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01-14-2008 , 10:07 PM

KappaSig215

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 41

So I went to the library on campus to find some journal articles for my graduate internship, obv had trouble so i go to the reference desk to find a hot librarian sitting behind the desk. ended up talking for a bit, yada yada, got her to email me one of the articles i needed while i noticed she was ring-less.

since i dont plan to visit the library for a while, how do you pick up a librarian through an email? my eGame is lacking

01-14-2008 , 10:35 PM

1aguilas

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,594

meh it's probably easier to get to know someone before you ask them on a date but i guess you could ask her if she would want to get a bite to eat or coffee or whatever

01-14-2008 , 11:02 PM

choccypie

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,713

Since she works in the library I assume she at least has some interest in books/journals etc so start from there

e.g. you need more articles and obv you can't find them on your own so that's where she comes in, say you don't have a printer and ask if she would mind printing a couple out for you and give them to you in person, when you meet casually suggest going for coffee...etc etc

01-15-2008 , 01:04 AM

xSCWx

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,429

put your dick in a book then walk up ask her to check it out for you

01-15-2008 , 02:48 AM

WhiteKnight

grinder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by xSCWx

put your dick in a book then walk up ask her to check it out for you

A+

01-15-2008 , 08:31 AM

rivermetimbers

adept

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,134

i was at the library at my school yesterday and noticed a hot young librarian as well.... instead of approaching her tho i just glanced over multiple times, shocker to that

01-15-2008 , 11:18 AM

Suigin406

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Quote:

Originally Posted by xSCWx

put your dick in a book then walk up ask her to check it out for you

Lol, awesome.

OP, like it was said, try to engage her in something about books I guess, is she a student though? It's possible she might just be working this for some cash, but it couldn't hurt. Also, is there a little cafe or something in the library? Ask to have a bite to eat with you or something, couldn't hurt, right?

01-15-2008 , 12:30 PM

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

ask her to help you unzip your pants in the bathroom because you lost function of your hands in the great war and then proceed to slap her around with your schlong

01-15-2008 , 12:57 PM

Ganjasaurus Rex

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 907

If she's very young, you might want to ask DS for advice on how to pick up the young'uns.

01-15-2008 , 02:06 PM

#10

xSCWx

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,429

you could also try hitting her

01-15-2008 , 03:21 PM

#11

thirstyforwater

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 241

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ganjasaurus Rex

If she's very young, you might want to ask DS for advice on how to pick up the young'uns.

too young for DS imo

01-15-2008 , 03:33 PM

#12

thirstyforwater

journeyman

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01-15-2008 , 03:38 PM

#13

Ledders

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Quote:

Originally Posted by xSCWx

put your dick in a book then walk up ask her to check it out for you

01-15-2008 , 09:12 PM

#14

FlyWf

It's the other way

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This guy should have some tips

01-16-2008 , 06:11 AM

#15

K.O.S.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KappaSig215

how do you pick up a librarian

The same way you pick up any other girl you want:

01-16-2008 , 07:24 PM

#16

minnesotasam

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Lolaekdblol..

01-17-2008 , 12:37 AM

#17

1aguilas

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,594

chloroform?

more like boraform

01-17-2008 , 01:12 AM

#18

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

Most of the librarians at PSU that I recall were a bit too old for my tastes.

01-17-2008 , 11:16 AM

#19

oe39

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 577

seems like being a hot librarian would mean you'd have to work a lot more

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