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04-22-2010 , 01:47 PM

#1451

Landonfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 11,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWookie

Letting her have you with a strap on = still gay.

04-22-2010 , 02:06 PM

#1452

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

Gingers are different from us.

04-22-2010 , 02:18 PM

#1453

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,423

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWookie

Letting her have you with a strap on = still gay.

says you

04-22-2010 , 02:30 PM

#1454

Landonfan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 11,213

The Onion knows my deepest fears.

04-22-2010 , 02:46 PM

#1455

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

heh, they are very often at their best in this kind of story

04-22-2010 , 03:01 PM

#1456

ChipWrecked

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 12,723

Video: 'Goodfella' Henry Hill opines on the latest Gambino bust.

04-22-2010 , 03:03 PM

#1457

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,138

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Then she buffed and clipped and sanded my toenails, and "pomiced" (I learned a new word!) my heels and other rough spots on my feet. My wife and I sat next to one another and we laughed while reading the gossip rags. In the Cosmo I was reading, I got to study an article called, "Everything You Need to Know About Your Vagina."

Sometimes I worry about you city folk and your strange ways.

04-22-2010 , 04:01 PM

#1458

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,423

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Sometimes I worry about you city folk and your strange ways.

don't worry, my vagina is apparently fine.

04-22-2010 , 04:13 PM

#1459

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,511

How many weeks before Dom comes back from the hair salon looking like this?

or if you want it in grizzly video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LeXbdin5M

04-22-2010 , 04:20 PM

#1460

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,423

lol...actually, I just cut off all my hair and I now have it as short as ever

04-22-2010 , 04:26 PM

#1461

Fishwhenican

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,923

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Both my wife and I agreed that getting any kind of polish on my toes would be a little gay, so we nixed that idea.

Ya, the polish would have been stepping over the line

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

does it make it less gay if we came home and did naughty things to each other?

No, It just makes you a lesbian.

Actually, I have to confess that I told Fishette a while ago that the next time we are both in Vegas together I would go with her to her secret pedicure place and have one with her. It was really more of a joke to see the look of horror in the eyes of the poor gal stuck with the hoof rasp and my ugly feet. It would look something like this but a little worse.

After reading this I may have to back out of it though!

04-22-2010 , 04:31 PM

#1462

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,423

Having the Korean woman look in horror at my awful feet was the most fun part.

04-22-2010 , 04:47 PM

#1463

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Having the Korean woman look in horror at my awful feet was the most fun part.

That does sound pretty awesome.

04-22-2010 , 05:01 PM

#1464

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,138

I always get arrested when I show Korean ladies my feet. I guess context counts.

04-22-2010 , 05:19 PM

#1465

HobbyHorse

Allegedly Attractive

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 10,223

I see men at the nail salon every time I go...and they're not all gay before we even start that line. I see them getting pedicures and manicures with clear nail polish (though I personally think black/dark nail polish on guys is pretty sexy).

Now, having said that, I REALLY feel bad when I do see guys at the nail salon because the majority of the time, the guys are also there to get waxed...and I feel bad for the unfortunate ladies who have to do the waxing.

So, Dom, when are you going go in for your first waxing? I would like your wife to tape your girly screams and post them here.

04-22-2010 , 05:23 PM

#1466

livinitup0

Iron Chef of the Lounge

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,038

Quote:

(though I personally think black/dark nail polish on guys is pretty sexy).

i dont even know where to start with this...

04-22-2010 , 05:25 PM

#1467

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,511

Quote:

Originally Posted by HobbyHorse

I see men at the nail salon every time I go...and they're not all gay before we even start that line.

They're all gay compared to me, and that's all that counts.

04-22-2010 , 05:25 PM

#1468

HobbyHorse

Allegedly Attractive

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 10,223

Quote:

Originally Posted by livinitup0

i dont even know where to start with this...

I am intrigued by the unusual...so sue me.

04-22-2010 , 05:28 PM

#1469

HobbyHorse

Allegedly Attractive

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 10,223

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

They're all gay compared to me, and that's all that counts.

Hey - you shouldn't knock it before you've tried it. It's actually quite relaxing to get a pedicure. They massage your feet and file off your callouses in addition to clipping your nails (though I can barely stand to have anyone touch the bottom of my feet because I'm too ticklish).

All of you Lounge men should try it, at least once.

04-22-2010 , 05:32 PM

#1470

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,423

lol...I don't need to wax anywhere, Hobby...I keep things well "man-scaped." And luckily, my back is hair free.

04-22-2010 , 05:33 PM

#1471

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,138

The straight men with painted toenails demographic is a very small pond to be fishing in.

04-22-2010 , 05:40 PM

#1472

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

Kinda safe, like having a prison pen pal, I guess.

04-22-2010 , 05:41 PM

#1473

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,138

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blarg

Kinda safe, like having a prison pen pal, I guess.

I'm sure she's very intrigued by death row inmates.

04-22-2010 , 05:45 PM

#1474

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,511

Hobby is maybe a little insecure around real men I think. she hides her fears under her fake tough exterior.

She's nothing to be afraid of in here though, though I don't believe she would ever dream of dropping the guard. That's fine though, she's alright deep down.

I'm pretty sure all Lounge regulars are fundamentally very good people. That's what gels us.