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04-11-2011 , 04:29 PM

#23351

poonis

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 590

Quote:

Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

you move peoples seats when you valet? douche

I'm always shocked when my seat's NOT moved by mechanics. I'm 5'3 and have to sit up to the wheel like an old lady =)

04-11-2011 , 04:38 PM

#23352

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooners

Unless you work out 4-7 times a week, you could probably weigh 200 lbs and look perfectly healthy, despite having a big "frame". Also, most people are generally clueless in estimating taller people's weight.

Yeah, I've already made it a goal to hit up the gym really frequently when finals are over in less than a month. My summer job only calls for me to work three days a week, so there's no damn excuse for me to not be in that gym a whole hell of a lot. Someone should quote this post back to me in mid-May to make sure that I'm not welching on this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

holy **** LKJ is fat wtf my world is ending (well not fat, but a big man)

6 ' 4 " 240

you're a HOSS! a physically massive LKJ is not what i ever imagined

no wonder why you couldnt get chicks on the couch! you need a bigger couch!

Haha. I am a hoss, that's for sure.

04-11-2011 , 04:42 PM

#23353

goofyballer

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 70,719

Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

I could afford to drop about 20 I think.

You should do this, imo. I dropped like 20-30 pounds last year (from 6'3" ~215 to 190), felt much better after doing it, does a lot for your confidence.

04-11-2011 , 04:43 PM

#23354

goofyballer

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 70,719

Quote:

Originally Posted by il_martilo

I'm official with the gf but that's about it I think. I don't really think TRing how I did it is particularly necessary.

Oh, so it's no big deal I guess...

Quote:

Originally Posted by il_martilo

My mind is as blown by this as yours would all be if I TR'ed what happened to me this weekend.

Wait wat?

04-11-2011 , 04:46 PM

#23355

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

You should do this, imo. I dropped like 20-30 pounds last year (from 6'3" ~215 to 190), felt much better after doing it, does a lot for your confidence.

Yeah, I plan to. See above. I've been meaning to for a while and had already set this as a summer goal a couple of weeks ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

Oh, so it's no big deal I guess...

Wait wat?

He's the new Karak. Try to keep up.

04-11-2011 , 04:57 PM

#23356

thebigeasy59

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 19,503

guys you're doing it wrong.

PLEASEESEEEEEEEEEEE ilm you have to tell us what happened! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

04-11-2011 , 05:04 PM

#23357

fishmeout

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,221

lol count me in the same boat as everyone else thinking you were a shorty.

il was about to get it in this weekend but then something bad happened. calling it.

04-11-2011 , 05:05 PM

#23358

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,732

What in the blue ****. I do not have a short person's personality.

04-11-2011 , 05:08 PM

#23359

Henry17

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 27,710

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

guys you're doing it wrong.

+1

Fat is bad but being under-weight is also not good. The idea is to replace fat with muscle not just get less heavy.

04-11-2011 , 05:09 PM

#23360

fishmeout

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,221

come to think of it, hoss is about the perfect word to describe you, too. since you're all country and ****.

04-11-2011 , 05:16 PM

#23361

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,732

Henry just grunched TBE's short post and gave it a +1 before talking about something different than TBE was talking about.

04-11-2011 , 05:42 PM

#23362

thebigeasy59

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noticed that too. honored.

04-11-2011 , 05:51 PM

#23363

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,724

cut him a break. henry17 just isn't as perceptive and analytical as the rest of us here!

04-11-2011 , 06:02 PM

#23364

Henry17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LKJ

Henry just grunched TBE's short post and gave it a +1 before talking about something different than TBE was talking about.

I've only slept three hours in the last fourty-eight. That I'm not yet posting in stream of conscious mode is pretty good.

04-11-2011 , 07:36 PM

#23365

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,732

Somehow I felt the need to nit that up via my Blackberry right before passing out on my bed for a mid-day nap. It's comforting to know that I'm even an ass when I'm barely conscious.

04-11-2011 , 11:31 PM

#23366

LKJ

Smugly Contemptuous

Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 93,732

What the **** kind of stupid thread name is this?

04-11-2011 , 11:54 PM

#23367

Mittens

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 4,707

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duerig

Mittens,

Weird I am also from Boston and was in Chicago this weekend, and even at The Hange uppe or something (which I'm pretty sure is considered old town) Friday night. I don't remember seeing a giant mitten in a sweater vest however.

I was at the Hangge uppe on Friday night too (2:30am to 4:00 am maybe?). I was the 6'0 brown haired guy with the checked oxford and linen pants. I was also probably the only guy in that place carrying around a grey cashmere topcoat. I was talking to a waitress about her acting career in the downstairs section for a good deal of that time.

04-12-2011 , 01:30 AM

#23368

kvh

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 216

congrats imo

04-12-2011 , 01:33 AM

#23369

zzthe3rd

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 2,422

LURVEEEEEEE ITT

wooooooooooooo ilM

04-12-2011 , 01:35 AM

#23370

Spurious

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 18,593

Great TR!

04-12-2011 , 01:36 AM

#23371

LKJ

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04-12-2011 , 01:37 AM

#23372

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

Quote:

Originally Posted by il_martilo

My mind is as blown by this as yours would all be if I TR'ed what happened to me this weekend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by il_martilo

Fine, I'll TR.

Things moved a lot with lady friend (now gf) this weekend. We went to a dance together and it could not have gone better. We had discussed whether we were actively seeing other people a few weeks ago and had both been honest that we had cut everything off. I met a lot of her friends and we had a wonderful night hanging out and drinking with another couple that she knew. I thought about it a fair amount and realized that I was ready/wanted to go official with her. At one point in the night she asked me to come for a brief walk with her for a second, only to pull me behind an obscure door away from the action and attack me. After about 15 seconds (I was momentarily taken by surprise) she says a simple, "sorry, couldn't wait until later to do that" and we continue on. We ventured outside to beautiful Michigan weather and the sun was setting in the direction we were walking. So I asked her.

It also happened to be the first night we spent together. When I'm at home I typically stay with my parents but this time I didn't bother telling them I was flying into town. They would have never have let me spend the night and screw that, it was way overdue.

We eventually returned to the dance and she re-introduced me to the other couple as her boyfriend. The girl gave her a funny look and then immediately understood while the guy was a little slower. It was humorous. Finally, the dance ended and we agreed to meet the other couple at a campus bar in 45 or so. Just enough time to swing by her apartment and fool around/pregame a little.

That was pretty standard. All things considered it actually stayed pretty PG. We had a few drinks and went out. The next few hours were spent meeting a ton of random friends/people and continuing to hang out with the other couple. So many of her girlfriends said "omgomgomg you guys are the cutest couple ever" that I lost track somewhere in the 14 range, it was completely insane. It will never cease to amaze me how gaga girls get over new relationship stuff.

Around 130 we said goodbye to the other couple and went back to her place. I was both excited for what was about to happen and impressed that we hadn't attacked each other full on in the 7hrs we had been hanging out already. We hadn't had time before the dance because my flight got in only about 1.5hrs before it began.

I'm guessing 30 seconds passed between entering her apartment and being mostly de-clothed. I simply have not experienced such raw physical chemistry with another person in my entire life. Add the fact that she's awesome/we have a great personal relationship and I'm not surprised that I'm completely comfortable getting more serious with her. But anyways, it was on. Like Donkey Kong.

Even before Friday, we had already run out of things to do that weren't sex. OTOH we had had that talk and I discovered she was slightly more conservative than I am (seriously, she's like my clone) but very serious about us doing it in the future. I was fine with that.

So we're doing the "usual" for 20 or 30 minutes, except it was somehow even better than it normally is. At some point she asks me if I'm ready. "Ready for what?" I asked, but before she spoke her eyes told me everything I needed to know. I nodded because I was. I couldn't possibly be more comfortable with her and the situation was perfect, as I imagined it would be the whole time.

We paused for a second to make the necessary preparations (we decided to keep it handy just in case), eased back into things, and after a few minutes I looked at her and I think we had the exact same smile. It was time.

And that was that. This girl does things to me that I didn't previously think possible and it still far exceeded anything I could have imagined. In the grand scheme of things I'm sure it sucked as it was both our first time. But that's not important-- honestly I couldn't be happier that I waited.

Sorry but this doesnt live up to the hyping...Everybody already assumed that happened....

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