Do you ever get that thing where you're playing poker online and you get caught in a wormhole and flung back to pre-historic times?

And you think: "Ah, with my advanced knowledge of 21st century science, I will be regarded as a God by these savages."

But then it turns out that you're science knowledge doesn't extend beyond changing a lightbulb and soon you're chased by dinosaurs.

And you're forced to flee and live a nomadic life, hiding in caves, scavenging for berries and field mice to eat.

But then you sneeze and introduce 21st century germs into the biosphere, killing all the dinosaurs and paving the way for mankind.

And then you find a wormhole back to your own time, and even though you've been in pre-history for weeks, only one minute has passed.

But still, because of that one minute, you've been timed out of the poker and you've lost your hand. That's always happening to me.

Source: Betfairpoker Twitter