 4L

Just get the ferry to Isle of Man and then the bus.

End of July-August Results

Whirlpool



Arp



And Baade...



Thought I had Arp figured out but hit ds/played bad last week or so. Results could be better. Spewed a bit too. Need to play A-game all the time, really tough though to be consistent.

Real goal is to move to 6max though and get to Triangulum. But Baade owns my soul every time. Hard to get anything going at that limit.

Anyways, a good month all in all. Will probably do a mix of Baade and Arp next month and try finish the year at Triangulum.

I sat at a 250bb deep table this morning. My first hand, I got AA vs KK all in on the flop in a 5 bet pot blind vs blind. I was fist pumping because of how good I am. Until I saw the ***** K on the river.. I couldn't believe it! I instantly slammed my computer and it restarted!!! I run THE WORST!!!
Can you believe it? I ran more than 4 buy ins under ev that session and MY GOD! My WR with all ins adjusted for EV was like +20000 but my WR was -25000!!!!! Can you believe it?!

KK fold pre

Poker Stars €0.05/€0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 2568351
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): €13.68
SB: €7.92
BB: €13.74
UTG: €5.00
UTG+1: €10.15
MP: €12.15
CO: €10.00

UTG posts a big blind (€0.10)

Pre Flop: (€0.25) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG checks, 1 fold, MP raises to €0.40, CO raises to €1.20, 5 folds

Final Pot: €1.05
CO wins €1.05
(Rake: €0.00)

AA- Limp\shove , never gets old
Poker Stars €0.05/€0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 2568353
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (MP2): €12.43
CO: €8.02
BTN: €9.48
SB: €10.00
BB: €9.53
UTG: €12.88
UTG+1: €11.50
MP1: €10.35

Pre Flop: (€0.15) Hero is MP2 with A A
3 folds, Hero calls €0.10, CO raises to €0.20, 2 folds, BB raises to €0.30, Hero raises to €12.43 all in, 1 fold, BB calls €9.23 all in

Flop: (€19.31) T 5 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (€19.31) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (€19.31) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: €19.31
Hero shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
BB shows J T (two pair, Tens and Fives)
Hero wins €18.44
(Rake: €0.87)

I had a look at that link, quite shocked at some of the stuff some people decided to say .... it takes all sorts i suppose.

I do not have a Facebook account so im safe for now, although i suppose i could use my sons account

I might open my own account some day ...

Well, given that a forum of this nature is even more public than Facebook you might have more to worry about.

Ive closed my curtains ... just in case.

hahahaa

275 hours
Cash game 4000$
Tournaments 28400$
Rakeback 15700 VPPs + 120$ from other site
Overall winnings about 33000$

Got to say that i´m really happy with the month. At first i planned to play 325 hours(lol) of poker, it was almost reachable but the tourney hit screw everything up , but hey its the most ive played in a month.
Made a little fun bet with benabadbeat that i will make the 325 hour mark, 100$ was up for grabs. I was so confident that i sent the hundo to him as soon as he took the bet .
Had 3 "days" when i grinded over 24 hours, 27 hours was the max.

Biggest lesson learned from this month, quantity<quality.
Beginning of the month played 24 tables like a robot, end of the month cut the tables and moved up.

Graph missing about -200$ of losses.

Give that man a cigar.