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10-11-2008 , 08:59 PM

#51

Blarg

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I told her the same thing about chocolate.

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10-11-2008 , 09:22 PM

#52

Coffee

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Originally Posted by katyseagull

I'm confused by this. Did you run out the door quietly or did you have sex with her quietly?

Kinda in the middle...no sex, but no screaming, either.

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10-12-2008 , 11:11 PM

#53

batair

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but i'm good with my hands.

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10-13-2008 , 03:13 AM

#54

Beatngreet415

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"It was an honest mistake, and I swear I'll fix it," I told her, but these kind of assurances apparently hold little water in the case of a busted hymen.

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10-13-2008 , 11:43 AM

#55

SoloAJ

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Originally Posted by Beatngreet415

"It was an honest mistake, and I swear I'll fix it," I told her, but these kind of assurances apparently hold little water in the case of a busted hymen.

Awesome? Either way, I laughed.

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10-13-2008 , 09:39 PM

#56

revots33

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As I lay in bed holding my wife, I realized how close I had come to throwing it all away.

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10-13-2008 , 09:49 PM

#57

Dominic

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Originally Posted by revots33

As I lay in bed holding my wife, I realized how close I had come to throwing it all away.

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10-13-2008 , 11:54 PM

#58

BigPoppa

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As I lay in bed holding your wife, she told me how close you had come to throwing it all away.

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10-14-2008 , 12:21 AM

#59

Pcallinallin

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As I told your wife to get out of my bed and lock the door behind her, She mentioned how close you had come to throwing it all away.

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10-14-2008 , 12:49 AM

#60

Blarg

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That was awesome.

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10-14-2008 , 03:52 PM

#61

daveT

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I layed in my bed and held my wife, I woke up and realized she wasn't there anymore.

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10-14-2008 , 07:30 PM

#62

CharcoalPet

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"You'll have to be the man of the family from now on, little guy."

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10-14-2008 , 08:51 PM

#63

BigPoppa

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After they found the bales washed up on shore, he knew his life was about to undergo some serious changes.

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10-14-2008 , 09:43 PM

#64

Blarg

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"There's more than one way to ****," Tom said doggedly.

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10-14-2008 , 11:47 PM

#65

PeteinGA

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When teasing a transsexual prostitute through a car window, make sure she/he doesn't have a gun.

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10-14-2008 , 11:49 PM

#66

BigPoppa

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Originally Posted by CharcoalPet

"You'll have to be the man of the family from now on, little guy."

A+

You can even hear the tone of voice and see the kid trying to hold back tears.

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10-14-2008 , 11:58 PM

#67

ohead

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When the bleeding from the bullet hole in my face stopped I promised myself I would live my life to the fullest, 12 years later I am only full of alcohol.

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10-15-2008 , 12:16 AM

#68

Blarg

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Serves me right for not looking, he thought, as she rolled her eyes and told him the dog wasn't even in the house.

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10-15-2008 , 05:06 AM

#69

Ron Burgundy

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As the teacher told me with a nervous laugh "I don't think you're going to hurt anyone here, but the other teachers do" I realized the power of fear.

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10-15-2008 , 07:32 AM

#70

John Cole

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He was last seen heading towards the West, leaving behind one hundred unused umbrellas in an oversized stand beside the back door and nine new velvet suits in the closet.

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10-15-2008 , 12:30 PM

#71

Steven_Q_Erkel

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As I lay in temporary paralysis on the floor while speakers blare Mr Bad Guy by Freddy Mercury I glance to my right where a naked man dances without a care, than, to my left just in time to view a can of bear mace emptied into my living room when I realize the edge of reality may not be the right place for me.

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10-15-2008 , 03:11 PM

#72

Anzat

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Well, if there was one thing he'd been hoping for more than a Super Nintendo, it was cancer.

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10-15-2008 , 03:15 PM

#73

John Cole

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Originally Posted by John Cole

He was last seen heading towards the West, leaving behind one hundred unused umbrellas in an oversized stand beside the back door and nine new velvet suits in the closet.

BTW, based on fact about a real person, albeit an eccentric one.

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10-15-2008 , 03:32 PM

#74

Blarg

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It was only when he held the second unattached line fluttering in his hand that he finally came to grips with the realization that sometimes just doing what you like and saying to hell with the consequences is a bad idea, like when you sleep with your parachute packer's wife.