War Dogs
This is Diet
Wolf of Wall Street. A disappointing movie, where the characters become charicatures, the action stays tame, and the twists are completely unsubstantiated.
Todd Phillips (
The Hangover) directed this flick, based on a true story. Miles Teller plays David Paskouz, a broke masseuse/linen salesman with an unbelievable hot wife (Ana de Armas). He meets his old grammar school buddy Efraim Deveroli, played by Jonah Hill, who gets him involved in his not completely legitimate business of being a middleman towards getting weapons to US troops.
They middle of the movie goes through them figuring out how to get Italian weapons to Iraq even though there's an embargo on the weapons, scoring a huge contract to deliver 100 million rounds of ammunition, and figuring out how to deal with the fact that the ammo isn't authentic. Along the way, they meet Bradley Cooper, who plays a guy named Henry Girard who can supply them with a bunch of ammo, but it seems that Bradley's in the movie just so he could also get a production credit.
The tone of this movie is all over the place. It's got moments of intense seriousness, like when one of the fellas has a gun put to his head. There are moments of slapstick hilarity, mainly coming form Jonah Hill, in a performance somewhat similar to his role in Wolf of Wall Street who just doesn't give a **** what anyone else thinks. The problem is, I didn't know what this movie was trying to be. Was it a comedy, a drama, a buddy story, a cautionary tale, a romance? I wasn't sure, but I'm pretty sure it failed on all fronts.
David's relationship with his wife was completely unbelievable, and carried absolutely no weight to me, other than seeing her eyes, which are completely gorgeous.
http://wallpapersqq.net/ana-celia-de-armas-caso.html (for reference). Efraim had a little more to offer, but takes a completely unnecessary turn towards the end. There was no buildup to it, other than some initial foreshadowing, and that twist wasn't some jaw dropping moment, it was just frustrating.
There are a few completely wasted moments. At one point, the two guys enter an intimidating boardroom with a bunch of intimidating people to try and win the big contract, and they are completely stoned. That seems like a set up to a great scene, but it went absolutely nowhere. There are some cringe worthy moments as well, mainly with voice-overs and cliches that just didn't work. The most egregious I'll put in spoilers.
The movie is mildly amusing, mildly interesting, and mildly entertaining. For the cast and premise involved, that makes it more than mildly disappointing.