Random not good with girls story. I was staying with a friend and he gets a text from this girl he's interested in saying she was going to a bar near where he lives that night (Tuesday so a quieter night for that bar) and he should go. So I go with him to wing and when we walk in she's sitting at a table with 2 other girl friends and 4 guys lol. So I tell him we'll go sit at the bar have a couple drinks and see what happens. So we sit there and talk for 20 mins or so and all 4 guys get up and leave. The girl sees him and waves for us to come sit with them. So the table alignment is this:

__C _F2
B_______F1
---A--G

G is the girl he's interested in. F's are her 2 friends and A,B,C are all empty seats. I'm walking behind him so that he can choose the seat nearest G but instead he walks by her and sits in B which is the farthest away from everyone and makes it way more difficult to carry on a conversation that includes F1 at all. I facepalm.

Haha, soph year in college I remember walking into my physics lab classroom on the first day, and the last seat available was in the front row at a table next to two attractive chicks. If there were any other seat available I prob would have taken it. I was such a moron.

Hot chicks in a physics class? I call bull****.


I'm already ready to write this upcoming semester off as a loss based on my class schedule and classes I am taking.

You are welcome!

how did u pull that off with ur BAD HAIR and all?

He has always posted like a guy who should let go of his weird attachment to his hot hairdresser and switch to someone who could do an actual good job.

standard morning after TR:

went to my friend's place that i usually go to. since the last two times it got out of hand with too many people (resulting in his gf's back car window getting smashed) he said we're keeping it small. some people flaked on top of that so it was only 12 people total. these nights are almost funner to me as long as everyone universally agrees to all get drunk which happened. i made even more jungle juice than before this time using the weirdest of mixers. i used kiwi strawberry and orange-pineapple. the color was pretty ugly looking but it tasted fine and got the job done. one of my closer friends ended up hugging the toilet all night. when we went to the store no one thought to get extra chaser for shots so that meant we had to chase with the jungle juice. not a big deal as i usually chase with keystone and don't have a problem, but i was already near black out stage (i could tell because someone said i did something 10min earlier that i had no recollection of), so when i took a double shot out of a martini glass and chased with the jungle juice it started coming back up. i went outside and sure enough i puked. after i took a hose to the area i immediately went back to drinking without missing a beat. something worth mentioning before this happened was this girl playing kings cup. the girls made the rule that anytime someone pulled a 6 all the guys had to take off their pants, boxers stay on, and like shake their **** back and forth. so my friend made the rule that anytime someone pulls a 4 they had to take off their shirt, flash and shake them. there was only two 6's and two 4's left with 1 king left so it was pretty fair overall. this girl who is an 8.5 with realllyyyyy good boobs immediately did it when a 4 came. i was standing directly across from her and was pretty much sprung right away. but despite later dancing with her she hooked up with the guy she came with. also one other girl did it while leaving her bra on and the rest bitched out so were just forced to finish their drink in front of them.

so anyways after the kings cup and puking i'm ready to hookup with the girl i have been lately but when i make a move she denies me at first. i go LOL WAT, ok... that was weird. and i walked away. later i came out to where she was and she's like we need to talk. eventually it came down to her being mad that i texted her friend the morning after last friday. i think i posted the convo in here. it was the girl that's moving. i said so you're trying to say we're exclusive? she said it's girl code you can't hookup with my friends. then i reminded her that i was talking to that girl way before i ever was talking to her in that way. followed by involving other people into the conversation that came out to where we were and joking about it enough until it was over. for those that watch the challenge on tv, what went down was a very CT esque mind**** with her being mandi.

this is where the real magic happened. there was this big metal thing that was from who knows what. it looks like something that you'd put in your garden to let vines grow on but i really have no idea so it was so sturdy. it's the first time i had ever seen it there and it was leaning against the house making it look like the thing you climb on at a playground. it looks like this but cut in half.


so i say lets go up on the roof and hookup. i go and grab a blanket and climb it. she's super hesitant and says no at first but i talk her into it. then i had sex for the first time in my life on a roof. the actually logistics aren't that appealing. the roof was slanted so while she was on top we'd actually slide down almost to the bottom before i'd pick her up and go back to the top. the sliding was really slow so there wasn't much danger other than us being drunk. i realized finishing would be really hard so i just laid back and stared out into sky feeling overall really happy and actually sense of productivity. because this sex had purpose and would be memorable. it's a weird feeling but a good one. after a while we said we'd go inside and finish. she went into the room and i realized my friend was still awake. he was the only one still out in the living room except for a girl that was half passed out. he's the only big/yeato (jk) guy in our group of friends but he's always down to drink with me when everyone else is done so i decide to do a solid and i ditched the girl and hung out with him until his ride, the guy hugging the toilet, was ready to leave. once they left i finished with the girl.

gg,

loved it. i agree roof sex is awesome for the very same reasons, even though logistically it is awful sex.

fyp amirite

I just don't know why our online dating guru won't teach us how it's done.

All,

Can we recruit Dominic to post itt? I remember him being a super solid poster years back when I used to read OOT. I think it was he who posted the Best TR I've Ever Read, which involved meeting some girls, going to Mexico on a whim, doing a ton of drugs, and making it back safely. (If anyone knows the TR I'm talking about, please link it because it was the most inspirational thing I've ever read.) Anyway, even if it was somebody else's TR, he is brilliant and would be an invaluable introduction to this thread. He also sleeps with lots of women, which, you know, is helpful for a thread like this.

If anyone has had some interaction w him (possibly Henry or Karak?) and you have some rapport, send him a PM or smthg and get him involved.

cosigned based off this info. Also a link would be great to

Roof ****ing TR so ****ing awesome....must try it

i find the idea of "recruiting" someone to join a thread to be very weird

also im glad you found a TR about doing lots of drugs "inspirational"

you may be trolling but I feel like he found that tr inspirational because he choose to do it on a whim and go experience what would happen instead of staying home and wondering what if.

Most people have (or will do) stuff like that when they have the resources. It is pretty common. That being said I like Dominic as a poster and it would be nice to see him post outside of the Lounge which is pretty much unreadable. The idea of recruiting someone though is weird. Maybe he'll vanity search and find his way here naturally.

Umm, yes, definitely weird.

Also, the Jenna Jameson thing

what there is nothing wrong with asking someone interesting to join a thread

Karakkkkk

I find the idea of voluntarily (let's give you the benefit of the doubt) remaining sexless for a third of your life to be very weird.

Also I'm glad you find the idea of an imaginary man in the sky to be "inspirational."

less snippy replies pls <3

Vintage GCG.

Takes shots out of one side of his mouth and acts like the victim of snippiness out of the other. However, I do like it when he does it all in the same post so that I don't have to bother taking 20-30 seconds to find the contradicting post to quote.

he's a victim, LKJ.

i'd like to point out im the person who asked thremp to join the thread

i rest my case

I can't really blame GCG for taking snipes at Karak ever anymore after Karak's outburst on the last page.

Karak, I also have notoriously good hair - so PM me for tips

that's like saying i cant blame someone for shooting someone in the face with a water gun after he yelled at him for repeatedly shooting him with a water gun in the face

also 100 ppp is a bad beat.