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12-22-2019 , 07:01 PM

John Cole

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12-22-2019 , 07:03 PM

John Cole

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From a student's final essay: "Like the saint he is, Professor Cole . . . .

12-22-2019 , 07:33 PM

Dominic

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I get, "You're a lot cooler than my Dad." Or, "you know, my Mom is single....oh, wait, you're too old for her."

12-22-2019 , 07:34 PM

NhlNut

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All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray

12-22-2019 , 07:45 PM

John Cole

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

I get, "You're a lot cooler than my Dad." Or, "you know, my Mom is single....oh, wait, you're too old for her."

No, you're not too old for her.

12-22-2019 , 08:04 PM

John Cole

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I also made a student cry in class this semester. In a good way.

Okay, Yous; It's Yule Time. Lounge Winter LC Thread

12-22-2019 , 08:07 PM

Dominic

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lol I made a few cry...in a bad way

12-22-2019 , 08:09 PM

MrWookie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NhlNut

All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray

Weather sucks in California now too.

12-22-2019 , 11:03 PM

daveT

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"The coldest winter I ever experienced was my summer in San Francisco." -- not Mark Twain.

12-22-2019 , 11:28 PM

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John Cole

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On the whole, I'd rather be in California--not W.C. Fields

12-23-2019 , 12:57 AM

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R*R

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11th

12-23-2019 , 03:25 PM

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John Cole

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Another line from a student's paper: "I understand Karen's comments; she is considered elderly."

Karen is 63. WTF?

12-23-2019 , 03:39 PM

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mrbaseball

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We need some Christmas spirit around here

12-23-2019 , 03:56 PM

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bwslim69

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWookie

Weather sucks in California now too.

Not happy. Spending 4 nights in LA and 4 in Palm Springs starting Wednesday. Looking like a little chilly

12-23-2019 , 05:53 PM

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Phat Mack

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Quote:

Originally Posted by John Cole

Another line from a student's paper: "I understand Karen's comments; she is considered elderly."

Karen is 63. WTF?

Middle age 29-49. 50+ == elderly. Never trust anyone over 30.

12-23-2019 , 10:01 PM

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Ray Zee

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this is the worst opening for a new thread ive seen so far. piss on all of you as zeno might say.
except for me of course if you cant say something worthwhile shut up. and happy holidays if you believe in that stuff.
and congrates to john for only being two days late this time but to no avail.
did i say happy holidays?

12-24-2019 , 01:03 AM

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daveT

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Someone, somewhere said suicides increase around Christmas, and everyone believed it.

That says all you need to know about the mass opinion of the holidays.

Bah humbug.

12-24-2019 , 01:37 AM

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John Cole

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Time of sadness for many, Dave. But some find strength it what remains.

12-24-2019 , 03:10 AM

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Zeno

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I’m listening to Frank Sinatra songs. Including a few Christmas Classics. I’m the happiest guy in town.

12-24-2019 , 03:12 AM

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Zeno

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And I’m having Rabbit for Christmas Dinner.

12-24-2019 , 11:39 AM

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John Cole

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I'm listening to Johnny Rivers. No Christmas songs. I'm not the unhappiest guy in town.

12-24-2019 , 05:55 PM

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Ray Zee

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if i had to listen to sinatra christmas songs i could see why suicides go up.

zeno can have his hasenpfeffer dinner. make sure you dont get tularemia from it.

12-24-2019 , 05:57 PM

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Ray Zee

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ill go for a boat ride tomorrow and then eat till i puke.

12-24-2019 , 06:06 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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We are just here for bad advice.

dick pics are sound advice, hombre

12-24-2019 , 06:11 PM

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Schlitz mmmm

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happy xmas, guys

Got into it briefly with a bull-headed customer earlier who thought he was entitled that I include replacement of a particular, non-germane valve in the scope of my work.

I said no can do, holme fry

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