Well this thread is probably dying down (and I am not much of a satellite player to begin with) but I played a few megas over the course of the series and I saw the most egregious display of collusion I've ever witnessed during the last 1pm 1060 on Sunday, July 8. A bunch of people entered and there were 78 seats and ~$3700 for 39th. With about 140 people left a player at table 309 (middle aged indian guy with glasses) says to his table "Our table won't break. I have a way for us all to get a seat, lets meet on the 20 minute break." This info was relayed to me through a guy at that table, to a guy at my table, to me.
As the tournament goes on people are getting knocked out from every table except 309 - eventually rumors start spreading that the players at 309 are just walking everyone at the table. The floor positions a guy to watch the table and he reports that they are playing somewhat normally. The floor leaves and the field is getting shorter. By the time we get to ~85 players all 9 players at 309 are still there from ~140 (when rumors first spread of collusion). Despite 309 having the least amount of chips (and the limits being huge) everyone was still there. The final straw came near the bubble. 2 guys at my table were very short, and one had his friend on the rail of 309. He got a text saying "they just walked the indian guy with glasses, he had his 12k big blind in and 2k behind." He got another text saying it happened again.
At some point during this the floor randomly moves a guy from that table. As he walks past I call him a scumbag. The guys at my table tell me that he was the guy who reported the indian guy trying to round everybody up to cheat, so I ran after him to apologize. The two short stacks at my table were super nice guys (and btw we are all short b/c 5-6 bbs is a "comfortable" stack) so i got pissed that these guys were blatantly cheating.
I end up busting a guy from my table to reach a guaranteed seat so I walk over to 309 and say "you are all scumbags I hope you bust the **** tournament day one" and walk away. Eventually one of the nice short stacks at my table bubbles the tournament and everyone at 309 is all smiles and congratulations saying "we did it!" etc... I was furious and confronted a couple of them who tried defending themselves.... ("you dont know what happened" "i only had 30k i was just trying to win a seat" etc ) anyway i was too furious to write this last night and im still angry.
So many people to blame including the players, the dealers(for not reporting blatant collusion), and the floor (although they are good guys & good floors and were handcuffed by the gray area rules surrounding satellites). I know there is some level of "accepted collusion" in these satellites but this was so blatant and over the top. They basically cheated the guy at my table (and probably several others) out of 10k. I have no idea how to clean up these megas but this was so absurd and tilting I felt like ranting into this chat box. I hope they all busted 1C already... im still in