Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear.

"Man I love chicks. Chicks love me, so it's all good."

-Lance. Out Cold

Scarface - the entire movie is basically quotes..lol

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."

"Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed! Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply."

"I'm Tony Montana! You f--- with me, you f---in' with the best!"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

"Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."

"The world, chico, and everything in it."

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big p---- just waiting to get f---ed."

"F--- Gaspar Gomez! And f--- the f---in' Diaz brothers! F--- 'em all! I bury those cockroaches!"

Wall Street

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

That's not my dog (in response to "Does your dog bite.")

I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

Do you know how long that's going to take?

Glad to see that someone else appreciates that scene as much as I do :P

"The Human torch was denied a bank loan"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro_LMuIs3Ek

"Once again things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMQhXc1dHIQ

"You ever heard the expression, A man can build a thousand bridges, and suck 1 ****. To society he's not a bridge builder, he's a **** sucker."

"God gave man both a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to work one at a time."

"My offense is impetuous, defense is impregnable. I'm ferocious, I wanna eat his chilren, praise be to allah!"

Are any of these from movies?

I've always enjoyed the following scene/quote of this movie..It is so true of life...


For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Doug MacRay: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
James Coughlin: ...Whose car are we gonna' take?

The movie with the best quotes ever is The Big Lebowski

























And of course....

Milk was a bad choice.

How come so many people aren't labeling the movie the quote belongs to? It'd be nice if you all started doing that. Thanks.

Well you see I have some good news and bad news for ya pal.....

The good news is yeah...I'm a cop and I have to bring you in alive...

The bad news is I've been suspended and I really don't give a ****.....

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Sol: "What is that?"
Vincent: "This isa a shotgun, Sol."
Sol: "It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun,
Vincent." Vincent: "Yeah, well, I want to raise some pulses don't I?"
Sol: "You'll raise hell, nevermind pulses."

"We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-****ing-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others. "

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it. "

+1
my favorite movie scene

and from fight club :

I love Guy Ritchie movies

Another couple of good quotes:

"One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former."

"Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom."

""Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that."

"Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your ****ing stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white ****'s joke that black ****s don't get? 'Cause Im not ****ing laughing Ni-ko-las!"

IDK if this has been posted earlier, but no harm in reading this twice :

Pulp fiction 1 :

Honey Bunny: [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you ****ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya!

Pulp Fiction 2 :

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

PULP FICTION 3 (the quote that I remember by heart) :

Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****ed up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, mother****er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more Goddamn time!

And ofc the famous Ezekiel quote from the movie :

Jules: You read the Bible?


Ringo: Not regularly.

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

TARANTINO IS A FACKING LEGEND.........

I thought this thread was Quotes, not scripts!

''If he dies, he dies''

-Ivan Drago

Rocky 4

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