good luck finding a theatre thats playing it.

Yep, I'm too busy scoring GOALZZZZZ (game-winners, at that!)

Tip for mackin the fly honeyz for Nov. 7, 2010.

If said honey sleeps for an extraordinary amount of time time one night, like 13 hours (and that's counting the extra hour for daylight savings, so 14 hours), it's not a good idea to call her Tits Van Winkle the next day.

haha il mart i was soooo confused by the "and 127 hours came out this week" part of your post, but just saw that its a movie called "127 hours" about that guy who got stuck rofl. looks pretty sick.

Yeah he gets stuck for 127 hours and then he gets rescued, take your gf to see it, it is the heartwarming story of the year. Nice warm and fuzzy ending that girls will like.

WHO WANTS GIRLS TO FEEL GOOD THOUGH AM I RITE

banged nursery room girl again. she wanted me to talk during it which made me really uncomfortable lol.

also she was the absolute worst at head and actually left hickeys on me which tilts me

D0000000000DS

keep doing what you do. dont hold bakl

IM guessing the hickeys are not on your dick right? If so lol...

But hickeys in general are the nut worst....

I don't agree. They look scummy and I wouldn't wanna see family or colleagues, but it's sort of funny and also a nice brag that some chick went nuts on you. If you're just at school and don't need to worry about seeing anyone important, go for it imo

Jetto! Welcome back man!

My ex-gf used to want me to give her hickeys on her chest so she would see them when she showers in the morning and think of me. True.

same, but current.

She was also obsessed with my scent. Anyone else encounter this? she had to have at least 2-3 articles of clothing of mine in her room at a time, and they had to be swapped out/refreshed with my smell every 5-6 days. She had a favorite sweatshirt of mine she considered hers (and never gave back!), and made me wear it like once a week so I could "refresh" it with my scent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAlcigvf2cU

lol hof

ANY OF YOU ******S GOT THAT MAC AND CHEESE 2

so i got set up with a date for a sorority "date party." basically each girl invites 1 guy with them and we go on a yacht out of the santa barbara harbor for a few hours and get *********. I know nothing about my date other than her name, and apparently she's seen some pics of me and i'm "her type." I think I'm pretty much a lock and i'm just wondering how you guys would proceed in this situation as I'm not super experienced on these types of things.

1. Get tipsy before you meet/meat her(since your anxious/nervous)
2. get more drunk while you are with her but not to the point where you cant **** a broad
3. Make sure you have condoms
4. scout/plan out a place to **** the **** out of her
5. Dont manage to **** this up
6. ???????
7. Profit

I mean its a frat/sorority date night, its not like you have to woo her

Also is it completely standard for there to be like 3x more girls per a sorority than guys in a frat?

That seems hella(im going to start using this cause im coo like that, also using coo too) awkward for those who dont get a date(aka all guys get dates and like 50 girls are left to just take pictures i guess?).

Also i should reiterate that learning to do basic dance moves and not look completely foolish is extremely +EV, i bet my friend that i could get two girls to dance with me throughout the night without saying a single word...ship the win

just act normal and treat it like shes your date. dance etc, dont get too *********, be interesting.

i have matching these on both sides of my neck

i completely forgot about it until i strolled into the house at 10am and my mom says "based on your neck i hope you wore a condom last night". i think they're the worst. pretty sure girls do it just to **** block you for the immediate future
was gonna post this when i read his post

Hard to see, but this was like two weeks ago:



Also my Spanish teacher(who is like 32 and pretty hot for a teacher) called me out on it in class...

She was like "Cody, how dare you come into my class with hickeys"
Me: "Would it of been better if i just didnt come?"
She: "Just put your hoodie up, I dont want to have to see that, next time dont be so trashy"(In a joking manner, shes always acting liek one of the students and poking fun at people)
Me: "You think i gave these too myself?"
Her: "Hey, hoodie, up now"

Luckily there re about 0 hot girls in my spanish class, so i wasnt that worried. (Its actually not that lucky overall but that day it was a positive)

itt everyone posts pics of their awkward looking necks with hickeys on them