"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes - Page 221

My TR From last night, with ONLY cliffs.

- Girls that are 3/10 need loving too.
- Especially two at a time.
- Alcohol is the best social lubricant of all time
- Got up and drank 2 more beers and played cards late last night after they went to bed
- Slept til 1pm. Woke up with brunch on the bar and the ladies gone. True story - I run good.

04-24-2010 , 02:03 PM

#5502

il_martilo

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hahahaha WOW.

Drunk ILM is in looooooooove.

04-24-2010 , 02:06 PM

#5503

thebigeasy59

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3/10 sounds fat.

04-24-2010 , 02:10 PM

#5504

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

3/10 sounds fat.

One of them was. I guess the other one was a little better looking, maybe a 4 or 4.5. Whatever though.

04-24-2010 , 02:11 PM

#5505

LKJ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

3/10 sounds fat.

A lot of the time this is the case...but the "wouldn't even hook up with if drunk" club does involve its skinny members.

04-24-2010 , 02:13 PM

#5506

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodGame

also vintage may or may not have had a 3some tonight. also he's getting a ninja turtle tattoo'd on his calf lol

Thoughts on 2nd part? Already bulleted the other stuff.

04-24-2010 , 02:26 PM

#5507

Karak

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vintage FYI you can't just add the #s together

04-24-2010 , 02:31 PM

#5508

Vintage00

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Au contraire, mon frere.

Before going into battle last night, I mass texted people seeing if banging a 3 and a 4 at the same time was acceptable.

Goodgame and OsTornado can pry vouch, pretty sure I texted them both. I was pretty drunk tho.

They both said that doing a 3 and a 4 at the same time was like doing a 12. Or something like that. Better than adding imo

04-24-2010 , 02:39 PM

#5509

thebigeasy59

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i don't think math works the way you think it works.

04-24-2010 , 02:49 PM

#5510

Vintage00

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You's both just jealous nukkas

04-24-2010 , 03:04 PM

#5511

Karak

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tbh i'd argue you should subtract the #s below a certain threshold

04-24-2010 , 03:05 PM

#5512

il_martilo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

tbh i'd argue you should subtract the #s below a certain threshold

Karak is right on this one. Definitely a piecewise function.

04-24-2010 , 03:07 PM

#5513

Vintage00

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There's absolutely NO WAY that adding a 2nd girl into a drunken hookup can IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM subtract #'s.

You guys are flat out wrong.

04-24-2010 , 03:10 PM

#5514

Karak

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Vintage,

You are so wrong. It is really easy for me to prove why.

Ready?

Spoiler:

04-24-2010 , 03:11 PM

#5515

Vintage00

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I would still argue that banging two 0.00001/10 women raises it to 0.00002.

04-24-2010 , 03:12 PM

#5516

Karak

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Making two terrible mistakes at the same time rather than only one terrible mistake doesn't make it better, Vintage.

That's like saying "well I could stab myself in the eye or I could light my hair on fire. But if I do BOTH at the SAME TIME, that makes it better! Right?"

04-24-2010 , 03:16 PM

#5517

Vintage00

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your analogies are both so lol. TBC over AIM when my facebook stops being romo

04-24-2010 , 03:18 PM

#5518

zugzwang83

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

I would still argue that banging two 0.00001/10 women raises it to 0.00002.

hahahaha if a 3 and 4 is equal to a 12, this would actually be .00001*.00001, not .00002 which is why karak is very correct

04-24-2010 , 03:23 PM

#5519

Karak

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lol pwnt

04-24-2010 , 03:23 PM

#5520

Vintage00

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I thought about that too. My contention is that you ADD the numbers. I was told multiply by some friends last night.

04-24-2010 , 03:24 PM

#5521

Karak

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vintage is reeling now guys

04-24-2010 , 03:26 PM

#5522

Vintage00

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I'm going to buy you a coffee mug from urbandictionary w/ the definition of beef curtains on it.

04-24-2010 , 04:04 PM

#5523

il_martilo

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I'm with Karak on this one for sure.

04-24-2010 , 04:09 PM

#5524

Vintage00

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Karak has seen a pic of one of the girls. He said he would hit it. He also said he has ridiculously high standards.

Sucka sucka dick, y'all

04-24-2010 , 04:48 PM

#5525

Spurious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Vintage00

Karak has seen a pic of one of the girls. He said he would hit it. He also said he has ridiculously high standards.

Sucka sucka dick, y'all

No need to justify your actions. It's your life, life it!

One question though:
How does drunk + ugly girls = erection?

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