Knock Knock
Don't answer! This is Eli Roth's version (or response) of Funny Games. Two coeds seduce a happily married man with 2 kids, and then torture him. The premise has potential, and the intention seems to be that of social satire, but the tone of the movie is so uneven, that I just ended up being annoyed instead of titillated.
Reeves ends up having a threesome with the 2 girls (this is not really a spoiler if you have even heard about this movie, and unfortunately, it's the only time in Eli Roth's career that he's used a bit of restraint). That scene was good, but not nearly as great as Wild Things did it. After that, the girls turn a 180, and become bratty, whiny, sadistic little teenage torturers. The shift is so dramatic, that I had a tough time feeling any sort of dread or despair.
In Funny Games, you don't really get a motive for the torturers. They just do it. Here, you sort of get an explanation for everything. One of the girls sort of explains her daddy issues and maybe that's why she's doing this. Keanu tries to resist the girls at first (he did a better job than most would I imagine), which sort of justifies his actions and intentions throughout. That need for explanation cheapens the movie a bit, and brings it much closer to campy as opposed to satirical. Maybe that was the intention, but again, for me it just didn't work.
Keanu Reeves does way better when he's given very little dialogue, aka the Matrix or John Wick. Here, it's very clear that he truly can't act his way out of a box. I think his job was to camp it up, but who the heck knows. It was just plain bad. At one point, Reeves asks girls "What's the point of all of this?" I felt that way the entire movie.
The movie does not even stay true to itself. If you compare what these girls did in the middle of the movie to the end, it just doesn't make any sense.