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Old 12-06-2009, 12:26 PM   #326
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Old 12-06-2009, 06:42 PM   #327
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:52 AM   #328
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I lost a bet and now this little sh* wants to get paid
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:56 AM   #329
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From GREEEAAAARRRRRette: Dumped a bunch of tampons down the toilet.
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:24 PM   #330
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From the guys -

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Old 12-07-2009, 04:28 PM   #331
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"I want equal rights and pay, but I also expect 6 weeks' paid maternity leave"
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Old 12-07-2009, 04:30 PM   #332
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"I want equal rights and pay, but I also expect 6 weeks' paid maternity leave"
first reply: "don't forget to ask for short days when the kids have the sniffles!"

2nd reply: "oh, and I need help carrying the heavy equipment that is part of my job, which guy at work should I flirt with so he does it for me?"
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:19 PM   #333
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3rd reply: "Make sure your boss lets you leave by 3pm to pick your kids up from school, at your need. This will come in handy when there is a late office deadline. Oh also you should be able to arrive at 10am if you need to drop them off."
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:53 PM   #334
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4th reply: "Why can't my coworkers do my work as fast as I can?"
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:57 PM   #335
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Why am I such a better driver than my Boyfriend?


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Old 12-07-2009, 06:06 PM   #336
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from the ladies -

I asked my husband to pick up our sick child at school so I wouldn't have to leave work early and he just laughed. What's my play?

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Hot receptionist flirting with me, I think she wants me to move something heavy. Do it anyway, because I might get some, amirite?

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DUCY - Post something smug and condescending here
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:00 PM   #337
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from the ladies -

I asked my husband to pick up our sick child at school so I wouldn't have to leave work early and he just laughed. What's my play?
response: Just tell your boss you're having "female problems" and he'll quickly let you go home.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:41 PM   #338
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2nd response: "If that doesn't work, divorce your husband (for not picking up kids), cut your hair off, and become lesbian"

"Holding a door open for a guy carrying heavy stuff - still taboo?"

"Best film of the decade: The Notebook, or something else?"

"How to save $$$ by only spending $60 on a haircut"

"How orange is 'too tan'?"
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:01 AM   #339
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Those last ones are really good, phb.
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:45 AM   #340
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2nd response: "If that doesn't work, divorce your husband (for not picking up kids), cut your hair off, and become lesbian"
Please don´t sister. If you leave him don´t cut your hair off and lose your feminism. Do it if you choose to stay with him.
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:22 AM   #341
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Post if you are a unique and special snowflake

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Old 12-08-2009, 09:24 AM   #342
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Please don´t sister. If you leave him don´t cut your hair off and lose your feminism. Do it if you choose to stay with him.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:12 AM   #343
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ITT ask me about parallel parking like a man
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:19 AM   #344
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Things your bf is an expert on where you think your opinion is less valid than his knowledge
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:35 AM   #345
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lol that one's kind of a stretch... but funny
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:00 PM   #346
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my mother in law is coming over what is my play?
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:01 PM   #347
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Why the hate for the stay at home mom drivers? All I did was drive 5 miles an hour and sat through 3 red lights with people who had to make it to work on time behind me so I could yell at my kids in the back seat.
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Old 12-08-2009, 02:32 PM   #348
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"Ask me about changing my own tire."

"North, South, East, West... do people actually use these words?"
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:15 PM   #349
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"Why do I have to pass that homeless veteran every time I go get a latte, its so awkward."
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