just called her.
really natural, cool conversation.
ill get to the important parts:
1) shes a freshman
2) i told her i would feel uncomfortable taking her to a bar since shes never been there, she laughed and agreed
3) i told her (sounding as cool as i could) that our friend is having a party and a band is playing and some friends might go there.
4) she said shes down to do whatever.
5) i said even if we dont go somewhere, do you want to hang out anyway and she said yes.
6) i really wish she wasnt a freshman.

I don't really understand #6, but the rest sounds ****ing fantastic.

Well that's good. I've had girls vouch for me countless times when they know others, but I've never really employed a wingho in a club setting.

An attractive girl who's staying in my room in Vegas over spring break in three weeks put up a status update calling me and another dude out as good guys (I won't get into the whole back story which would make that make more sense). She responded to my comment in the thread with, "hahahaha...as your official vegas wingman, that will make me work even harder to help you crush women like they are beer cans."

Less than an hour until I go out, just enjoying beer and 2+2 until then.

B: "ok we'll pick you up on our way over. is that good?"
Me: "Yeah what time are you coming"

no response for 2 hours. i could care less about getting no responded except for the fact that i need to like know HWEN YOU ARE COMING SO IM READY

she did this once before where she just rando showed up like 1.5 hours later and i was in my room, nude and had to get dressed much more quickly than i like to. im lazy as hell.

Unless you're wearing supremely uncomfortable clothes to go out, get ready now. Then you can be lazy. It's not like doing it now will cause you more work.

-me and my friends go to the bar every weekend. especially the one that has live music. she technically wouldnt be able to go aka tonight (im sure we could get her in with some id, but thats not the point).

-im a senior. if i end up really liking this girl it could be an issue.

-i know how i was as a freshman. young and naive. i dont want to corrupt her or make her do something she doesnt want to do just because im older (like drink, go to bars, whatever).

obviously im thinking long term with those points, but its definitely things to think about before hanging out with a girl that you may be interested in.

I see. Those are good and honorable reasons. Hope it works out well for you.

TUTS stop being such a [pretty flower] and just be yourself and stop worrying about other **** like corrupting her

Personally I like it when TUTS shows his good side. He's an ******* sometimes, but he's clearly a decent guy.

then i guess "being myself" makes me a "queer".
really good post yeota.

OH SNAP

but seriously you gotta be careful with the Q word and calling people that

b calls

B: "we are going over to X's house. you should come!"
me: "meh, maybe. i gotta get some stuff done here."
b: "NONONON you should come!!!"
me: "meh i dont really want to drive anywhere and get my car stranded, especially at the house of someone i dont know"
B: "oh... ok... well we can pick you up on our way out to the bars still??"
me: "yeah, probably. i have some stuff i need to do around here first."
B: "is something wrong!?!?"

etc etc

i guess ill get off my ass and take a shoewr

asap advice needed

girl from prior posts wants to hangout tonight + tmrw, she now has a bf of 3 wks who is basically obsessed with her in a toomanyletters give-me-some-space-wtf kind of way, but she has explicity stated (not today, at some time within the last week) that she will not cheat on him even though she doesnt see it lasting much longer. do or do not hangout? and if yes, try anything or just work to confirm that said bf is a dbag.

lol edit karak go to it so we can have a karant later. caps turn me on.

bwaha if she mentioned she wont be cheating on him that's probably a high indication that she would

that said all the facts of that situation point to crazy

ya stop being a vagine

if you would typically go to bars, or typically bang a chick without thinking about it, then if you dont do those things because of her you arent being yourself imo

sry tuts got 2 agree with my ni**a yeota here. you are worrying about this stuff because you might care about her, but if you might care about her then not being yourself is kinda messed up

edit dont get me wrong its definitely the SMART play but when has the smart play ever been fun!?

feb 14, 330 pm EST:

lol

k fine im going but im making B come pick me up cause im lazy

eff y'all

my roommate (female) says that she knows someone who has a thing for me. She will not tell me who it is, but she says that "she's a babe" (which makes me think that she's not a babe since it's a girl [roommate] saying that a girl is hot, which means that she's less attractive than my roommate [legit 8]; but I digress.) Anyhow, we're having a party tomorrow night, and the supposed babe is coming for sure. my plan is to hit on literally every girl that comes to the party, with a concentration on all of her friends and try to figure this **** out.
partially related-- I'm wearing a tie tomorrow night. TR coming.

ok well i told my girl id call her when i figured out plans
she texts me later and says shes not feeling well and is probably gonna stay home and watch the olympics....i dont know if i believe her or not but i pressed her on it and she seemed legit but i dunno.
we text for about an hour and a half. im probably too forward/flirty in the texts, but meh i dont really care.
i didnt ask about hanging out tomorrow.
i guess now i play it slow and see if she initiates anything? not really sure.
btw. i hate sending the last text. like when you text something and dont get a reply. reply to me god damnit.

It probably is a legit reason b/c she did text with you for a while. She'd probably just want to end any conversation if she was explicitly trying to avoid you.

I don't think it would be terrible if you initiated with her tomorrow.

ok decipher these two texts:
"I dunno though...upon first impression youre still pretty cool"

and i said something like but i guess not cool enough for you to hang out with (please spare me your thoughts on that, i really dont care at this point.)

she replies:
"ohhh please. just think of the next time ill probably see you though! after the hardest test of the year!

(we have a quiz monday)

"just think of the next time ill probably see you". wtf does that even mean? like maybe ill see you before monday? hint hint? or just ill probably see you monday after the quiz?

weird usage of words. donno what it means.

and f me. seriously. its like the line in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind: "Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

its so annoying. i come on way too strong. ugh. f me.

First text seems fine and dandy. She thinks you're cool.

Second text is one of those things that will only serve to drive you crazy if you try to analyze it. Who knows what she meant, if she meant anything at all? She's just texting, I don't think she's trying to lead you anywhere with that "probably".

Just relax man.

nah screw that guy above me, i think its saying she has half a hope that you all will get together to hangout some time after that quiz. not that shes ruling out hanging tmrw or anything, but that itd be nice if you all did something post-quiz

Ok, listen. I don't have the results you wanted, but I have a decent TR. Hear me out.

I go out and meet up with B. Some weird rat-looking guy (later confirmed she has no interest) is hitting on her. Fine. I can beat this guy out EZ. I'm not brad pitt, but I'm definitely 10x hotter than this douche. Eventually he falls out of the pic (as expected).

However B's friends im going out with apparently really enjoy going to ****ty, boring bars, so we end up at a ****ty, boring bar. B is clearly having drama isseus and th eother girls are assisting her with them.

So I walk up to her, flick my wrist to say "follow me" and start walking away. Sure enough B gets up and follows me. I get to the bar and say, "what the **** are you being so ****ing emo about?"

"I like a boy and he doesn't like me back."
"What boy?"
"he's a 2nd year."
"who is he?"
"x y"
"dont know him but his name sounds douchey. explain to me what happened."
*she tells me the story. this guy is very obv not interested*
"listen, B, but this guy doesnt like you."
"why are you so mean and blunt"
"because it's the truth. and you shouldnt date in law school anways. it's a mess."
"WHO HAVE OYU DATED?"
"what?"
"you have DATE SOMEONE. WHO?"
"well i've been involved with a couple girls."
"WHO ARE THEY TELL ME"
"why do you want to know?"
"i NEED to know!!!"
"why, are you jealous?"
"Honestly... a little bit. just tell me who they are."
"ill let you take a guess"
"A"
"really?"
"yeah"
"no."
"oh."

the rest of teh night was smilar. then they wante dto go to another boring bar and i wasl ike B, i'm not going to this bar. it sucks *******. i dont want to go there

b: "fine we can go to xyz"
me: "ok"
random fat chick in the car "NOOO B YOU HAVE TO GO TO XYZ"
B: " i guess"
me *in thoughts* "****"

we get to teh bar. there's a line. i say to b "im not waiting i nthis line"
"i dont want to either, let's go home"
me: "ok. let me call my roommate to come get us"
*calls roommate*
me: "he's coming now"
B: "oh. where am i going to sleep? at your house?"
me: "sure"
B: "i dont think i want to sleep at your house"
me: "oh ok. cya."

and i took off. im not kidding. i was wasted and i took off.

it's worth noting another girl, we'll call her "mutual friend with yoeta" or MF was texting me the whole time telling me i should join her at xyz. it's worth noting MF is pretty
****ing hot IMO.

so i get my roommate to take me to xyz. i meet up with MF at xyz. MF is there with a fat friend). MF is like "well we have to entertain FF (fat friend) so we cant go anywhere"

at that very moment some huge black guy starts hitting on FF. I whisk MF away to the dance floor and MF gives me the worst case of blue balls ive had in quite some time. holy **** this girl can move. and she has a great ass. GREAT ass. yeota can attest to this im sure (im positive at this point yeota knows who i am talking about)

MF insist we check on Ff. we go do. FF is claerly in my court and encourages MF to go back and dance with me. MF does

Mf and i WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on teh dance floor until it's closing time. we all head home. MF has to take FF home so ntohing hapens. MF asks me to come with her out to this place to dance again soon, but says she is not avail for a while. oh well. yeota can attest to the fact that i should not be involve with MF anyways, but she is >>> hotter than B.

however Mf also says that i insulted her at yeotajmu's birthday party. i have no knowledge of this, but apparently MF claism she came u pto me to chat me up, and i personally insulted her. she says she left yeotajmu's party because i insulted her. i have no idea what she's talking about

on another note i just cooked popcorn and burned my finger with the steam