"Girlfriend's Age: Schfifty-five. My IQ: Schfifty-five. You must pay....5 + 5 is fifty, fifty, fifty!!"

vintage00

Last one for now:

"I think I'm in love but it makes me kinda nervous to say so"

Karak, 5 mins into his date tonight

lol winnar

I think we are saying nearly the same thing from different perspectives. I'm pretty easily pussy whipped -- I admit it, I have a little bit of karak in me (no romo). but I'm recently learning (prolly due to being older) that I can do a lot of what I want to as well. It's not at all about keepin my pimp hand strong or anything like that. IMO It's much more of a compromise than most people itt are making it out to be, which was why I was surprised with your false dichotomy claim.

still kinda up in the air. My folks (to whom the roommate would pay rent) are out of town and haven't said **** about me not having a roommate currently. She had to take a few things to her place the other day b/c her parents were coming in town (lolz) but she insta-moved it back and still stays here every night.

So I guess officially, no, but I don't have another roommate lined up yet. I'll probably approach my parents with the "well, you know she stays over most (all) nights anyway, plus it keeps the house cleaner having a chick around" type of line. My dad eats that stuff up, even though the bible thumper in him will be pissy about us living together and probably want her to furnish the other bedroom.... lol @ naive parents.

Her parents are both bat**** nuts though, so who knows what the hell they'll say.

Doubt your parents are that naive, or really any parents for that matter. Unless you act very religiously, no reason for a parent not to assume sexual activity.

This should be a moderately lol tr, typig from phone as I don't have Internet I'm my
new place.

Went to bar last night to catch the end of NBA finals game, lol heat, but anyway wig q couple friends and we notice this girl wearing small white shorts a white tank top with obviously q bikini on underneath. Meh face redic body. Anyways she is dancij like a maniac, grinidng up in girls, bending over where half of her ass hangs out(not an exxagerarition) and doing splits and ****. Somehow, althought she did this for basically las 5 minutes of the game no guy had the balls to ask her to dance so after the game I finish my beer and decide to start dancing, me and my other two friends are just dancing, they are doin corny dances and whatnot. It gets to a point where it's me dancing and the girl dancing, we have a mini dance off and then I ask to dance with her and she obv complys. After a couple
minutes of her going insane on my dick we start making out, than like a minute later she stops an says we can't do this cause "I don't know her". I am like lol duh but I knew her name, she's like no not that you don't know me, and she kept repeating this. I'm like lol ok bitch is insane. Than he gets close and whispers something in my ear, I'll put it in spoiler so you guys can guess, but WTF.



my mind was blown, I was very rarely left in a state where I had no clue what to say. Lol I don't know, I enjoyed it. Coul of been the most rediculoius **** test ver but I don't know.

I'm on my way. but lol I like have no desire to do this anymore sort of want to go home already and I'm not even there yet. Maybe I'll run good and get stood up!

Pretty sure you have to whisper in her ear

And I'm running late obviously

She is probably a big time drug user then. But +1 to what Karak suggested whispering back.

custer that kinda reminded me of CG a little, kinda scared

boo hiss. get excited.

in b4 self-fulfilling prophecy

I thought it was more about offering up excuses in advance.

hmm..... maybe publicly/ITT, but I think he's setting himself up mentally to be let down - psyching himself down, I guess. That qualifies as a negative self-fulfilling prophecy imo

basically, while karak is usually a huge level, I think the psyched-down-ness of tonight's date is genuine.

Shes currently using the bathroom spoiler: the 24 hour delay was explained (i didn't bring it up). I think well too but I'm sort of drunk.

Karak -- Next time you go to the bathroom, come back and calmly say "daddy's home." It'll work. cancelledonyxcupmichael would approve.

don't say I didn't warn you

i just pre gamed to reddit with a black guy. pretty sure half the **** went over his head

Went well I think. Pretty much talked non stop from the moment we got there. As Gibson was booting us at the two hour mark she told me there was a party her friends wanted her to go to tonight but she didn't want to go anymore. I told her we should head down to a bar down the street and she snap accepted excitedly. We talked and flirted for like nearly three hours then it felt like it was time to go home. headed to the metro hug hug kiss kiss. I say we should do it again some time she readily agrees and tells me to hug her. Hug hug kiss kiss etc

overall went quite well. she apologized for "being a pain in the ass" and said she never went on dates with guys she met online outside of her university campus. Said her friends were very nervous about her going into the city to meet a guy she didn't know from online and they were all concerned which led to the delay in responding, but that she said it would be ok and she really wanted to meet me. I never even hinted at this or brought it up... It was entirely her. we had some pretty deep conversation and never had an awkward moment. My chief concern, though, is her age (21). She did seem to consciously realize this could be an issue and was seemingly going to lengths to show otherwise.

overall give it an A-. Would be an A but the goodnight kiss was a little awk. Could be as a result of the two homeless guys constantly trying to ask us for money though ha.

Btw religion did come up and she professed frustration at not agreeing with the super prudes and being somewhere "in the middle" which was a silent fist pump by me I think.

I wrote this entirely on my phone while waiting for the train home. you are welcome.

I'd say I called it, but I called it.

"Nah baby it's cool, I have amassed almost 35,000 posts and have a green s/n."

She also seemed amazed at how fine I was with dropping well over $100 on everything, commenting that she usually dates broke students and figured I was one too.

really nice looking girl too. Short (but not too short), thin, shapely blonde.