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02-10-2022 , 11:06 AM

#401

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

Explosives fellows? I would have thought better of you.
Not only is steam a more effective method of destruction it also has the advantage that it makes a truly horrible noise as it creeps up on you.

02-11-2022 , 04:01 PM

#402

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

I’ve stocked up on beer for the weekend. Three different varieties. And Variety is the spice of life.

02-11-2022 , 04:22 PM

#403

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

Variety is Ok but what about pepper though?

02-11-2022 , 07:24 PM

#404

mrbaseball

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,686

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeno

I’ve stocked up on beer for the weekend. Three different varieties. And Variety is the spice of life.

I'm well stocked as well but only one kind. When you have PBR there is absolutely no reason to stray.

02-11-2022 , 11:12 PM

#405

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

At Greene King they had an incident when a flaw in the control system saw the bottom valves of six Fermentation vessels open simultaneously. They marketed the resultant mixture of different beers as something like “GK special mix”.

If you drank Guinness in the early Nineties your pint would have contained a hint of “Dead Cat”

This is not an obscure brewing term, just that we saw the poor bastard fall in, but we couldn’t rescue him from his fall into tens of thousands of litres of beer, and there was no way that the brewery would throw away the beer.

02-13-2022 , 01:35 AM

#406

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

The decision of the Russian government in the early 2 thousands to let go of many thousands of troops with no money but retain their guns had surprisingly predictable consequences.

02-13-2022 , 08:19 PM

#407

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

My sister and her boyfriend are watching the super bowl. What a *****.

02-13-2022 , 08:25 PM

#408

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrbaseball

I'm well stocked as well but only one kind. When you have PBR there is absolutely no reason to stray.

I have been to dozens of beer fests and only understand sarcasm. Not sophist-level sarcasm; i’ve lost way too many brain cells for any sarcasm that isn’t middling and trite. But I am a sophist who only speaks sarcasm. Still, I don’t make jokes about this kind of thing anymore.

02-13-2022 , 09:20 PM

#409

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,687

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

My sister and her boyfriend are watching the super bowl. What a *****.

Who's winning? Any good commercials? Dance routinez?

02-14-2022 , 02:26 AM

#410

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

all of the above!

rams won, managing a last drive of something nutty like 16 plays to win, after being stymied most of the 2nd half

02-14-2022 , 04:06 AM

#411

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

At one beer fest my brother made a few unkind remarks about the physical appearance of the lady giving a lecture on beer brewing.

After being quietly informed by his friend that her husband was sitting directly behind him he just turned around and said to him “Sorry mate, but you must admit that she’s a bit of an old dog”

02-15-2022 , 02:40 PM

#412

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

After listening to “Coles Corner “ I did wonder if there is anyone waiting here for me with a smile and a flower in their hair.
Probably not

02-16-2022 , 04:16 PM

#413

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,201

I only received one greeting for Valentine's Day. That's one more than usual.

02-16-2022 , 05:40 PM

#414

notrebelatall

banned

Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 485

I did manage to incorporate “Unusually severe climatic conditions” into a conversation , doubt that will happen again.

02-16-2022 , 07:06 PM

#415

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

Entering a dark chapter of my life where I’m going to have to work hard and do the right thing a bunch. Not that I’m loathe to do the right thing; I’m just morally neutral and prefer shopping. But every once in a while I feel deep sadness and have to do the right thing. It would be so much better to be a sociopath or a real man or evil so I could have clarity of vision. I just want to have fun but the part of me that is genuinely kind and moral won’t let me.

02-16-2022 , 09:05 PM

#416

kevstreet

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,703

I bought my first electric shaver today: Philips Norelco 5000

Pretty sick Brag.
Beat I’m oaf.
Variance I don’t have a lot to shave.

02-16-2022 , 09:27 PM

#417

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevstreet

I bought my first electric shaver today: Philips Norelco 5000

Pretty sick Brag.
Beat I’m oaf.
Variance I don’t have a lot to shave.

I once bought an electric shaver it hurt my skin.it’s only for people who grow long beards and otherwise evil.

02-16-2022 , 09:29 PM

#418

mrbaseball

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,686

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevstreet

I bought my first electric shaver today: Philips Norelco 5000

Pretty sick Brag.
Beat I’m oaf.
Variance I don’t have a lot to shave.

I have tried many and never found an electric shaver that I liked. And the ones that seemed okay at first always sucked after a few months. I don't shave more than once or twice a week anyway but a blade gives much better shave and feels better to me. And I have found that unless you shave every day electrics suck on stubble.

02-16-2022 , 09:58 PM

#419

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

did an interesting job today at the poorest retirement home <3 was there 5ish hours. old place is beat up

02-16-2022 , 09:59 PM

#420

kevstreet

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrbaseball

Damn. I don’t like these comments.

I want to shave down to a 3 day stubble. I’ve been trimming with scissors but it takes too long, I was hoping the electric razor would work for me.

02-16-2022 , 09:59 PM

#421

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 25,803

another old man's opinion on electric shavers: i've always found them horrible for a clean face because of razor burn, but but perfectly fine for cleaning up sideburns, back of neck, chest, back, arms, knuckles, and other areas

02-16-2022 , 10:02 PM

#422

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 25,803

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

did an interesting job today at the poorest retirement home <3 was there 5ish hours. old place is beat up

is there anyway an extra hour or two of your time could result in things being a whole lot better for the people that live there?
is this a publicly owned place or privately owned?
my next reply is contingent upon your honest answer to the first two questions